It's our 20th episode! This week we're breaking all the rules and reading a Choose Your Own Adventure series. Join us as we celebrate this totally arbitrary milestone!

This week we're reading "Saved" by Angel Payne. We went into this thinking it was a good Christian book, but God had other plans. This book is grade-A smut, and boy did it make us uncomfortable. If you listen close, you can hear us blush.

This week we're reading "Vengeance: Debt Collector 2" by Jon Mills. Our first sequel! Jack Winchester is back and, much like Austin, ready to take on the mob. Will our intrepid antihero prevail? Will Fat Vito fit him with a new pair of cement boots? Will Jack's poor girlfriend finally wise up and leave him? Will these God forsaken DEBTS finally be COLLECTED?

This week we're reading "Trapped" by Douglas Richards. This is the only podcast where three adult men don't realize they're reading a children's book until halfway through. And that's the Amazon Book Club Guarantee.

This week we're reading "Mirror Mirror" by Anthony M. Strong, the harrowing tale of a man who dumpster dives a haunted mirror and ends up with more than he bargained for. Is a free mirror really free if you end up paying the ULTIMATE PRICE???

This week we're reading "Bluegrass Undercover" by Kathleen Brooks. This one has it all, folks: sex, drugs, and thinly veiled racism. Plus, the greatest character name in the history of the written word: CADE DAVIES.

This week we're reading "The Debt Collector" by Jon Mills. Grab yourself a loaf of gabagool and strap in as Austin signs his own death warrant by directly challenging the mafia.

This week we're reading "Maple Syrup Murder" by Grace Lemon. Cider Island is a small town with a sweet tooth but it seems SOMEONE has a taste for BLOOD. Follow along with this fudge-filled whodunit and help us solve the ultimate crime: sweet, sweet murder.

This week we read "Invasion" by Sean Platt and Johnny B. Truant. Ah, the loose, meandering prose of Platt and Truant - not to be confused with Truant and Platt, a Fresno based lawfirm that specializes in Asbestos cases.

This week we're reading "My Favorite Husband" by Pam McCutcheon. Join us in celebrating our 10th episode with a tale as old as time itself - a man legally declared dead miraculously reappears on the day of his funeral, which also happens to be the same day his wife is remarrying. What a faux pas!