I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

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I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray episodes

August 16, 2017 IHGB #9 -- Bachelor in Paradise Season 4, Episode 1
Y’all, we had so much to say that we had to divide all of the content into TWO separate shows. Some Guy in Austin really got off on a tangent when we discussed what it means to be a social media influencer. We also remind you who all the players are in season 4 of Bachelor in Paradise, and how they are already forming alliances. And by that I mean meaningful relationships.As always, you can find my recap of episode 1 HERE.
And we would love it if you left us a review on iTunes. I have no idea why this step is important, but apparently it’s like sitting with the popular kids at the podcast lunch table.
For the record, I ate lunch with one other person my entire freshman year. HOLLA TO MY HOME BOY CHANCE!

47 min
August 08, 2017 IHGB #8 -- Bachelorette Rachel Season Finale
Although you may have figured out from my season finale recap, I’m a bit confused by what went down in the final moments of Rachel’s love journey. I discuss this in length with Some Guy in Austin on episode 8 of the podcast. We also have a few interesting thoughts on where this relationship is going, as well as candidates of who we would like to see on the ballot for the next bachelor.
Enjoy the show!
37 min
August 02, 2017 IHGB #7 -- It's Britney Spears, Y'all!
This week my friend Stephanie and I discuss the one and only Britney Spears. When I mention her name, what image comes to mind? Is it an innocent school girl with pigtails? Or is it images of a shaven head? Whatever the case may be, Stephanie and I discuss this musical icon’s place in pop culture history.
And yes, we do breakdown the wonder that is Crossroads.
Here are a few handy links related to the topics we cover:
Young Stephanie L-O-V-E-D Britney’s “Sometimes” video and can describe quite literally everything that is going on in the choreography. As a podcaster, I truly appreciate her vivid word play.
We also talked about her infamous flesh bodysuit and albino python at the MTV video music awards.
Do you remember her “For Those Who Think Young” Pepsi commercial? I loved it at the time, but it didn’t convince me to buy Pepsi. I’m a loyal Pepper.
Like Steph mentions, the video is grainy, but if you want to watch Crossroads on YouTube, your wish is our command!
Who could forget JT’s “Cry Me a River” video with a Britney Spears lookalike?
Stephanie would be so mad at me if I didn’t include a link to her crush Anson Mount, who managed to get a job after his Crossroads fame!
Last but not least, here’s a link to the IHGB podcast or one to iTunes if you’re interested in subscribing.
Enjoy the show!

