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• Buy Best Woman out on paperback now!

• Explaining the beef between Miley Cyrus and stealth icon Amanda Lear

• Perfume Genius’ newest song “Natural High”

• Video game composer David Wise

• Bowen Yang’s addition to the layered parfait that is Oh! Mary

• Is Zach Cregger’s Resident Evil better than The Odyssey? At least one podcast host may think so

• The highs and lows of the Comedy-Horror genre

• Do the first two Resident Evil movies/Mila Jovovich vehicles hold up?

• Rose Recs:

  • Comics: Absolute Wonder Woman, Batman: Year One, Batman: The Man Who Laughs

  • Books: Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk, The Tommyknockers by Stephen King

  • Movies: Blair Witch 2016, Deadly Mile High Club, Pyewacket, The People Under the Stairs

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Coming up this month on Patreon, we’ll excavate the hidden gems and gay interest lore of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry. patreon.com/LikeaVirgin

Our free episode this week is a two-part review of:

• HOPE: The highs and lows of the largest American release of a Korean film since Parasite — a 2 hour, 47 minute monster-chasing gag 

PRACTICAL MAGIC 2: Fran left the theater and Rose had to be medicated

Also discussed this week:

• Why can’t Lilly Wachowski get any of her films made?
• The missing lesbian plotline from Practical Magic 2
• What music artists should have been on the Practical Magic 2 soundtrack?
• The possible Hope sequel
• Lena Dunham’s baby
• Lady Gaga’s baby

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XOXO ROSE AND FRAN

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Subscribe to our Patreon for an upcoming deep dive two-parter on Dolly Parton and Tim Curry: patreon.com/LikeaVirgin

This free episode discusses:

• Shallow thoughts on surviving gay 9/11 (ahead of deeper thoughts on Dolly/Tim on Patreon)
• This podcast does not formally recognize the passing of racist Instagram backdrop designer Yayoi Kusama
• Galliano and the hypocrisy of the fashion world
• Doll Invasion debrief and Charlene Incarnate’s “Piss Gate”
• Fran and Rose’s favorite Dolly Parton songs
• Tim Curry’s sexuality 
• Legend (1985) starring Tim Curry as satan and twink Tom Cruise with his pre-transition teeth
• Fran watched Annie (1982) also starring Tim Curry and that turned into a conversation about Sarah Jessica Parker’s hair
• Our official OFFICIAL FOR REAL THIS TIME statement on whether or not we will discuss Doo Doo Caca on HBO aka Harry Potter

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XOXO ROSE AND FRAN

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No new episode this week as we are recovering from Doll Invasion, but that means you get a special treat: one of our Patreon bonus episodes! We release two of these a month, so subscribe now and get more of us in your ears!

 Refer to our free post on Patreon to see photos of each dress and superlative category:

• Best Disney Dresses, Ranked

• Worst Dress

• Best Separates

• Unconventional Materials Challenge

• Tboy Swag

• Crone Realness

• Sasha Velour Award for Excellence in Nightgowns

• Best Cloak/Outerwear

Xoxo Fran & Rose

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Next week, we will be discussing nothing but Dolly Parton. This episode, recorded hours before the passing of the one and only Dolly Parton, features the following: 

• Why everyone should come to Doll Invasion
• The Ren Faire docuseries just might get us to reconsider the documentary genre
• Our X3 viewing
• Recent casting controversy in the upcoming Harry Potter series
• The Gilded Age is returning and infinitely better than Harry Potter
• Two recommendations from Rose’s Book Corner:
• Red X by David Demchuk (2021)
• Summer Sons by Lee Mandelo (2021)
• 2 Trans 2 Furious
• What Fran and Rose would do with $10M+ in inheritance
• Birkin discourse
• The Bisexual Problem by VerilyBitchie
• How We Show Up by Mia Birdsong

