Jackie gets coronavirus for the second time and fights for her life with a real time alien encounter. Please send Zinc and Demi Lovato.

Hoe-vid Abduction

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. 

Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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Jackie shares her favorite prank calls that didn't ensue legal ramifications!

Bitch Bible Classics: Prank Calls

Jackie heads to New York for public humiliation, starts beef with NASDAQ and the American Women's Fencing Team and returns home with a rolling cooler of broken dreams.
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Despair in Times Square

Despite her better judgement, Jackie brings back a fan favorite episode, and re-reminisces on family trauma that got projected onto an innocent Caesar Salad.

Bitch Bible Classics: Caesar Salad Scissor Sisters

Jackie sits down with Lindsay Hubbard from Summer House to discuss all your unanswered questions about her relationships, sandwich preferences and fully activated off camera moments.

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Jackie revisits her least favorite episode with Cardi B from nearly 10 years ago and cringes the whole way.

Hoe-vid Abduction

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