What do 19th-century vampires, corneal scarring, and rampant chlamydia have in common? Possibly more than you'd think. I Nosferatu and spiraled (in a good way) into diagnosing one of film’s creepiest figures using real ophthalmology. Along the way, I breaks down the leading causes of corneal blindness, unpack the wild world of corneal transplants, and imagine what kind of eye care Nosferartu might’ve needed in his castle.

Takeaways:

He May Be Immortal, But His Corneas Are Not:

Nosferatu’s cloudy eyes raise some very real medical questions—and Dr. Flanary can’t let it go.

Not All Corneal Scarring Comes from Contact Lenses:

What causes corneal blindness around the world might surprise you… and gross you out a little.

There’s a Toothpick-Sized Transplant That Can Change Lives:

Modern corneal transplant technology has gotten weirdly precise—and impressively effective.

PBM Reform Might Finally Be Moving… a Little:

A glimpse of progress in the middleman mess, with state-level action heating up.

If You Watch Horror with a Doctor… Be Prepared for Diagnoses:

Don’t expect a relaxing movie night. Expect theories, pathologies, and a bit of eye-rolling. Literally.

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