Like a Virgin

An actually herstoric crossover episode with Matthew Lawson and Joan Summers from our sister pod Eating for Free. 

Head over to their podcast feed to hear Rose and Fran featured on their show too!

༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻ DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE ༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻

• Tr- Anne Hathaway? 
• Lady Gaga — more like MANy Gaga amirite?
• Transvestigating Sigourney Weaver
• Transvestigating Brigitte Macron
• Transvestigating Harry Styles
• People transvestigated Hitler???
• Cis Celebrities, Ranked by Clockiness
• That one time JK Rowling said she might be trans
• RIP Patrick Stewart <3 
• Prescribing an X-Men digest for the virgins
• Which of the X-Men would be canceled today?
• Why you should watch X-Men ‘97
• X1 and X2 according to 3 transsexuals and Matt 
• Magneto and Xavier fanfic is god tier
• GAME: Assigned Mutant at Birth

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• Classic Universal Monsters, Ranked by Bisexuality
• 10 Certified Virgin Recommendations for October

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༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻ DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE ༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻

• A hetero porn star’s YouTube channel as ASMR
• RIP @likeavirgin42069 LONG LIVE @likeavirginpod
• RIP the Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar
• Love is dead. (Chrishell and G Flip broke up)
• Nathan Fielder is not a sex symbol
• The return-to-form villain fantasia: Clayface
• Live-action Clayface vs. Harley Quinn’s animated Clayface
• We teach Whales to fall themselves, to make themselves faller
• The Whale is also your Father?
• Josh Brolin = HOT
• Secular Bible Study with Sister Fran: Jonah
• HOMEWORK FOR VIRGINS: see Wicker

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• Classic Universal Monsters, Ranked by Bisexuality
• 10 Certified Virgin Recommendations for October

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༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻ DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE ༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻

• We have a tiktok now!!!! Follow @likeavirgin42069
• Why are you barefoot in a hotel lobby?
• Where were Dixie Kong and Olive Oyl?
• Roxxy Andrews at Orlando Pride (Jesus at Christmas)
• The best rollercoaster at Universal/Disney Parks Orlando
• The fastest rollercoaster at Universal/Disney Parks Orlando
• Avatar: Seven Havens (Jae, Datu and daddy Karthik)
• Homework: See Clayface

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• Classic Universal Monsters, Ranked by Bisexuality

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ཐི༏ཋྀ󠀮 xoxo ROSE ♱ FRAN

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༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻ DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE ༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻

• What the hell did Fran win a (regional) Emmy for?
• We must prepare for war (Girls reboot)
• Kelly Clarkson is beefing with a “curiosity shop” slash luxury magic boutique
• Why Troye Sivan is the Only F*gg*t Pop Star
• Is Amazon’s Carrie Certified Doodoo Caca?
• Carrie’s adaptational changes compared to the book
• Stephen King and what Mike Flanagan gets right

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ཐི༏ཋྀ󠀮 xoxo ROSE ♱ FRAN

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༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻ DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE ༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻

• Our commenters have really strong feelings about latte art
• Gothic Renaissance NYC is our chosen family 
• Batman production halted; so begins our hunger strike
• Fran & Rose have agreed to direct Batman Part 2
• Our [SPOILER FREE] review of Club Kid by Jordan Firstman
• Josh Hutcherson is trans masc culture
• Verity and the Enchickenification of Media
• Cathy in East of Eden low-key created Rose
• The Bible According to Fran: the story of Cain & Abel 
• Virgin Homework: Watch Carrie on Am*z*n Pr*me

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• Batman movies, Ranked by Bisexuality
• TWO MORE spooky season episodes coming up 

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༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻ DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE ༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻

• A Gleeboot Ryan Murphy wrote “an hour ago”
• Tinashe sampling the worst song in Gaga’s catalogue
• Poly representation on Great British Baking Show
• An Atlantis live-action remake — but who plays Tarzan?
• A Sleeping Beauty “inspired” adaptation
• Jesse Singal and the Boston Covid Lesbian Bar Drama
• Is Primetime Robbie’s best performance?
• Phoebe Bridgers acting era???? 
• Love to see Digger flopping
• Chris Hansen’s next move
• The sycophancy of To Catch a Predator

• But we are, all of us, the sickos…
• The Rated-R Jurassic Park that End of Oak Street wasn’t

Love Hypothesis casting was inspired by its own fanfiction??

