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We're back with another banger of weird cult classics picked by our Paretron best friends! First, a trio of friends off to see a Dodger game are captured by a sicko and his girlfriend in "The Sadist." Next, an angel mopes around Berlin, pondering his existance while going to the circus in "Wings of Desire." Finally, two boys find a strange amusement park in the middle of the woods in "Violence Voyager." All this plus Ghoul Summer T-shirt news, Nerd News, Tom from Adelaide, junk mails, Babylegs Chat and so much more! ​ Direct Donloyd Here!

We're back with another banger of weird cult classics picked by our Paretron best friends! First, a trio of friends off to see a Dodger game are captured by a sicko and his girlfriend in "The Sadist." Next, an angel mopes around Berlin, pondering his existance while going to the circus in "Wings of Desire." Finally, two boys find a strange amusement park in the middle of the woods in "Violence Voyager." All this plus Ghoul Summer T-shirt news, Nerd News, Tom from Adelaide, junk mails, Babylegs Chat and so much more! Direct Donloyd Here!

  Let's face it, Junkies, it's hot as hell out there. So, let's get comfortable and slip into some breathable shorts! That's right, it's Short Films Week! Up first, silent film legend Harold Lloyd finds love and danger around his office and a nearby construction site in the 100-year-old short film Never Weaken from 1921. Next, New York City underground filmmaker Richard Kern gives us a snapshot into the life of a teenage girl who hates her parents and sister in 1985's You Killed Me First. And finally, another NYC underground legend, Nick Zedd, teams up with Rev. Jen to create one of The Big Apple's weirdest public access shows; The Adventures of Electra Elf, a super hero parody with low-budget gags and local artists in cheap costumes. In this episode Electra Elf must stop New York from being overrun by tourists and giant Troll dolls. All this plus Parker's Suicide Squad review, Kevin's adventures with Aussie bikers, big news about Ghoul Summer attire, a plea to vote for Schlocktober themes, the death of movie theaters, GWAR chat and so much more. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll dangle from buildings for your love and support.

Hey there! What do Australian stuntmen, New York cinephiles, and Old West Vampire Slugs have in common? If you answered "they're who hosts this podcast every week", well - that's not only incorrect, it's rude. But we WILL be talking about them this week in our reviews! Together with Zach! From the Shuffle.Repeat Podcast! Up first! It's 1978's Stunt Rock, the first and only movie whose entire scope of ambition was limited to combining a type of music with a type of previously-filmed footage! But given that the mostly pre-recorded footage stars Australian stuntmaster Grant Page, and the music is from none-other-than Rocktober Blood's very own backing band (Sorcery! the band with the magic tricks!), and the director is Brian "Leprechaun in Space" Trenchard-Smith, whether or not the normal rules of film criticism even apply is perhaps up for debate. Rock along with us as we discuss our favorite death-defying manuevers and whether or not this Sorcery band is any better than KISS. Next up! There's only ONE documentary we know of that chronicles in extensive detail the filmgoing habits of the people who annoy Mark Freado the most. And based on that alone, we knew we had to see it, no matter what kind of subway gymnastics might be required. We're gabbing of course about Cinemania, from 2002. It follows a group of obsessed movie goers as they obsessively go to the movies. But what do they think of Attack of the Crab Monsters? Finally! Of course, it's 2008's The Burrowers - a weird western with even weirder creatures. And we're not even talking Mapothers here. But it does have Mapothers (buyer beware). If you like toothy molemen, though, you'll be hyped. All this plus just walkin' the dog (wink wink), a drive-in theatrical attendance report (feat. kevin), the limitations of the boob scale, problematic pokemons, donut shop tourism, Bowman is gonzo for Belmondo, an earnest appreciation for stuntsmen, cine-musical fantasias, identifying with outcasts, a very special raver, theoretical vampire freadoing, the time we screwed over Shelby revisited, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Airplane Crop Duster Day, 2021!! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll soon be confronting the warm embrace of Ghoul Summer for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

  It's short films week this week, Junkies! First, a square from CIncinnati tells us all about the evils of porn in "Perversion for Profit." Next, we get a glimpse of nature in "Unedited Footage of a Bear." Finally, two puppets deal witht heir fate in a monster-ridden world in "Kaiju Bunraku." All this plus Nerd News, a live studio audience, DVDs, Young Charles, junk mails and so much more! Direct Donloyd Here.

This week on JFD, we once again turn our movie picks to those insatiable maniacs, our Dom DeLuise Patreon donors and end up with three very different movies!  Up first, a small documentary film crew conduct interviews with two local street gangs, The Savage Skulls and The Savage Nomads in the Bronx, NY in 1979 in 80 Blocks from Tiffany's.  Next, a trio of young girls travel to a local park for some fun but end up getting involved with some heavy metal dudes and two brothers who own the park and are trying to prevent it from being taken over by greedy corporate business men in 1988's Canadian sex comedy State Park (AKA Heavy Metal Summer).  And finally, a Japanese detective is investigating a string of mass suicides among young people. The detective feels there may be a cult that is influencing these suicides abut why? All will be revealed (or will it?) in 2001's Suicide Club. All this plus Parker's War Hammer game gets serious, Sean's old timey movie rundown, the death of The Biz, Jackass Forever and so much more. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll explode with blood with your love and support.

