[singing]

I am the very model of a modern Demisexual

My sexual proclivities are purely hypothetical

I’m here to say it loud and proud, my internet confessional

I’ve never touched a boob, which makes me very intersectional!

LINKS:

Kat offends Twitter's demisexuals: https://unherd.com/2022/11/demisexuals-are-scared-of-sex/

Phoebe watches 1990s YouTube:

The complete “Pam” song:

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