And just like that, we’re back! Marcy and Jess have a LOT of wild headlines from the KarJenner-Wests to catch up on — from Kanye4Prez to the return of Rob to Khloe’s bonkers birthday party, and everything in between — plus more vintage recapping to get back to! We return to “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” for an episode focusing on Kim’s excessive Blackberry use and a DASH employee having a STD scare. A true snapshot in time! Glad to be back – we missed ya! <3

News starts 00:12:50, Recap 00:52:48

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Jess and Marcy here with some BREAKING NEWS: did Khloe Kardashian just post an Instagram story of her having a baby shower? Are Khloe and Tristan Thompson having a baby? Check out https://www.instagram.com/kardishinit for the video. What do you guys think, is this a trick or a tease?

It’s officially summer! In news, we’ve got Kim entering the world of podcasting, Kanye going into the beauty industry, Kylie collabing with Kendall for her makeup line and a deleted KUWTK scene where Kim and Scott decide Tristan is a-ok. We keep on with our vintage recaps of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” with an ep that has Kourtney driving herself to the brink over trying to lose weight for a bikini photo shoot. Meanwhile, Khloe is growing increasingly resentful of being away from Lamar in Miami and it all comes to a nasty boil!

Marcy and Jess keep up the vintage recaps with another jump back to “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami,” where Khloe navigates Rob moving in with her and Lamar. Meanwhile, Kourtney concocts a bizarre ruse with a former fling in order to make Scott jealous. We continue tracking the KarJenner responses to the #BlackLivesMatter and the way the family is handling Covid — which is pretty sliding scale of precaution, let’s just say! Off we go!

Marcy and Jess are back and sifting through the week’s headlines, including the KarJenner responses to the #BlackLivesMatter protests after the death of George Floyd. In much smaller news, there’s also the dust up between Forbes and Kylie after the publication attempted to dethrone her Billionaire crown. And we hop back into our vintage recaps, this time following Kourtney and Khloe in Miami where Scott goes wild at his club’s opening and Khloe goes to Chicago to see John Wayne Gacy’s preserved brain. Yes, you read that right. We also share some important listener messages and remind everyone to please check out the list of resources related to the ongoing movement and furthering your own education on our post from last week.

News starts 00:08:37, Recap starts 00:46:18.

No episode this week. Instead here are some places you can donate to support Black Lives Matter, the families of victims of police brutality and murder, and resources on how to educate yourself/friends/family and ways you can get involved. Black Lives Matter.

Donate to Black Lives Matter: You can find the main donation page here.

Get involved with your local BLM chapter: The full list is here.

Or start your own: More info here.

Donate to a bail fund: This crowd-sourced Google Doc of bail funds keeps getting bigger.

Support the National Police Accountability Project: This group, a project of the National Lawyers Guild, helps people find legal counsel. More info here.

Support Campaign Zero, a police reform group that has been working on policy solutions “informed by data and human rights principles. More info here.

Sign a petition: Civil rights group Color of Change launched a petition asking that all the officers involved in Floyd’s death are brought to justice. Find it here.

Or another petition: The “Justice for George Floyd” petition on Change.org already has 8.5 million supporters. That sends a big message. Find it here.

A Reading List

White Fragility: Why It’s So Hard For White People To Talk About Racism by Robin DiAngelo 

Citizen: An American Lyric by Claudia Rankine

The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration In The Age Of Colorblindness by Michelle Alexander

The Condemnation Of Blackness: Race, Crime And The Making Of Modern Urban America by Khalil Gibran Muhammad

Dying Of Whiteness: How The Politics Of Racial Resentment Is Killing The American Heartland by Johnathan M. Metzl

Between The World And Me by Ta-Nehisi Coates

White Like Me: Reflections On Race From A Privileged Son by Tim Wise

The History Of White People by Nell Irvin Painter

The Autobiography Of Malcolm X by Malcolm X as told to Alex Haley

First things first! Jess can finally talk about what it was like to be a part of the new Quibi show “Kirby Jenner” which just started streaming over the holiday weekend! Watch it and you’ll see your beloved JJJ for a brief sec, along with the whole KarJenner crew. Lotsa fun behind the scenes deets and stories to finally get to share, including what it was like to shoot with Kendall! Then, we get to the week’s headlines and a truly, truly hilarious vintage episode of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” where Kourt offers to give Khloe a bikini wax and ends up burning her vagina right before Lamar comes to town for a visit. It’s a hoot and we’re having a damn blast. Give a listen!

00:00:00 – 00:18:00 min Jess gives us the inside scoop of her experience working on Kirby Jenner for Quibi, and meeting Kendall!!!!

00:22:30 min News

00:51:27 min Episode Recap

We hop back to our beloved vintage recaps while KUWTK takes a mid-season break, picking up at Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, Season Two! It’s truly a hilarious first ep, involving a disgustingly disheveled dressing room at DASH and Khloe being very hungover at a photo shoot. The Kardashian sisters are BACK in Miami! Meanwhile, we dig into the week’s news, where Khloe shuts down pregnancy rumors, the historic “Kim, people are dying” meme makes a return, and Kanye’s former bodyguard dishes some supposed dirt.

News @ 18 mins, Recap @ 1 hour.

Inside Hidden Hills – Vanity Fair article.

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It’s another sister showdown on KUWTK, this time over who will host the family’s legendary Christmas Eve party after Kim announces she and Kayne don’t want it after all (LOL, sorry Kris) — and how that change will affect Christmas morning plans. Meanwhile, Khloe tries being Kris’s new assistant and Scott reconnects with his Uncle Dave. We dig through the latest news, including rumors of Kim and Kanye fighting in quarantine, Kylie’s possibly shady real estate deal, Scott checking in and out of rehab, and plenty more.

It’s Kardashian birthday season and time to partyyyyy! But there’s a new member to the regular family bashes, one Corey Gamble, who Khloe and Kim realize they’ve never really properly celebrated and plan to surprise him with a trip to Napa. Of course, things get a little wonky in trying to get their plan off the ground. Meanwhile, Khloe debates freezing embryos with Tristan vs. just her eggs and Kim flies to Texas to meet with a death row inmate. We’ve also got the week’s news, including Kylie getting photographed out during quarantine looking awfully different, Kim’s IG stories catching us a bit off guard, and Kanye officially becoming a billionaire!