Hey there! Remember that time we all learned about the birds and the bees from John Lithgow in the back of a bitchin' van in Montreal? What's that, you don't? Well, cram this new JFD in your ears and see if it jostles the old memory banks. Up first! It's 1975's A Haunted Turkish Bathhouse! This creep-filled feature tracks the exploits of an abusive dude at the wildest whorehouse in town, at least until the scariest cat of all time shows up. But is it more of a Roman Porno or a Pinky Violence movie? Does it even matter? We hope you like Japanese nipple torture scenes outside of your Ghoul Summer movies as much as you like them together. Next up! You've tasted the popular perfume, now take a swig of the less-popular Brian De Palma film. We're gabbing of course about Obsession, from 1976. This is the one he directed after Phantom of the Paradise - you know, the very Hitchcock-y movie he dragged Vilmos Zsigmond to Italy for? We got lots of thoughts on all these twisty turns the movie makes. Finally! Of course, it's 1979's Pinball Summer (aka Pick-Up Summer). Another entry in our long line of reviews about obscure teen sex comedies, this one has the distinction of featuring the fifth male lead from My Blood Valentine and some unremarkable locations shoots in Montreal, Canada. Crank this review while driving down the street in your bubble-windowed vans. All this plus The Great Parker Bowman Swindle, the Chinese Superman, A Needle-drop Nightmare on Fear Street, a really big announcement, Blockbuster Night: 1999 Edition, time's up: Steve Zahn, gladitorial mix-ups, verified butthole pleasures, the van with the wiener painted on it, a revelation about the famous wall-peeing party (or was that on the boner episode?), nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Shark Awareness Day, 2021!! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll cross the path of any black cat for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

  Get to safety! It's Kaijuly! First, a meeting with space aliens cause a jilted woman to grow in "Attack of the 50-foot Woman." Next, a baby kaiju with doo doo troubles learns to fight in "Daigoro vs. Goliath." Finally, the King of the Monsters faces off with his robot doppleganger in "Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla." ALl this plus Nerd News, adorable trauma, Oakland chat, Junk Mails, Sweetman and so much more! Direct Donloyd Here

A few weeks back, we did a segment called Movie Hostage (shout out to Kissing Contest) where we presented 3 flicks to the other JFD boys and let them pick the ones we would watch. As a result we ended up with Japanese aliens, cops who are also little kids and rotoscoped drug addicts.  Up first, Hajime Satô directs a tale about a group of passengers on a plane that is set off course and crash lands in a remote area where aliens have landed and may also be body snatchers and vampires in the 1968 sci-fi classic Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell.  Next, two teenage brothers write and direct a hard-boiled cop drama, but there's a twist; the cast is made up entirely of 6 to 8-year-olds! Hawk Jones made a minor splash when it was released on VHS in 1986 but has since gained a sizable cult following thanks to the internet.  Finally, Richard Linklater casts Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr., Woody Harrelson and Winona Ryder to fill out the drug-addled and rotoscoped paranoid world of Phillip K. Dick's A Scanner Darkly from 2006.  All this plus we discuss the origin of Husker Du (and Husker Don'ts), Sean's favorite brand of hot dogs, we meet a new Swedish friend, we check in with our friends who are melting in the Pacific Northwest, updates on "the Flintstone House", Dune delays, gay British bikers and so much more. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll explode with piping hot cheese filling with your love and support.

Hey there! Remember that time we all learned about the birds and the bees from Howie Mandel, Jim Henson, and a pigeon with a really large rodney? Neither do we, but it sounds like a short, sweet dream. Find out what sorta sexual maneuvers we'd have pulled together in this hypothetical scenario when you donloyd and listen now! It's short films week! Up first! It's 1975's Muppet Show: Sex and Violence! The second of two television pilots produced by Jim Henson for ABC leading up to the production of his weekly showcase of technical muppetry, this 30-minute special is one of the few Muppet Shows not currently steamable on Disney+! Listen along as we try to convince Kevin the value of physical media by showing him these DVD-based pixels of Sam the Eagle and Floyd the Musician. Next up! There's very little in the way of visually appealing animation and absolutely no technically competent muppetry in 1985's Where Did I Come From?, but that can't stop us from reviewing it. It's a Burbank Animation Studios production, after-all, and Parker Bowman's got priorities when it comes to enjoying every instance of Howie Mandel narrating cartoons about the development of human fuckstyles. Come for the pubes, stay for the public education! Finally! Of course, it's 2011's Bobby Yeah. We weren't too familiar before this week with the bizarre work of stop-motion animator Robert Morgan, but will that change going forward? Is he now one of our dudes? Watch along with this twisted tale of a bunny-like boy being tormented by demonic creatures (we think?) and find out alongside us! All this plus spice racks a plenty, the 1970s Disney Live Action revue, Kevin sparks one up at the cinema, remembering the Dodgers & the Mets, the JFD postcard invitational, Bollywood Bonanza, Kevin's hooked on streamers, technical fucketry, muppet plans for nigel, Kevin's very special Sex Ed story (featuring a real-life sexpert), pizza face guy on the wall with extremely realistic eyeballs, a playful sense of podcasting chronology, the sound of one drum exploding, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Onion Rings Day, 2021!! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll hang dong nearby to a mallard for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!