Kick Offs and Kick Ons

By SHTN Enterprises

A rugby show like no other, where the only thing bigger than the names are the laughs and good times.

In an unfiltered chinwag with host and comedian, James 'The Professor Rochford,

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Number 1: THREE STRAIGHT! THE WALLABIES CRUSH JAPAN & ‘MR 1000’ MASSIMO DE LUTIIS JOINS KOKO
DADDY SWOOP IS HOME! This week on The KOKO Show, we have a HUGE surprise for all our faithful KOKO-Nutters. You’ve been worried sick, you’ve been asking about his whereabouts and we can finally confirm that the great man has returned — DADDY SWOOP IS BACK ON THE COUCH! With the DOGG back in the house, the boys get straight into the footy as it rained GOLD in Townsville, with the Wallabies putting Japan to the sword in an emphatic 56-17 victory. The lads break down the tale of two halves up north, Les Kiss’ depth experiments and a dominant performance from the Aussie pack that had the forwards turning to the backs and saying, “Hey boys… HOLD OUR BEER!” Plus, in a massive coup for the show, we welcome arguably the biggest and most beautiful debutant in Wallabies history — the ‘Millemium Man’ himself, MASSIMO DE LUTIIS! Big Mass jumps into the hot seat to take us inside his dream Wallabies debut, reveal just how late the celebrations went after the match and he explains why his beautiful mother sends him off every week with FIVE ESKIES full of food. The big fella needs his fuel! But ladies and gentlemen, that is certainly not all… In Other Rugby News, the boys unpack Michael Cheika’s homecoming to the Waratahs, we preview the Wallaroos’ massive showdown with the Black Ferns and finish things off with something a little sweeter as we taste-test Wallaroo Michaela Leonard’s baked goods from ‘Made by Mac’. So sit back, relax, pour yourself a cuppa and grab your favourite biccy because this week on Kick Offs and Kick Ons, the boys are back together and we’re SPILLING SOME SERIOUS TEA! It’s footy, food, Wallabies and a returning Daddy Swoop — what more could you bloody want?! CAPE MENTELLE LONG LUNCH TICKETS - https://capementelle1.rezdy.com/774038/2026-bledisloe-cup-lunch TIME STAMPS 0:00 – Start of the show 0:43 – Swoop is back 04:22 – Wallabies v Japan review 09:08 – The differences between the halves in Townsville 13:08 – Suaalii position debate 17:23 – Jorgo is back at his best 19:06 – Longyarn doesn’t miss 20:23 – Les’ depth experiment 22:09 – Cape Mentelle’s Uncompromising Character of the Week 26:10 – Intro Massimo De Lutiis 28:28 – About his debut 30:14 – Post-match celebrations 36:32 – Massimo’s take on Test footy 38:03 – Massimo’s dating life 39:01 – Massimo can lift tin 41:20 – The Ireland defection 43:02 – Massimo’s questions 46:52 – Other Rugby News 56:55 – Grafting & Crafting - Cookie tasting from ‘Made by Mc’ 01:02:15 – Ma’a’s Haka 01:04:40 – Springboks v All Blacks Game 1 Preview 01:06:00 - Close the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 18, 20261h 9min
Number 2: FOUR STRAIGHT FOR THE WALLABIES AND STEPHEN DONALD HAS LANDED!
