I started this week by crying with the internet and ended it by confiscating eye drops from unsuspecting patients, which is honestly peak ophthalmologist behavior. In this episode, I walk through a mystery case that showed up in my clinic (spoiler: droopy eyelids are rarely simple), explain why “clear eyes” doesn’t actually mean clear eyes, and rant about fake homeopathic drops pretending to treat pink eye. I also reflect on what it’s like to head to Australia and tell a room full of surgeons why they absolutely should not copy our U.S. healthcare system. Oh—and there's a guy with a literal flashlight eye prosthesis, and I think I’m in love.

Takeaways:

Your Redness Relief Eye Drops Are Lying to You.

Droopy Eyelid? Might Be Nothing. Might Be Neurology.

Homeopathic Eye Drops: Tap Water with a Fancy Label.

I’m Telling the Australians Everything.

The Flashlight Eye Prosthesis Changed My Life.

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