Kar Dishin' It: All Things Kardashian

First things first! Jess can finally talk about what it was like to be a part of the new Quibi show “Kirby Jenner” which just started streaming over the holiday weekend! Watch it and you’ll see your beloved JJJ for a brief sec, along with the whole KarJenner crew. Lotsa fun behind the scenes deets and stories to finally get to share, including what it was like to shoot with Kendall! Then, we get to the week’s headlines and a truly, truly hilarious vintage episode of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” where Kourt offers to give Khloe a bikini wax and ends up burning her vagina right before Lamar comes to town for a visit. It’s a hoot and we’re having a damn blast. Give a listen!

00:00:00 – 00:18:00 min Jess gives us the inside scoop of her experience working on Kirby Jenner for Quibi, and meeting Kendall!!!!

00:22:30 min News

00:51:27 min Episode Recap

We hop back to our beloved vintage recaps while KUWTK takes a mid-season break, picking up at Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, Season Two! It’s truly a hilarious first ep, involving a disgustingly disheveled dressing room at DASH and Khloe being very hungover at a photo shoot. The Kardashian sisters are BACK in Miami! Meanwhile, we dig into the week’s news, where Khloe shuts down pregnancy rumors, the historic “Kim, people are dying” meme makes a return, and Kanye’s former bodyguard dishes some supposed dirt.

News @ 18 mins, Recap @ 1 hour.

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It’s another sister showdown on KUWTK, this time over who will host the family’s legendary Christmas Eve party after Kim announces she and Kayne don’t want it after all (LOL, sorry Kris) — and how that change will affect Christmas morning plans. Meanwhile, Khloe tries being Kris’s new assistant and Scott reconnects with his Uncle Dave. We dig through the latest news, including rumors of Kim and Kanye fighting in quarantine, Kylie’s possibly shady real estate deal, Scott checking in and out of rehab, and plenty more.

It’s Kardashian birthday season and time to partyyyyy! But there’s a new member to the regular family bashes, one Corey Gamble, who Khloe and Kim realize they’ve never really properly celebrated and plan to surprise him with a trip to Napa. Of course, things get a little wonky in trying to get their plan off the ground. Meanwhile, Khloe debates freezing embryos with Tristan vs. just her eggs and Kim flies to Texas to meet with a death row inmate. We’ve also got the week’s news, including Kylie getting photographed out during quarantine looking awfully different, Kim’s IG stories catching us a bit off guard, and Kanye officially becoming a billionaire!

Marcy and Jess stick to socially distanced recording, covering another ep of KUWTK that focuses mainly on Khloe and Tristan’s slowwwwly warming relationship. Meanwhile, we’ve got Kylie getting Lasik along with new-to-the-show Stassiebaby and another attempt to prank Kris Jenner. In the news, there’s more #Kuarantine updates — including Kourtney’s 41st birthday! — and a pretty fascinating GQ profile of Kanye. And speaking of profiles, here’s Jess’s recent interview with Mischa Barton for Paper Magazine! https://www.papermag.com/mischa-barton-most-misunderstood-2645727569.html?rebelltitem=4#rebelltitem4

Who’s ready for a return to some good, old-fashioned KUWTK hijinx? This week’s episode delivers some very cartoony plots circling around Khloe’s self-imposed singlehood, Kris’s raging sex drive and where the two shall meet. Meanwhile, Scott tries his hand at improv in order to prep for a public speaking event and we see Kendall’s art room? In news, there’s updates on how the family is #kuarantining, Kendall looking like a bozo in an IG live with Justin Beiber, Kourtney being cute in response to fans asking if she’s pregnant, and Kim desperately trying to finish a makeup tutorial without North interrupting her. Let’s go!

Part two of the truly epic brawl between Kourt and Kim picks right back up where we left it last week, bloody nail scratches and all. And before diving into a truly juicy ep, we sift through the week’s news, including updates on how the KarJenners are handling the quarantine, a bizarre feud between makeup mogul Jeffree Star and 10-year-old Mason Disick, and a hilarious play-by-play of last week’s fight from Mob Wives’ star Drita D’Avanza. And then in the ep itself, we’ve got the fallout from the sister’s fight and the looming question mark of how it will all play out on a planned trip to Armenia with their kids. Meanwhile, Kris is spinning out of control in Paris — with the help of many a vodka martini — waiting to see if a sick Kylie makes it for her big Balmain show!

They’re baaaaaackkk!!!!! It’s Season 18 Premiere time and, hoo-boy, it is a whopper of an episode. Before we dive in, we’ve got HUGE NEWS, which is that we’re moving days! We’ll be coming out on MONDAY mornings now in order to stay closer to the KUWTK episode airings and get you all the juicy KarJenner goss sooner rather than later. We’re heroes, we know! And speaking of family goss, we dive into the week’s headlines and dissect Kim’s appearance on The View, Khloe sassing back about Jordyn on Twitter, Mason going rogue on IG and TikTok and lots more. And then it’s time to recap this damn premiere! Tristan is back in the fold and the family is — huge surprise — not respecting Khloe’s boundaries while Kylie looks like a no-show at a major Paris Fashion Week event. And then Khloe, Kortney and Kim’s tensions finally boil over into an already iconic physical fight between the two eldest sisters that leaves on a cliffhanger! Let’s do this!

It’s premiere week!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you believe it? In these dire times there’s remains one, great beacon of hope and it’s our beloved KarJenners returning with a brand, new season of KUWTK!!! This Thursday (new night!), the show returns on E! and you’d better believe Marcy and Jess will have the recap for you in next week’s ep! In the meantime, we close out our Season Four vintage ep recaps with a truly historic one: Mason’s birth! In lead-up to the first KarJenner grandchild arriving, we’ve got Kourt and Scott still at odds after his nightmarish behavior in Vegas, dividing the family and particularly angering Kris. And, you’d better believe we dissect the latest news, too, including the suspiciously well-timed resurgence of the famed Kanye/Taylor call! It’s so much goodness!! Give a listen!!

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These are TRULY wild times, to be sure, but Marcy and Jess are hanging in and delivering a fresh, new ep of Kar Dishin It to you! We’re nearing the end of Season Four of KUWTK, just in time for the premiere of Season 18 on the 26th. This week’s vintage ep is truly bananas, with the whole crew flying to Vegas for Kim’s birthday at Tao, only to watch it all devolve into absolute debauchery once Scott and Rob get blind drunk. There’s wrestling on the floor, blood, lots of yelling, and the infamous hundred-dollar-bill shoved in a poor waiter’s mouth. We also make our way through the week’s headlines, including how our KarJenners are handling the news. Join us!

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