This week, Monty kicks us off with her shitty morning in every sense, then into a bit of beauty chat featuring massage and collagen. We also discuss the troubling fashion trend of men in 'short shorts', some of our turn-ons (and offs), parenting wins via lies, drunk tales and the shittest loyalty card ever. Enjoy!

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