This week, Katherine pushes all scheduled episode material to one side to PERFORMATIVELY and PUBLICLY tell everybody everything about the recent Beckham drama coming to a head as Brooklyn Beckham publishes a series of damning instagram stories. Was Vicky B dancing 'inappropriately' at her son's wedding? Has the family planted lies in the press to make Nicola look 'controlling'? What's the actual story on the dress? Plus, Fred brings home the classroom dog and learns about 'stranger danger', Katherine and Bobby decant to Soho Farmhouse with expensive flyer, Baby Holland, and Katherine unwittingly participates in a swimming pool scam. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a bunch of noughties celebs in a Hollywood moms group falling out. Worryingly, men are using AI for exactly what we knew they'd start using it for: creating images of abuse! Katherine learns the chilling details and offers support resources for when this definitely happens too you, especially if you're a teen cause that's what they like best. Cisgendered hetero WOMEN are watching more stories about gay romance as we are keen to be taken out of the equation. PLUS, a billionaire is offering free IVF to women under 38 with one small apocalyptic clash. Also, your letters on postpartum trouble being 'normal', and lesbian age gap love. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being GAMED OUT all Christmas break with the kids and shares her excitement dropping them off to school today. BYEEEEEEE. Centerparcs was amazing and the Ryan-Kootstras are officially British now for having been! Gordon Ramsey's daughter got married over the holidays and the wedding received so much media attention that made Katherine feel out of the loop. She was turned down for a cervical exam and might forget to ever book one again. The Kardashians get some heat from other celebs criticising their Christmas gift choice and we have an UPDATE from the listener whose husband's dad fathered a second child posthumously. Or did he.....

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the Christmas period with the kids and NO family visitors. How much is too much before a family of six get tired of staying indoors, out of routine and just looking at each other? The dishwasher broke and Katherine was impressed by a very famous man's ex wife at a a Christmas party. Manny ruins a Wendy house and Brian Cox videos are making Katherine question time and space. Plus, your letters on meeting mum's new boyfriend, finding a husband's dad, and ALSO KATHERINE CASUALLY SAVED TWO LIVES. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family visit to Lapland UK and Fred's menacing threat to Father Christmas. (Are Men Okay!?) KATHERINE RYAN: FIRST BORN DAUGHTER - the new stand-up special is coming to Sky December. Have you seen TINSEL TOWN - the first Christmas Movie devoted to the wonderful camp world of PANTO!?! Katherine is the star of that film and it's also on Sky. She's really condensed the family's Christmas activity list this year and it turns out, she says 'SQUIRREL' wrong. Cher is marrying a younger man because 'all the men my own age are dead' and Jennifer Lawrence finally calls out Leonardo DiCaprio for his younger lady penchant. Plus your letters on vasectomy recovery, in-laws at Christmas and MORE CHEATING while pregnant. x

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her recent trip to York with baby Holland for a mystery surgery that may or may not be the subject of an upcoming docuseries. Either way, you'll know about it soon enough. Fenna Grace officially graduates nursery so now Katherine can say where she went and you MUST go too! It's a paradise. There's trouble in paradise for Bonnie Blue who's been banged up abroad while bringing her sex tour to Indonesia WHICH HAS THE DEATH PENALTY BY FIRING SQUAD just saying. Also, your letters on inappropriate texting, teenaged anxiety, and not being able to cash a cheque in your husband's name. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the heady mix of guilt and duty upon privately hiring a soft play centre for Fenna Grace's third birthday party. Bobby kept his cool as his daughter was chucked down a climbing frame and we are thankfully more understanding about behavioural challenges. Is it okay to notice when a dad is HOT? An American podcast changes Andrew's algorithm as he deep dives into 'Elimination Communication' for the good of TEE listeners, and he'll never look at 'sphincter control' the same way again. Katherine might die on Friday but for now, your emails on pettiness towards GRANDmother-in-laws, a psycho landlord, and more. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what it takes to captivate an audience on stage. Tinsel Town launches on Sky Cinema this Friday December 5th and promises to add panto campness and warmth to kick off your holiday season. The children enjoyed a trip to KENT to meet Bluey over the weekend and Fenna Grace is a better figure skater than most of the UK's adult population. We hear from listeners about when to become a stepdad and when to break up with a 'meh' dad. Plus, a Canadian listener has spotted Romesh on a flight from Edmonton! Finally, TEE Producer, Andrew Johnston treats us to a special holiday story time episode and BOY this story has it all: infidelity, intrigue, power imbalances, politics, prose, fashion and FELCHING. Yes, felching.x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about TWO date nights with Bobby K. TWO!!!! The first was a complete surprise and saw Katherine marvelling at the talents of the retro wedding singer loved by the super-rich while dressed in 'Italian Glam 80's Fashion'....whatever that brief means. We discuss Jane Fonda's attitude towards ageing and death, plus some resurfaced info that might indicate evil-doers have deformed genitalia. Was Paris Hilton nearly sourced for Jeffrey Epstein by G-Max in a nightclub? Also, your letters on how having one daughter is tres chic and whether or not to attend dad's Christmas. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being struck down with either food poisoning or norovirus or both. We really did think she would die, but Bobby joins us on the episode after holding down the children all weekend. Can he pronounce the word 'squirrel'? Also, many listeners write in to offer support for last week's 'time sensitive' conundrum following a listener's surprise third pregnancy and WOW. People are so so kind. Some people are bad though as we DELVE into the leaked Epstein Emails as succinctly as we can. x

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