Oooo! This is such a special episode! Yes, we have that Season Five Episode Five KUWTK recap for you. Yes, we have the week’s KarJenner news. But we also have… a special guest! Here to share a FIRST-HAND story about a wild interaction he had with the one and only Kim K., it’s actor/writer/podcaster Michael McMillian from True Blood, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and his own Bigfoot Collectors Club podcast! He regales us with a truly juicy tale straight out of the heart of Hollywood — from the dang Golden Globes! Give a listen and enjoy!

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As we stare at the vast expanse before us until Season 20 of KUWTK arrives, we happily hop back to vintage recaps! We’re picking back up where we left off, in Season Five. It’s 2010 and Kim and the fam are joining the big leagues as far as fame goes. And in this episode, Kim and her new bodyguard begin a flirty tryst while Khloe tries to teach Lamar to swim. We also get to the week’s latest news, including the question of Khloe moving to Boston for Tristan’s new gig, Scott dating teenager (and Lisa Rinna offspring!) Amelia Gray, and rumors of a Kylie vs. Meg Thee Stallion feud. Let’s go!

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Surprise! It’s.. the season finale?! Don’t know ’bout you guys but we had no idea this was another mini season! (Side-eye emoji) We check in mostly with Khloe and Tristan as they continue towards the looooong teased reconciliation and Scott’s tragic rehab exit after having his privacy violated. Meanwhile there’s news, like the mystery of Khloe suddenly unfollowing Tristan, Larsa announcing she has Covid and trying to make sense of Kim’s vague Us Weekly cover story.

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Hey, how about some celebrating?! We made it through one of the weirdest election weeks (and years?) in history and there’s a lot to toast to! So we’ve got a whopper of an ep for ya! We round up the KarJenner family responses to the election as well as the latest on Larsa’s big gossip spill this week. Meanwhile, we recap another of KUWTK where Khloe continues to battle the virus in quarantine, Kyle and Kendall work towards making up, and Kim attempts being a working mom during a pandemic. Let’s do it!

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Well. If you follow the Kardashians on social media, this week was really something. We devote a solid chunk of this week’s ep to unpacking how absolutely insane it felt to see pics of Kim’s private island birthday getaway, a hologram of Robert Kardashian Sr. praising Kanye West’s genius and talking about farts, and Kendall throwing a non-socially distanced Halloween/birthday party for young Hollywood as Covid surges and the election is days away. Our brains are, for lack of a better word, broken from it all. We try to make sense of it all and also recap the week’s KUWTK, where the family is still time traveled back to March and learning what Covid even is. Let’s do this.

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The celebration continues! Our Kween Kim Kardashian turned 40 last week and it’s time for KUWTK to properly toast to her by dedicating an entire episode to the behind-the-scenes of pulling together a truly epic surprise birthday party! Meanwhile, we dig through some news, including Kanye’s lengthy Joe Rogan interview, uncovering why celebrities get to travel abroad during the pandemic, Foodgod forgetting the difference between New York and New Jersey, and more!

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First of all, HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY KIMBERLY NOEL KARDASHIAN!!!! We love you and celebrate you always, duh! Meanwhile, in this week’s KUWTK ep, the massive Palm Springs fight between Kendall and Kylie continues, with Corey stoking the flames between him and Kendall due to his role in it all. Meanwhile, it’s Malika’s babymoon with girlfriends at Morongo Casino (!?!) and the mom-to-be is looking to live it up one last time. We’ve also got the week’s headlines including Kourt getting dragged for supporting Kanye4Prez, Kim appearing with Paris in throwback-inspired pics, and plenty more!

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Just when you thought sister brawls among the KarJenners was so last season, we’ve got a big surprise with this week’s episode of KUWTK: Kendall vs. Kylie! It all goes down during a family trip to Palm Springs that includes the world’s tiniest bikinis, a very fun looking drag show, and a broken lamp. Meanwhile we talk about the family raising awareness about the Armenian conflict, Khloe having been Nicole Richie’s assistant and rumors of Scott and Sofia still hooking up.

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Mariah Smith fills in for Jess this week. Mariah is a writer and comedian, and you’ll know and love her from KUWTKE.

Onto the show! As the family starts to worry more about the impending pandemic Scott experiences some health issues and Kim heads to Washington to meet with some formerly incarcerated women. Khloe is determined to cure Kim of her fear of spiders for North’s love of tarantulas. In news, the family has been hit with some serious allegations of sexual harassment. But to balance it out some cute family pics and a mild clap-back from Khloe.

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Covid is finally hitting the world of our dear KarJenners in this week’s episode, as the family struggles to figure whether to attend Kanye’s show at Paris Fashion Week ahead of the shutdowns. Meanwhile, Corey and Kris adjust to life with a new puppy and the fake photo hijinx storyline finally wraps up. In news, we’ve got Kim and Kanye on a sweet date at a friend’s wedding, Kylie and Kim trolling each other with IG captions and our new favorite term, “Diddy crop.”

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