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• Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, according to gay pervs
• Batman movies, ranked by bisexuality

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༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻ DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE ༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻

• Buy Best Woman out on paperback now!

• Explaining the beef between Miley Cyrus and stealth icon Amanda Lear

• Perfume Genius’ newest song “Natural High”

• Video game composer David Wise

• Bowen Yang’s addition to the layered parfait that is Oh! Mary

• Is Zach Cregger’s Resident Evil better than The Odyssey? At least one podcast host may think so

• The highs and lows of the Comedy-Horror genre

• Do the first two Resident Evil movies/Mila Jovovich vehicles hold up?

• Rose Recs:

  • Comics: Absolute Wonder Woman, Batman: Year One, Batman: The Man Who Laughs

  • Books: Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk, The Tommyknockers by Stephen King

  • Movies: Blair Witch 2016, Deadly Mile High Club, Pyewacket, The People Under the Stairs

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Subscribe to our Patreon for twice-monthly deep-dive bonus episodes! 

Coming up this month on Patreon, we’ll excavate the hidden gems and gay interest lore of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry. patreon.com/LikeaVirgin

Our free episode this week is a two-part review of:

• HOPE: The highs and lows of the largest American release of a Korean film since Parasite — a 2 hour, 47 minute monster-chasing gag 

PRACTICAL MAGIC 2: Fran left the theater and Rose had to be medicated

Also discussed this week:

• Why can’t Lilly Wachowski get any of her films made?
• The missing lesbian plotline from Practical Magic 2
• What music artists should have been on the Practical Magic 2 soundtrack?
• The possible Hope sequel
• Lena Dunham’s baby
• Lady Gaga’s baby

Become a true Virgin by paying us for our work :) patreon.com/LikeaVirgin

XOXO ROSE AND FRAN

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Subscribe to our Patreon for an upcoming deep dive two-parter on Dolly Parton and Tim Curry: patreon.com/LikeaVirgin

This free episode discusses:

• Shallow thoughts on surviving gay 9/11 (ahead of deeper thoughts on Dolly/Tim on Patreon)
• This podcast does not formally recognize the passing of racist Instagram backdrop designer Yayoi Kusama
• Galliano and the hypocrisy of the fashion world
• Doll Invasion debrief and Charlene Incarnate’s “Piss Gate”
• Fran and Rose’s favorite Dolly Parton songs
• Tim Curry’s sexuality 
• Legend (1985) starring Tim Curry as satan and twink Tom Cruise with his pre-transition teeth
• Fran watched Annie (1982) also starring Tim Curry and that turned into a conversation about Sarah Jessica Parker’s hair
• Our official OFFICIAL FOR REAL THIS TIME statement on whether or not we will discuss Doo Doo Caca on HBO aka Harry Potter

Support our independent work by subscribing to two bonus episodes per month: Patreon.com/LikeaVirgin

XOXO ROSE AND FRAN

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No new episode this week as we are recovering from Doll Invasion, but that means you get a special treat: one of our Patreon bonus episodes! We release two of these a month, so subscribe now and get more of us in your ears!

 Refer to our free post on Patreon to see photos of each dress and superlative category:

• Best Disney Dresses, Ranked

• Worst Dress

• Best Separates

• Unconventional Materials Challenge

• Tboy Swag

• Crone Realness

• Sasha Velour Award for Excellence in Nightgowns

• Best Cloak/Outerwear

Xoxo Fran & Rose

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