Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Unremorseful housewife claims cat 'had it coming' despite retaliation attack.
• Tramp removes parking meter after refusing to pay to park shopping trolley.
• Jealous woman complains to council about amorous neighbours.
• Cillit Bang release firearm shaped bottle.

Also revealed: The new LA alphabet feature!

And much, much more...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local idiot considers buying lock after theft of eighth consecutive bicycle.
• Pizza restaurant moves to trademark dish after ceiling falls into customer's dessert.
• Miserable child believed to be reincarnation of William Hogarth.
• War veteran claims WWII was due to Third Reich's automated financial transactions.

Also revealed: Alex's alarming inability to name everyday household objects.

And much, much more...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Stocky man trapped in luggage space mistaken for suitcase by driver.
• After letter of apology to newspaper about homemade explosives, local man found with homemade reactor and box of Uranium-235.
• Burglars return useless guard dog.
• Girl sent home for wearing patriotic lipstick and miniskirt.

Also revealed: Rob's impressive (and somewhat fictitious) knowledge of world landmarks.

And much, much more...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local couple traumatised after dead cat falls from sky.
• Hedgehog trained in propaganda helps war effort.
• Man lies to wife about disappearance of garlic bread after shopping trip.
• Local scrounger given obscure humanity award by Queen.

Also revealed: Alex's ignorance regarding tinned vegetables.

And much, much more...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local man impersonates police officer after cyclist failed to use correct hand signals.
• Former Chelsea striker accused of diving before Olympic torch handover in Swindon.
• Police suspect foul play after second Shetland pony corpse discovered.
• Homeowner and lodger fabricate excuse after intruder's rampage goes unnoticed due to sex session.

Also revealed: Rob's impressive knowledge of political figures past and present.

And much, much more...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Council dedicates new bus stop to the "Dear Leader".
• Charity to give bicycle maintenance classes to remote African tribes.
• Burglars ransack charity shop and make off with items totalling £8.93.
• Environmentalist admits to encouraging volunteers to dump rubbish on beach to keep collection business afloat.

Also revealed: Rob's views on animal rescue.

And much, much more...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local man threatens to name and shame 60's popstar after dangerous cow overtaking manoeuvre.
• Dead yeti mistaken for dead Shetland pony by local woman.
• Cyclist convicted of indecent exposure makes claim of using groinal attachment to fix bicycle.
• Embarrassed dog abandons owner trapped in mud.

Also revealed: Alex's views on intruders in the home.

And much, much more...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Garden furniture stolen from mythical land.
• Frank Spencer lookalike fingered in police e-fit.
• Burglar steals copper piping and water tank to fuel Umbongo habit.
• Local boy arranges party to celebrate failure of party.

Also revealed: Rob's aspiration to achieve minor celebrity status.

And much, much more...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local paper runs 'Spot the Dead Badger' competition.
• Overworked police officer gets child to complete e-fits.
• Dirty beaver found in Plymouth.
• Sand artist up in arms after local council destroy dream home.

Also revealed: Alex's early onset dementia.

And much, much more...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local boy refutes claim that proceeds from charity curry night funded terror organisations in Kenya.
• Ray Mears to start new survival show focusing on killing/eating inner city domestic animals.
• Local women shocked as back garden becomes site for Occupy protest.
• Transvestite found living rough in park after wrong turn in midnight marathon.

Also revealed: Rob's penchant for sparkling water...

And much, much more...