How C*m

Thank you, thank you to everyone who came out our first ever LIVE show this past Thursday. We SOLD out and are definitely going to do more of these bad boys. Follow us @howcumpodcast for updates about future shows! In this episode Remy talks to comedian Eitan Levine about how he won an AVN award (porn award!) for his Hamilton inspired film: Hamiltoe. Charlotte's voice is out from all the fun at the live show but Eitan tells us about surviving cancer as a child, growing up as a grandchild of Holocaust survivors, and an incredible story about his kickass grandmother.

We also talk learning about sex through rabbinical stories, being actively celibate until late in life, who is fucking at the circus, male infertility & male birth control.

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Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:

I 1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!

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Nanny and Remy's house flooded TWICE this week but it's ok because our LIVE show is Thursday and we c*nt wait to meet you guys. We ALSO got to record this awesome episode with Remy's two powerhouse women: 1) Hannah Berner, host of the comedy mental health podcast Berning in Hell, star on this season of Summer House on Bravo and badass bitch who opted out of professional tennis, and 2) Gabrielle Bluestone, Writer and Executive Producer of FYRE: The Greatest Party That Never Happened" on Netflix.

We discuss very universal topics such as going to the Hamptons and playing tennis, and more relatable topics such as how competition in sports applies to life and how traditional gender roles affect us. Hannah gives us a peek behind Summer House's walls, and Gabrielle explains our "keeping up with the Joneses" culture. We also talk about pets, people who seem successful but might just have a trust fund, and how to be your realest self in a world of facades.

*Stay tuned until the end of the episode: this one has some post-song goodies!

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Don't miss the LIVE SHOW! Join us at Stand Up NY on April 25 at 7:30. Use our promocode "How Cum" for a 25% off discount.

Follow us @RemyKassimir @Howcumpodcast @charkasstic @beingbernz @g_bluestone(T) @gbluestone (IG)

This episode has EXTRAS which will be available on Patreon.com/HowCum

Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:

1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!

2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!

3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:

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Website - www.RemyKassimir.com

Tickets are almost sold out for our first live podcast/ stand up show! Join us at Stand Up NY on April 25 at 7:30. Use our promocode "How Cum" for a 25% off discount. ...AND GET EXCITED! This episode is one that many of you have requested. Partners in love and life, Chris and Charlotte Rose; aka the Pleasure Mechanics teach us ANAL 101! After hearing what they have to say, you'll know what to put in your basic (anal) tool kit, how unlikely "gaping" actually is, and how to answer, "is there a 'wall of shit' waiting for me?" The Pleasure Mechanics explain how our culture damages the idea of manliness and anal play, as well as its pornification. They brilliantly clue us into the two anal sphincters, how anal can be pleasurable for anyone, and give us tricks for good prostate play, pegging & anal masturbation. Men: We teach you what "Man Box" is and how your dick is bigger than you think!

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AGAIN: LIVE SHOW! 4/25 at Stand Up NY in NYC! Use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 25% off tickets.

Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:

1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!

2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!

3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:

Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast

Website - www.RemyKassimir.com

Make sure to get your tickets for our first LIVE PODCAST & stand up show on April 25th at 7:30. (Doors open @ 7) Use our promo code "How Cum" for a 25% off discount.

Until then, listen to this awesome episode with wildly hilarious entertainer & RuPaul's Drag Race All Star alumnus Katya Zamolodchikova, also known as Brian McCook. This episode is EVERYTHING! We touch on drag life and a dish soap make up remover tip. We also discuss fearing competition, lacking a gay mentor, the pros and cons of hooking up with fans, and experimentally sticking a finger in the ass. Katya explains how a recent relapse in addiction occurred and the effect it had on her/Brian's lives. Also we shared our experiences with the seriousness of mental health issues and how we cope with it all.

Follow Katya and her podcast Whimsically Volatile: @Katya_Zamo/ @katyaandcraig and and go see her NOW on her tour "Help Me I'm Dying" , on Viceland's The Trixie and Katya Show and on VH1's Grown & Sexy.

Follow us at @RemyKassimir, @Charkasstic, & @howcumpodcast

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AGAIN: LIVE SHOW! 4/25 at Stand Up NY in NYC! Use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 25% off tickets.

We couldn't be more excited to be partnering with Roman, Helix Sleep and Sweet Vibrations this season!

Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum

Keep Roman Swipes in your back pocket for longer, better sex and get yours fast with FREE 2-day shipping by visiting Getroman.com/HOWCUM

Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG!

Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:

1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!

2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!

3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:

Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast

Website - www.RemyKassimir.com

We are gearing up for our FIRST LIVE SHOW and couldn't be more excited. Buy your tickets, use promo code "How Cum" and we will see you on April 25th in NYC for a night of PURE JOY!

But until then, enjoy this awesome episode with comedian & host of the "Yung Daddy" podcast; Lev Fer! We attempt to define what a "fuck boy" is, and how it compares to a "slut." We cover how Lev deals with receiving overwhelming amounts of nudes, talk about different butthole colors, discover a new dating term called "mosting", and ponder about losing weight & losing boners.

We also chat body issues, grooming, and why McDonald's is so very important.

