First of all, HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY KIMBERLY NOEL KARDASHIAN!!!! We love you and celebrate you always, duh! Meanwhile, in this week’s KUWTK ep, the massive Palm Springs fight between Kendall and Kylie continues, with Corey stoking the flames between him and Kendall due to his role in it all. Meanwhile, it’s Malika’s babymoon with girlfriends at Morongo Casino (!?!) and the mom-to-be is looking to live it up one last time. We’ve also got the week’s headlines including Kourt getting dragged for supporting Kanye4Prez, Kim appearing with Paris in throwback-inspired pics, and plenty more!

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Just when you thought sister brawls among the KarJenners was so last season, we’ve got a big surprise with this week’s episode of KUWTK: Kendall vs. Kylie! It all goes down during a family trip to Palm Springs that includes the world’s tiniest bikinis, a very fun looking drag show, and a broken lamp. Meanwhile we talk about the family raising awareness about the Armenian conflict, Khloe having been Nicole Richie’s assistant and rumors of Scott and Sofia still hooking up.

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Mariah Smith fills in for Jess this week. Mariah is a writer and comedian, and you’ll know and love her from KUWTKE.

Onto the show! As the family starts to worry more about the impending pandemic Scott experiences some health issues and Kim heads to Washington to meet with some formerly incarcerated women. Khloe is determined to cure Kim of her fear of spiders for North’s love of tarantulas. In news, the family has been hit with some serious allegations of sexual harassment. But to balance it out some cute family pics and a mild clap-back from Khloe.

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Covid is finally hitting the world of our dear KarJenners in this week’s episode, as the family struggles to figure whether to attend Kanye’s show at Paris Fashion Week ahead of the shutdowns. Meanwhile, Corey and Kris adjust to life with a new puppy and the fake photo hijinx storyline finally wraps up. In news, we’ve got Kim and Kanye on a sweet date at a friend’s wedding, Kylie and Kim trolling each other with IG captions and our new favorite term, “Diddy crop.”

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We’re baaaaaaaack!!! It’s time for a brand, spanking new episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians! We kick off Season 19 with some classic KarJenner hijinx — including picking up an old prank on Kris — and Khloe doing a LOT of heavy lifting story-wise! Meanwhile, we sort through the week’s headlines, including another Twitter rant from Kanye, Kim and Paris reuniting, Kendall coming out as a stoner and Caitlyn rightfully calling out Joe Rogan. Here we go!!!!

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It’s the week Keeping Up With returns to close out its second to last season… EVER! But we’re squeezing in one more vintage recap from Season Five, where Khloe hides that she’s lost her wedding ring from Lamar and Caitlyn fights with Kris for space in the house. Before that, we continue updating on the bombshell news the show will be ending next year, whether or not they’ll sign a streaming deal, the controversy around Kim’s new maternity solutionwear line, and Kylie club-hopping with Tik Tok stars. Let’s do it!

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The family announced that KUWTK is coming to an end after 20 seasons and 14 years. And with bombshells like this you know you can count on Jess & Marcy to report from the trenches. Welcome to the beginning of the end!

While we gear up for the premiere of KUWTK Season 19 in a few, short weeks, we continue with vintage recaps of Season Five. It’s a particularly fun episode with Kris hunting for men to date newly single Kim while Khloe gets bombarded by every family member wanting Lakers tickets. Meanwhile, we’ve got the latest news, including asking why Nobu seems to be the epicenter of KarJenner life in quarantine, Kris patenting “You’re Doing Amazing Sweetie” and Kylie traipsing around Paris with Fai and friends. Let’s go!

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There’s a certain joy in starting a new vintage recap season and…. here we are!! It’s time to kick off Season Five of KUWTK, where we circle back on everything that’s been happening back in LA after our Miami stint with Khloe and Kourt! Kim is a certified superstar, complete with a new mansion of her own, and Khloe is pushing back on Kourt seeing Scott while she and Mason stay with her and Lamar. Plus the week’s current news, including Kimye seeming okay with distance, Khloe delivering a supposed “clapback” and Kris selling a Hidden Hills mansion to a pretty surprising (and suspect) new owner.

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Before we dive into the second season finale of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” (and prepare to head over to KUWTK Season Five next week!) we update on the Kanye, Kanye Kanye of it all, with the latest headlines on his questionable bid for President. There’s also Kylie’s extravagant (of course!) 23rd birthday in Turks & Caicos, her getting called out by a fashion designer for favoring big-name brands, and a follow-up to our convo about her appearance in the “WAP” video. Let’s do it!

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