Gossip Girl Fall is well underway, and Xanthe’s having a threesome with Chuck and Blair, to celebrate. Frank, on the other hand, is on a petition to remove the word “content” from the collective vocabulary. Beyond that, we cover: a new online leadership theory that will help you stop comparing yourself on social media, the appropriate order of operations of showers surrounding a workout, how to get Air Canada to pay you $800 for simply hanging out, the marketing lesson in this Tezza post, why Soho House is a dream getaway for the modern lush, Trader Joe’s Dumplings, the cutest-ever cracker campaign, and explain the charging-US-dollars-as-a-Canadian-company-thing, for all those curious. AN EARFUL, AS PER USUAL. If you have thoughts, comments, questions, or speculations, send Xanthe a DM anytime here.