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  Get your halloween candies ready! We're watching 3 Halloween episodes of classic TV shows this week! First, Starsky and Hutch are chasing a vampire around LA. Co-starring John Saxon, Colleen Camp and Suzanne Somers! Next, the Flinstones return to prime time with the Halloween special where they meet Rockula and Frankenstone. Finally, The Aquabats' tour bus/battletram gets infested with ghosts! All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, Young Charles, Belgian Chat, Kevin's Halloween Buyers' Guide, Belgium and so much more! Donloyd Here!

This week, Schlocktober continues with a trio of spooky flicks picked by those sick maniacs, the Dom DeLuise Patreon donors! Up first, a couple's stay at a hotel is interrupted when a duo of sexy vampire ladies show up in Daughters of Darkness from 1971 (picked by Andreas).  Then, Adam Ant hosts a group of MTV contest winners at his castle only to pick them off one-by-one using magic in the forgotten Empire Pictures release Spellcaster from 1988 (picked by John T).  And finally, a young woman gets caught up in a government conspiracy around a mind altering drug and only a Hunter S. Thompson clone can help her in Banshee Chapter from 2013 (picked by Paul M). All this plus baseball chat, Kevin's continued adventures at the drive-in, candy from Randy, Halloween fast food chat, Marilyn Monroe news Scream 5, black and white Japanese witches and so much more. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll escape these bloodsuckers with your love and support.

It's Witch week, junkies, so break out those broomsticks and get spooked with these three international tales of witchcraft. Up first! It's 1968's The Snow Woman, from Japan. This classic folklore tale is most notable for inspiring Parker's favorite Pokemons. But how many witches does it really contains? Donloyd and find out. Next up! Those wacky Italians bring us the highly-erotic and super-funky Baba Yaga (from 1973). This film is considered essential viewing for fans of early 70s Italian interior design, Lesbian witchcraft, and boobs. Plus, we got a voicemail about it this week! Finally! Of course, it's 2013's Witching and Bitching, from Spain's Álex de la Iglesia. It's got a unique blend of action, witches, and terrible CGI, all of which is chatted about in a friendly manner. All this plus which witches are wickedest?, what's Sean been watchin'?, Parker's Marvel Movie Mania, which Boris Karloff documentary was essential in-theater viewing for our fearless Kevin?, theatrical vomit-play, obscure perversions on the Home Box Office, meatless wonders, unfathomable Fathom events, a truly great Mank pun, dramatic/interpretive legalese, funny ragamuffins, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Kiss a Wrestler Day, 2021!! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll dig an endless hole in our living room floors for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

  Schlocktober is finally here and we're making sure Goblins are represented this week! First, a trio of homunculi are unleashed in an old mansion in the made-for-tv classic "Don't be Afraid of the Dark." Next, a yokai is turning the heads of students into spiders ... or something in "Hiruko the Goblin." Finally, a monster is unleashed on a party in rural Kansas in the SOV horror flick, "Goblin." All this plus Nerd News, junk mails, international callers, regrets, sy fy chat, Charles Play and so much more. Direct Donloyd Here

Once again, we switch things up a bit, take a break from movies and instead resurrect the ghost of MTV past by watching a bunch of old music videos!  Up first, Kevin picks a handful of music videos featuring things such as stop-motion rock 'n roll dinosaurs, glowing-eyed choir boys who can fly, Rudy Ray Moore, Schlitzy and so much more! Then, Parker mixes some pop-punk nostalgia with some spooky videos to get in the Halloween mood featuring donkey love, food fights, spider-walking and of course, The Crypt Keeper.  And finally, Sean takes us in a different direction picking several musical clips from European TV shows featuring Tron suits, Iggy Pop, robot dancers, Grace Jones and creepy jesters.  (If you'd like to watch these videos with us, check out the previous blog posts for video versions of these segments!)  All this plus Sean's YouTube troubles, Parker's Madonna binge, Kevin's continued adventures at the drive-in, Elvira talk, Lost Boys news, the Puffnstff blu-ray and so much more. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll go to #1 on Headbanger's Ball with your love and support.

