If we can’t get that bread, we might as well bake it! In an October recap of sorts, we review our lowest sales month of the year, talk about wtf is even going on with our Airbnb properties, share our hot takes on Halloween, anniversaries, and the aisles of Target. Frank also drops the absolute BEST surprise in Timothée news, while we get into lotsa messy bits of life lately, from smouldering buses to broken iPhones. Wild ride, per usual.

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