This week on The KOKO Show, the boys dive deep into the WALLABIES’ massive win over Argentina, making it FOUR WINS ON THE TROT! We break down where the Test was won and lost, the players who stood up and why the second match on the road in Argentina is always one of the toughest assignments in world rugby. Then we head over to Cape Town to catch up with a slightly hungover All Blacks legend and Rugby World Cup hero STEPHEN ‘BEAVER’ DONALD! Beaver joins the boys to unpack the SPRINGBOKS’ win over the ALL BLACKS in Game Two of Rugby’s Greatest Rivalry, the planes flying frighteningly close to the stadium roof and the bizarre post-match coaches’ disagreement over exactly “WHO WAS WALKING AROUND?” Plus, we put our great guest to the test with a brand-new game called ‘LEAVE IT TO BEAVER’, before tackling one of rugby’s most important debates — WHO ARE THE HOTTEST RUGBY PLAYERS OF ALL TIME? And finally, the Cape Mentelle Uncompromising Character of the Week goes to none other than FRASER McREIGHT — Australia’s HEAVYWEIGHT RED — after another enormous performance in gold. Wallabies winning, Beaver battling a hangover, coaches arguing and rugby’s hottest men being ranked. Just another week on The KOKO Show. ENJOY YOU BEAUTIFUL KOKO-NUTTERS! Timestamps 00:00 - Start of the show 03:33 - ARGENTINA V WALLABIES FIRST THOUGHTS 04:17 - Possible Wallabies changes 07:24 - The Wallabies backline 09:28 - Game 2 in Argentina is tough 11:00 - The Wallabies set piece firing 13:21 - How do you slow the play down? 15:38 - Mendoza 6 vs Dublin 6 16:40 - Game 2 predictions 19:27 - The hottest Wallabies by looks 25:18 - SPRINGBOKS V ALL BLACKS GAME 2 27:50 - The coach blow up 32:52 - Intro Stephen Beaver Donald 34:08 - Beaver is a little hungover in Cape Town 36:08 - Beaver’s take on Game 2 41:00 - Is Beaver happy with the AB’s? 42:40 - Will they ever change Reuben Love? 49:22 - Leave It to Beaver Game 53:57 - Game 3 predictions 56:51 - Fun times in Cape Town 58:40 - Cape Mentelle’s Uncompromising Character of the Week 01:02:33 - Aussie Club footy scores 01:04:00 - Close the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 01, 20261h 8min
Number 3: ALL BLACKS STUN THE BOKS! Plus, Steven Kitshoff Talks Rugby’s Greatest Rivalry
THE KOKO SHOW IS BACK and this week we’ve brought in some serious front-row firepower, with Springboks legend and two-time Rugby World Cup winner STEVEN KITSHOFF joining the show! The big red unit jumps on the couch with the boys to talk all things Springboks, scrums, World Cups and life after footy — plus, with one of rugby’s most famous redheads in the building, there was only one thing to do… THE GREAT KOKO REDHEAD QUIZ! Can Kitshoff prove that gingers really do know more about their own kind? On the rugby front, the boys get stuck into another massive weekend of international footy, starting with the ALL BLACKS taking down the SPRINGBOKS in Rugby’s Greatest Rivalry. We break down where the Test was won and lost, the standout performances and what it means as these two heavyweight nations continue their epic battle for southern hemisphere supremacy. Across the ditch, the BLACK FERNS got the better of the WALLAROOS, and the lads unpack where Australia fell short and what needs to change as the Wallaroos continue their push to close the gap on their Kiwi rivals. Then we turn our attention to a HUGE challenge for the Wallabies with a FULL ARGENTINA v WALLABIES PREVIEW. We look at the key match-ups, players to watch, where the Wallabies can hurt Los Pumas and exactly what Australia needs to do to get the job done in Argentina. Of course, it wouldn’t be KOKO without a little bit of chaos away from the rugby. The boys talk up the upcoming Cape Mentelle Long Lunch, where the wine flows, the stories get longer and the conversation inevitably heads somewhere it probably shouldn’t. And finally, with Father’s Day just around the corner, Budgy Smuggler presents ‘THE YEAR OF THE TAH’ — our very special celebration of dads, Tahs and the magnificent men who proudly pull on a pair of smugglers. So sit back, crack something cold and enjoy another massive episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons — The KOKO Show! GET AROUND IT, KOKO-NUTTERS! CAPE MENTELLE LONG LUNCH TICKETS - https://capementelle1.rezdy.com/774038/2026-bledisloe-cup-lunch TIMESTAMPS 00:00 – Start of the show 00:31 – First thoughts on All Blacks v Boks 02:51 – Introduce Steven Kitshoff 04:25 – Steven’s take on Game 1 07:01 – The Springbok bench 08:24 – Steven’s take on the All Blacks 09:51 – How would the week look for the Boks? 12:39 – New Zealand are World Number 1 13:24 – What was it like playing with Swoop? 14:33 – Bomb Squad beer 17:17 – Steven after the spine injury 18:00 – The scrum battle in Game 1 19:24 – Go inside a prop’s head 21:28 – The Red Head Quiz 27:01 – BENCH, START AND DROP 27:57 – Steven on playing the KOKO guys 28:47 – The atmosphere at Ellis Park 30:10 – Game 2 predictions 32:03 – Black Ferns v Wallaroos 35:55 – Cape Mentelle Long Lunch 41:32 – Argentina v Wallabies preview 48:12 – Predictions 50:40 – Budgy Smuggler Father’s Day 55:09 – Close the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 25, 202657min
Number 4: ARE THESE SPRINGBOKS THE GREATEST TEAM EVER?!