Follow Lev @LevFer and us @HowCumPodcast, @RemyKassimir and @Charkasstic

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COME TO OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW! 4/25 at Stand Up NY in NYC! Use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 25% off tickets.

We couldn't be more excited to be partnering with Roman, Helix Sleep and Sweet Vibrations this season!

Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum

Keep Roman Swipes in your back pocket for longer, better sex and get yours fast with FREE 2-day shipping by visiting Getroman.com/HOWCUM

Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG!

Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:

1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!

2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!

3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:

Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast

Website - www.RemyKassimir.com

This one is a banger. We get to chat with the one, the only, the amazing and stupendously slutty host of Viceland's Slutever Karley Sciortino. We talk about everything from Karley's re-definition of the word "slut", witches on broomsticks (aka magic dildos), the switch from vagina shame to pussy power, having an "anti-social clit", VR porn, and so much more.

Also, Remy has a sexual experience that she never has before AND Remy & Karley were both named "Innovators" in Cosmopolitan's first ever Sexcellence Awards!

Karley's book Slutever is out now, you can read her Vogue column Breathless and follow her @KarleySlutever

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This episode has a TON of bonus content. To access 40 min of Kirill and Jax uncensored become a $5 Patron on Patreon- Extras will be posted 3/20

Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:

1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!

2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!

3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:

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On the day that he celebrated "10 years of being a professional degenerate," Kirill Bichutsky's 1 million+ follower account @slutwhisperer was yanked off of Instagram. This controversial social media personality recently starred in Netflix's revealing documentary American Meme and his half-naked champagne facial parties are legendary, but we wanted to know: who really IS the Slut Whisperer? What is real versus just social media, and how do we use social media in a healthy, less stressful way?

Kirill and Remy's mutual friend & comedian Jax Dell'Osso joins us to answer these questions. We talk slut-shaming, online personas, working as an exotic dancer and the Fyre Festival.

Trigger warning: A guest opens up about a childhood trauma & we have a conversation about child sexual abuse & the HBO documentary Leaving Neverland.

RAINN is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization; donate or seek help here

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Follow Kirill on Instagram for now @KirillWasHere & Jax Dell'Osso @funnygirljax

We couldn't be more excited to be partnering with Helix Sleep and Sweet Vibrations this season!

This episode has a TON of bonus content. To access 40 min of Kirill and Jax uncensored become a $5 Patron on Patreon- Extras will be posted 3/20

Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:

1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!

2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!

3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:

Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast

Website - www.RemyKassimir.com

"Nobody's sex life is anybody's business…except on this podcast." So, we chat with comedians & sexual "late bloomers" Freddy G and Ray Gootz. Ray tells us about losing his virginity at 37 to a sex worker at the Bunny Ranch & Freddy explains how and why he didn't have an awake orgasm until he was 23.

We define several terms; incel, refractory period, and a "delivery boy" attitude. We keep it funky and fresh and talk pre/post sex vomit stories, Kelly Kapowski from Saved by the Bell, & a few times Ray mentions his friend Kristy Steffano; who is better known as comedian Chris DiStefano. This one's a blast.

Thank you for all the love over the past year. We couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, consider helping us in the following ways:

1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome BONUS EPISODES and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!

2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!

3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:

Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast

Website - www.RemyKassimir.com

SO excited to be partnering with Sweet Vibrations* again this season! Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG!

We sit down with the amazing and hilarious mother son duo, KarenLee and Cam Poter from the hit podcast Sex Talk With My Mom. We cover A LOT with these kindred spirits of ours: how peoples' "orifice hierarchies" can vary, sexless marriages, KarenLee's personal definition of "cougar", Cam's "pregnancy scare," and of course, "anal anal anal." We also find out that KarenLee gets wet at the first note of a saxophone, Cam tells us a WILD "ball-breaker" story, and magically, Cam finds out something he DIDN'T know about his mom.

ALSO: This is our first CROSS OVER episode! That's right, didn't get enough of the four of us? Listen to Remy and Charlotte on Sex Talk With My Mom HERE!

WANT EVEN MORE?

We ended up calling OUR DAD and talking about sex with him. Check that out HERE!

Thank you for all the love over the past year. We couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, consider helping us in the following ways:

1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome BONUS EPISODES and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!

2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!

3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:

Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast

Website - www.RemyKassimir.com

SO excited to be partnering with Sweet Vibrations* again this season! Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG!

Wow. This. Episode. We call Remy's friend, comedian Crystal Beth; AKA "The Girl Without a Clit" and catch up with our anonymous friend from the bonus episode. This episode has everything: trips down memory lane, people's assumptions about bisexuals, and an insanely hot story about an insanely hot threesome with two insanely hot guys.

Also: can you cum without a clit? We find out.

Want more?

Follow us @RemyKassimir @Charkasstic @HowCumPodcast & @thecrystalbeth And HEY!! Are you a new Cumpanion? Old Cumpanion? Love us? Like us even a LITTLE bit? Show us! Like, review, rate and visit our Patreon for exclusive extra content and to donate!

Want to see Remy do stand up? Visit remykassimir.com for show dates and live podcast recordings!

SO excited to be partnering with Sweet Vibrations* again this season! Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG!