In which we recreate John & Yoko's bed-in, except with less paparazzi, celebrities, drugs and live music. Mrs Berry doesn't eat anything and Mrs Woog gags twice. You're welcome.

Mrs Woog has been solo parenting for three weeks. Mrs Berry was enjoying the first weekend in four of being at home. It's been a torrid time and both yearn for respite from reality. Mrs Woog wasn't even wearing a bra.