The KOKO Show is back for Episode 30 and this week it’s just the boys on the couch getting stuck into a massive week of rugby! First up, the Springboks have officially wrapped up Rugby’s Greatest Rivalry, finishing the series 3-1 over the All Blacks after another huge showdown in Baltimore. With the Boks continuing to dominate world rugby, the boys ask the big question — are these Springboks the greatest team ever? Then we turn our attention to the Wallabies, as the lads go through the newly announced squad and break down the big selections, who could make the difference and, most importantly… how the hell can the Wallabies beat the Springboks in two weeks?! There’s plenty more Aussie footy to unpack, with the Wallaroos pushing the Red Roses in England, while Super Rugby Aus gets underway with big wins for the Western Force and Waratahs. And with no guest to keep the boys under control, we finish things off with a game of ‘Who Is This Teammate?’ — putting Gits, Drew and Swoop’s knowledge of their former teammates to the ultimate test. No guest. No filter. Plenty of footy and the usual amount of KOKO chaos. Enjoy you beautiful KOKO-Nutters! TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Start of the Show & top line Boks takes 01:54 - Springboks v All Blacks - Series Over 06:08 - The Boks don’t have a weak link 07:01 - Good call taking it to the US 09:07 - How do teams go 80 with the Boks? 12:48 - Why are the Boks so dominant? 16:10 - Wallabies Squad for Springboks 21:00 - Wallaroos v England 23:27 - Super Aus RND1 Recap 28:35 - Santos Festival of Rugby in Roma 30:33 - Rugby World Cup Experiences Segment 41:32 - ‘Name That Teammate’ Game 45:36 - What did we learn on the weekend? 50:50 - KOKO Uber Ratings 52:10 - Close of the show RWC Experiences: Official Hospitality & Ticket + Hotel Packages, Every Match on Sale Now https://experiences.rugbyworldcup.com/rwc2027/?utm_source=KOKO+pod&utm_medium=youtube&utm_campaign=KOKO&utm_id=RWCE27 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 15, 202653min
Number 5: THE BOKS ARE COMING + HARRY WILSON & KOKO’S ROMA ROAD TRIP!
WALLABIES CAPTAIN HARRY WILSON joins The KOKO Show ahead of Australia’s massive showdown with the SPRINGBOKS in Perth! With the Wallabies preparing to take on the best in the world, Harry takes us INSIDE WALLABIES CAMP to reveal how the squad is feeling, how they’re preparing for the Boks and what Australia needs to do to knock off the world champions on Sunday. We also check in on the skipper himself — how he’s handling the demands of a huge international season, what it means to lead the Wallabies and whether the boys genuinely believe they can take down the Springboks in Perth. PLUS, the boys break down the WALLAROOS’ thrilling close call against FRANCE and why another strong performance shows Australian women’s rugby is heading in the right direction ahead of a HOME RUGBY WORLD CUP in 2029. Then… WHAT HAPPENED IN ROMA?! The KOKO boys are back in the studio after a huge weekend at the SANTOS FESTIVAL OF RUGBY, where the WARATAHS DUSTED THE REDS, KOKO packed out the Club Hotel for a wild LIVE SHOW and the boys enjoyed everything Roma had to offer. We also launch our brand-new segment — THE SANTOS ENERGY WHERE IT MATTERS MOMENT OF THE WEEK — celebrating the play, decision or turning point that delivered when it mattered most. We wrap up all the SUPER RUGBY AUS action, tell a few questionable tales from the KOKO road trip and start counting down to the CAPE MENTELLE RUGBY LONG LUNCH on the 15TH OF OCTOBER! HARRY WILSON. WALLABIES v SPRINGBOKS. WALLAROOS. SUPER RUGBY AUS. ROMA. AND PLENTY OF KOKO CHAOS. ENJOY, YOU BEAUTIFUL KOKO-NUTTERS! TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Start of the show 01:56 - Roma road trip recap 06:29 - How will we beat the Boks? 09:25 - Boks team changes & Terrigan! 13:35 - Predicted Aussie team 17:37 - Intro Harry Wilson 18:44 - Harry’s day off & golf talent 19:35 - Carter Gordon’s injury update 20:57 - Preparations for the Boks 21:54 - Where do we attack the Boks? 23:08 - Did Harry watch Rugby’s Greatest Rivalry? 25:03 - Playing the Boks in Perth 26:00 - Captains Game 28:33 - Harry’s pre-game ritual 30:02 - Who does Harry want to smash? 31:34 - Super Rugby AUS Round 2 36:49 - Santos Energy Where It Matters Moment Segment 39:34 - France v Wallaroos 42:16 - Cape Mentelle Long Lunch Segment 45:00 - Shithead Card Story in Roma 50:00 - Close the show RWC Experiences: Official Hospitality & Ticket + Hotel Packages, Every Match on Sale Now https://experiences.rugbyworldcup.com/rwc2027/?utm_source=KOKO+pod&utm_medium=youtube&utm_campaign=KOKO&utm_id=RWCE27 CAPE MENTELLE LONG LUNCH TICKETS - https://capementelle1.rezdy.com/774038/2026-bledisloe-cup-lunch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 21, 202651min