The results are in! We've got the official thoughts and criticisms and witticisms regarding the THREE weird movies our everlasting friends from the Dom Deluise Patreon Club have picked for us this month. And you'll never believe which tough guys are in 'em!! Up first! It's 1979's Hot Stuff, which is neither a sex comedy nor an official sequel from the Smoky and the Bandit franchise. But it might be a spiritual sequel, and it's definitely got Dom Deluise (the actor, not the Patreon tier). Listen along as we explore Dom's only (notable) directorial effort, in which he, Jerry Reed and Suzanne Pleshette serve and protect the community by flipping old wares in and old wares-house. With fat jokes! (thanks Ricky O!) Next up! We've done Sam Raimi's 1985 film Crime Wave, so of course we're reviewing John Paizs's 1985 film Crime Wave aka The Big Crimewave (from 1985). This confusingly-titled and confusingly-realized debut feature from the Canadian auter concerns the screenplay-writing escapades of an old-timey film fan as well as some on-and-off-screen crimes. With surrealist photography! (thanks Eddie!) Finally! Of course, it's 1987's Tough Guys Don't Dance, that soapishly operatic cuckolding drama from true-life shit-head Norman Mailer. Ryan O'Neal stars in this Provincetown classic that contains everyone's favorite dramatic line readings. With baby Penn Jillette! (thanks Matt from Arizona!) All this plus the death of a clown, Kevin's adventures at HorrorHound Cincinnati, a reluctance for early Pumpkin Pie consumption, the great skeleton shortage of 2021, Halloween pancakes, ass-slappin' on goofballs, Dom Deluise appreciation, your exciting new magazine subscription, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Ants on a Log Day, 2021!! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll time travel to 1985 and release our own film called Crime Wave for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

We're back with 3 weird ass movies, Junkies! But first, go buy a Ghoul Summer T-shirt from Hide the Bodies. In the first movie, a witch gets revenge for the death of her god-daughter in "The Witch's Mirror." Next, an aspring politician is cursed to occasionally become a dog in The Shaggy D.A. Finally, a superhero discovers that wearing panties on his face unlocks his inner potential in "Hentai Kamen: Forbidden Superhero." All this plus Nerd News, not Nerd News, Parker breaks up with Marvel, intermission, a Sliders announcement and so much more! Direct Donloyd

As we wind down summer, we reflect on America's past time with three unconventional movies about baseball!nbsp; Up first, Walter Matthau plays a drunk who's tasked with coaching a little league team filled with misfits and losers, including Tatum O'Neal and Jackie Earle Haley in The Bad News Bears from 1976. Then, David Zucker (Airplane, Naked Gun) teams up with Trey Parker and Matt Stone (South Park) to tell the tale of two losers who invent a new game that combines baseball and basketball and end up going pro with it in BASEketball from 1998.nbsp; And finally, the Japanese take baseball to the extreme in this story about a world where the game isn't just for fun, but it's life and death in Battlefield Baseball from 2003.nbsp; All this plus updates on the JFD boys favorite teams, Killer Klowns in Spirit Halloween, Kevin's adventures at the drive-in, news about the new Texas Chainsaw flick and the new Paranormal Activity installment, freaky blu-rays and so much more. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out onnbsp;Facebooknbsp;andnbsp;Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love onnbsp;Patreonnbsp;- it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll hit at least 3 homeruns with your love and support.

Holy smokes! It's that time of year again?! And we're ACTUALLY DOING IT THIS TIME?!!@ You got that right, pal. Buckle up, we're ghoul-summering this week! This year's Ghoul Summer made possible by the DuPont Chemical Corporation and listeners like you. You and DuPont: there's a lot of good chemistry between us! BUY A GHOUL SUMMER SHIRT HERE! Up first! It's 1992's Man Bites Dog, a black & white Belgian pseudo-documentary/comedy ... from the Criterion Collection? Did we get that right? Well, since it's comedically pseudo-documenting the horrific day-to-day exploits of a serial killer, it definitely counts! Laugh along with us until we recoil in disgust. Next up! There's only ONE filmmaker that Parker Bowman is willing to pledge lifelong Ghoul Summer allegiance, but until now he's been officially banned from selecting one of that filmmaker's finest films. That filmmaker, of course, is Bill Zebub, and the film is Antfarm Dickhole (from 2011), and since the guy who banned Parker from picking it is now a ghost, all bets are off. Will we be charmed by these ants or these dickholes? Finally! Of course, it's 2012's The Act of Killing, that documentary where the real-world perpertrators of the Indonesian genocide recreate their heinous crimes decades later for the delight of a pervese British man. Also on Criterion!! All this plus a ghoul winter proposal, a lightning round of topics, the high price of 'Hired Stud, Will Travel', Parker's extracuricular ghouldom, multiple Toms, funky triple-x, repeat business, the sadness of Kevin, anteater effects, chemical mishaps, podcasting crossovers, a t-shirt for the ages, Peter Pan: Dick Magnet, here comes Parker with the giggles again, taro-flavored ultra-milk, all of the segments played exactly one time, ethical quandries, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Can Opener Day, 2021!! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll soon be confronting the chilly embrace of Ghoul Winter for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

We're back with another banger of weird cult classics picked by our Paretron best friends! First, a trio of friends off to see a Dodger game are captured by a sicko and his girlfriend in "The Sadist." Next, an angel mopes around Berlin, pondering his existance while going to the circus in "Wings of Desire." Finally, two boys find a strange amusement park in the middle of the woods in "Violence Voyager." All this plus Ghoul Summer T-shirt news, Nerd News, Tom from Adelaide, junk mails, Babylegs Chat and so much more! ​ Direct Donloyd Here!