42 min
July 26, 2017 IHGB #6 -- Bachelorette Rachel Recap Week 9
In this episode of the I Hate Green Beans podcast, Some Guy in Austin and I discuss Peter, Bryan, and Eric’s trip to Dallas to meet Rachel’s super cool family. We also talk about favorite Seinfeld episodes (puffy shirt!), what to wish for if given the chance to ring a magical bell, and Bryan’s downfall. I even refrain from editing out a dirty joke as told by SGIA. I hope you like it!
45 min
July 24, 2017 IHGB #5 -- Bachelorette Rachel Recap Hometowns
It’s Episode 5 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast! Some Guy in Austin and I discuss Rachel’s hometowns and how we were sad to learn that Pitbull would not be featured in Bryan’s date.
Remember, I’m working on getting the podcast up on iTunes. Any day now, I should be up and running over there.
Until then, feel free to listen or download below. ENJOY!
41 min
July 24, 2017 IHGB #4 -- Favorite Big Screen Love Stories
As promised, this is my first non-Bachelor related podcast on I Hate Green Beans. My friend Lara joins me to discuss our favorite love stories on the big screen. Spoiler alert: The photo of this post does NOT make the cut. I know…SCANDALOUS!
Find out why by clicking below. Enjoy!
51 min
July 23, 2017 IHGB #3 -- Bachelorette Rachel Recap Week 7
I know this sounds ridiculous because I’ve been podcasting for all of five minutes, but episode 3 might be one of my favorites. Who knew the tooth fairy, dinosaurs, fancy watches, and dysfunctional families could be so funny? I hope you like the episode as much as I liked recording it with Some Guy in Austin.
If you want to read my recap of week 7 where I detail Rachel’s fun and frigid time in Switzerland, here’s a link back to the post.
Once again, I’m working on the iTunes situation and hope to have everything resolved soon. Hang in there with me.
And for those of you DYING because I haven’t posted anything non-Bachelor related (hi AmyK!), I can’t wait for you to hear my podcast tomorrow where I discuss the art behind making a good love story with my friend Lara.
Until then, here’s to episode 3! Enjoy the show!
43 min
July 22, 2017 IHGB #2 -- Bachelorette Rachel Recap Week 6
First of all, I’d like to thank each and every one of you who dowloaded/listened to the inaugural I Hate Green Beans podcast yesterday. There was an overwhelming response that exceeded all of my expectations. THANK YOU! I’ve been working like crazy over here to produce something that I think y’all will enjoy, and it’s nice to know that most of you are on board.
For those of you who CAN’T STAND the Bachelor franchise, I beg you to hang tight. Pop culture-related podcasts are coming!
And please stay tuned for ways to download the podcast on iTunes or other streaming services. We aren’t quite there yet, but it’s in the works.
Now, what can you expect from Episode 2 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast? Well, lots of laughing for one thing, as well as a minor infatuation with a couple of vikings named Tom and Morton. I’m so glad I was able to track down Some Guy In Austin during his travels, because I simply NEEDED to know his true feelings about the phenomenon that is Peter in an old-man sweater.
You may have forgotten (or blocked out) what Rachel experienced in week six of her journey to find love. Never fear. You can refresh your memory by reading all about it right now!.
Here’s hoping you enjoy Episode 2 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast! HAVE FUN!
32 min
July 20, 2017 IHGB #1 -- Bachelorette Rachel Recap Week 5
Thank you to everyone for your overwhelming response to Wednesday’s big reveal:
My cup runneth over. Y’all are too kind, and I truly hope you enjoy the book. I’ll go ahead and apologize publicly for chapter 2. I’m blushing now just thinking about it, but there’s nothing I can do to stop it now. A six-month head’s up will have to do.
And for those four people who unsubscribed from my email list, I totally understand. Some people don’t like reading books or joining launch teams or being bombarded by email asking readers to feign enthusiasm. No hard feelings. However…
May I interest you in a podcast?
That’s right. Yours truly is launching a podcast TODAY. It’s below all of this text. Right there for you to click on or download. My East Texas accent comes out to play every once in a while. I’d like for you to file that under a “she’s so charming” category if you don’t mind.
So what’s this podcast about? Allow me to elaborate once again by interviewing myself.
Q: Wow. You’re launching a podcast. That’s a huge undertaking. You must be so tired. Is that why your face looks the way it does? How many people have asked you if you’re sick this week?
A: I imagine I’ll get some rest after this post is live. I plan on bathing in lavender tonight. As for my face, it just looks that way, but thank you for noticing.
Q: What’s the title of your podcast?
A: I Hate Green Beans
Q: WE GET IT. YOU HATE GREEN BEANS.
A: I wanted to make sure the word got out by any means necessary.
Q: What will you talk about on your podcast?
A: Anything that falls under the pop culture category.
Q: Do you talk about The Bachelor?
A: I do!
Q: Does that mean you’re discarding the Bachelor recap? The thing that started all of this hullabaloo?
A: Absolutely not. Writing will always be my first love. The recap will still be posted every Tuesday. For those times when the podcast features The Bachelor, it will be a quick review of the latest show.
Q: What if I don’t watch that filthy show and secretly judge you for dedicating segments of your podcast to it?
A: That’s okay! There will be plenty of other podcast episodes for you to enjoy. For example, I have an entire show dedicated to love stories. Who doesn’t love a love story?
Q: I technically don’t. Is that bad?
A: You are dead to me.
Q: No, for real. What other topics will you include?
A: Where do I begin? Movies, music, TV shows, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, concerts, headlines, you name it.
Q: I’m going to need you to be more specific.
A: You’re starting to annoy me, but I’ll play along. A few of the episodes are: “Disney Princes — Who would you date?”, “Thanks Millennial! — What the young people saying and wearing that will make me sound and look cooler?”, “My Wish List for Santa,” and “He Said/She Said.”
Q: Isn’t it going to be weird with you just talking to yourself about pop culture?
A: Probably. I talk to myself enough these days. That’s why I have different friends joining me to debate and banter back and forth.
Q: Really? Like who? Our Host Chris Harrison?
A: My people are calling his people. We are totally BFFs, so I imagine it will happen one day.
Q: Please tell me you’re going to talk to your mama.
A: She’s already brainstorming topic ideas.
Q: So which friend is up first?
A: A long-time friend of the blog, Some Guy In Austin helps me out during my inaugural post. He has his own Bachelor blog, so he will be my guest for all the bachelor-related episodes. He brings a certain “je ne sais quoi” to the show. I like having a guy’s opinion, too. He also helps me practice my censor button skills. We laugh. A lot.
Q: How long are these podcasts?
A: Typically between 35-50 minutes, depending on how rowdy we get.
Q: And I can listen to the first one below?
A: Yes!
Q: When can I expect the others to come out?
A: We wanted to post several episodes all at once so you can get a feel for the show. For the next four days, I’ll be posting a new episode for your entertainment. There will be four Bachelor episodes and the love story one I mentioned as a bonus.
Q: When will the podcast be live after this week?
A: Every Wednesday.
Q: Let me get this straight — After today, there will be a new podcast episode on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday? Plus a bonus?
A: Yes. Then a written recap on the blog on Tuesday and a new podcast episode on Wednesday.
Q: Are you mad, woman?
A: No. Mama had me tested.
Q: Will this effect your blog? With all this book writing and podcasting, what will happen to the original I Hate Green Beans?
A: That’s a great question. My hope is that I will have two posts up on the site each week. And one podcast. Plus whatever shows I’m covering for Entertainment Weekly.
Q: With your busy schedule and Chris Harrison’s busy schedule, how will y’all ever find the time to date?
A: I would ditch everything in a heartbeat to date The Harrison. No offense.
Q: None taken. I get it. Those eyes…
A: You get lost in them, right?
Q: YES! Let’s not forget the way he smells…
A: You mean how he smells of freshly chopped wood, a double shot of Jägermeister, and adventure?
Q: You better believe it, but we’re off topic. Why aren’t you on iTunes or some sort of podcasting app?
A: We are working out the details before we go there. But you’ll always be able to listen or download here.
Q: Do you have one of those cute tiles with your podcast name on it?
A: I do.
Q: Can I see it?
A: Of course!
Q: What if I don’t like your podcast. Do you want me to tell you?
A: Between Wednesday’s announcement and today’s launch, I’m a touch fragile right now, so I probably won’t even look at the emails until my butt unclenches. With that said, I’m always happy to hear from readers/listeners. Feel free to email me: [email protected]
Q: Fabulous. What else would you like to say to your readers?
A: Y’all have touched my life in a way that I can’t describe. I hope you enjoy the book and the podcast.
Here we go! Episode 1 is below! If you need a refresher, here’s a link to the episode’s recap. Pay no attention to my weird giggle or accent and HAVE FUN!
39 min