Subscribed virgins get two bonus episodes this month: One explaining Mr. X-Toon controversy (plus extended personal gossip) and another with a Disney Villain Smackdown. Subscribe to bonus episodes on Patreon.com/LikeAVirgin

LOVE Y’ALL XOXO ROSE AND FRAN

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This episode discusses two films we’ve lovingly labeled as the “queer homework” genre. Both films are about sex, and some kind of unlocking, and both films are very firmly in an indie filmmaker canon for the Criterion-enjoyer: 

• Jane Schoenbrun's Sex & Death at Camp Miasma
• and Gregg Araki’s I Want Your Sex

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XOXO Rose & Fran

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It’s a Girls Girling episode! Rose and Fran conduct unstructured gossip and the latest in culture. For highly researched deep-dive episodes twice a month, subscribe at Patreon.com/LikeAVirgin

This week, we discuss:

• Baela get your gun! And more on the House of Dragon S3 finale
• Titane’s place in the trans canon
• Is Muriel’s Wedding better than the Odyssey?
• Someone Please Buy Rose the $2200 Franklin Mint Rose from Titantic Doll Trunk Set
• More X-Men gossip

Next week we’ll discuss Jane Schoenbrun's Sex & Death at Camp Miasma and Greg Arakki’s I Want Your Sex

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On week’s episode we discuss:

• Fran’s current planning phase for Doll Invasion on Fire Island Aug 28-30
• Why is Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender literal porn?
• The highs and lows of Tom Holland’s fourth Spider-man movie: Brand New Day
• X-Men casting rumors and what lies ahead for the MCU

XOXoxoxox Fran & Rose

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A jam-packed episode devoted solely to Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey — and the original Homeric text? You’re welcome! Stories are so powerful.

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In this episode we discuss:

• Why there was no butt sex in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey?
• Zeus’s Law, and what the film tries (and fails) to say about war. Spoiler alert: war bad
• Background on the collapse of the Bronze Age and how Nolan inverts the myth of the “Sea People.”
• How The Odyssey’s redemption of Men™ mirrors Nolan’s other films
• Was Zendaya a goddess or Odysseus' conscience? Does it matter??
• Why Tom Holland turned every scene into gay porn
• Why Anne Hathaway will win the Oscar
• Why Samantha Morton will also win the Oscar
• The role of Women™ in The Odyssey — both Homerically and Nolanly
• Dr. Emily Wilson’s eviscerating take on Nolan’s Odyssey
• Odysseus’ Obstacles, Ranked on the Suck-o-meter:
• The Cyclops/Polyphemus
• The Giants/The Laestrygonians
• Circe
• Tiresies/The Shades of the Underworld
• The Sirens
• Scylla and Charybdis
• Helios’ Cattle
• Calypso
• Boat of Idiots (aka Odysseus’ men)
• All These Hoes (aka Antinous and the suitors)
• The Official Like a Virgin Guide to Peeing During The Odyssey
• Does Ludwig Göransson deserve to get his ass ate?
• Does Christopher Nolan deserve to get his ass ate?
• Is The Odyssey better than Disney’s Hercules?
• Is The Odyssey better than Uptown Girls?

MADELINE MILLER YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!!!!!!!!

XOXoxoxox Fran & Rose

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A juicy episode on the main feed this week discussing the transgender undertones of John Early’s Maddie’s Secret. 

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On this week’s free episode we discuss:

• How to enjoy John Early’s Maddie’s Secret when some of its comedic sensibility rests on a man dressed as a woman.
• The influences and precarious precedent of Maddie’s Secret’s “gender comedy”: Oh! Mary, Madea, Big Momma’s House, Mrs. Doubtfire, John Waters, Tootsie, The Birdcage, White Chicks, and more.
• The grotesque soullessness of the Avengers: Doomsday trailer
• The resounding disappointment of The Vampire Lestat
• The bloodlust of Project Runway’s 78th season.

• Homework: Everyone go see Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey in time for next week’s discussion.

XOXoxoxox Fran & Rose

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