Midlife Craving

We'll have a good time!  My girl Michelle is in the house and we are discussing many wild sexcapades to include a failed sex swing attempt, an icy boat ride, a Jamaican face fucking and a game of who can get it on in the wildest place.   Leave your worries behind, and enjoy our hilarious shenanigans.  Just the Tip segment is back and we are not holding back!  So many sex tips in this episode, including a new oral position.  Get out there and try some of them!  I also give an update on my dating debacles and how my mission to find a casual, but consistent, cock is going!  Well you could be mine, (but there's a lot of assholes out there!) You know I gotta give a nod to my girl Janet.  C'mon Cravers, let's get away...on a sexcapade baby!

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It's called a breakup because it's broken, but picking up the pieces takes time!  I'm here to share my latest experience including when I think it's time to make the break, advice for how to get thru it and how you can make better choices in relationships moving forward!  Also, you will learn what type of sexual deviant I am and how Baywatch and I have been knocking items off of my sexcapades to-do list!  I may not have it all together yet (I mean do any of us ever?!) but my life puzzle sure has been fun lately!

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Move over Jasmine, there's a new princess singing your song because this lifestyle...it's a whole new world for me and I like where my magic carpet has landed!  It's my first podcast 3some with Kat and Ams from 2HotWives podcast and they join me to talk all about their experiences in open marriages.  They open my eyes and answer all of my questions including sharing the shinning, shimmering and splendid (ya see what I'm doing here) details of their first encounters.  We breakdown the lifestyle lingo and all things non-monogamy in a dazzling place you never knew!  Let us share a whole new world with you!  Enjoy this magic carpet ride Cravers!

I'm here to tell you what the buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is all about!  Find out how my love affair with sex toys began and how it has evolved.  I provide a detailed how-to on my top 4 favorite toys right now.  I have affectionately named them Captain Morgan, Goldie, Moby and Rosie!  Learn how you can love Capt the way I do (and find out why he's my favorite), get back-to-back orgasms with Goldie, see how Moby is dual purpose, and find out how you too can get mind-blowing, heart stopping, absolutely, positively earth shattering orgasms with Rosie!  I also answer the most popular questions I receive about toys including how I clean them, store them, travel with them and even share recommendations for beginners!  To infinity and beyond Cravers have fun!

Captain Morgan and Rosie can be found on my website: www.midlifecraving.com/links

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What do I crave?  This!  My life right now.  Peaceful, positive, incredibly fun and full of life.  I'm forty, free and f*cking thriving baby!  I am excited to detail my first sleepover with Baywatch (I mean Top Gun, wait, Over the Top...you'll have to just listen to pick up what I'm putting down)!  Uncle Mo is back and we discuss what I love most about my newfound singledom and I define my 10 core values that I am holding firm, and staying true to, as I move forward in this next stage of life.  What's next for me?  I don't know! And isn't that exciting?!  One things for sure, I'm here to share it all with you Cravers!  Enjoy the ride...mm riding! 

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There's a lot to unload here!  I am releasing all of the crazy that has been the last 6 weeks of my life including an update on Baywatch, my whirlwind trip to NYC, turning 40, getting covid in the Bahamas and being put on a 10-day no fly list, fucking a local...talk about a big explosion!  I share all about my new toy Goldie and my trick to have the best back-to-back orgasms!  I finish strong (of course) by answering the most popular questions I've received and what's to 'come' on this new season!  It's my goal to satisfy you, enjoy Cravers!

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*Midlife Craving episodes are moving to every other Tuesday!  Episode 20 drops Tuesday September 21.  See you next Tuesday! (you know I can't help myself!)

It's a season finale celebration bitches! I'm back with Zach and we're wrapping up this season in true Midlife Craving fashion with hilarious stories, many lessons learned, a surprise Q&A and graphic details on how Baywatch pumped the life back into me (literally).  It's been quite the journey over the last 8 months and I am so thankful to have you here with me riding shotgun!  So buckle up, grab that oh-sh*t handle and enjoy the ride Cravers!

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I will be back Friday September 10th for SEASON 2 of Midlife Craving!  Until then, follow me on Instagram @midlifecraving and keep up with me...if ya can!

Warning!  A storm is approaching!  I'm back with my girl Karissa and together we bring the bang of thunder and the spark of lightning!  You can bet the chances of a shit storm is 100%.   We're sharing dating debacles, including how I plan to move forward to avoid them.  Sex shenanigan's, and how a murder hornet saved the day.  How we've gotten caught up in awkward situations, aka what not to do, and things heat up so much I gotta cool my tits with a cold beer can!  I answer popular listener questions and as usual we don't hold back on any of the details.  Head for shelter Cravers this storm is comin' in hot!

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It's the end of an era!  I survived the 60-day no D diet and yeah, I'm losing hearing in my left eye and taste in my right, but hey...I've made it!  I summarize everything I've learned, talk a whole lot about all that I've lost and share so much that I have gained over the last 60 days.  Have I gotten some?  Is there a poor lad in the ICU in dire need of fluids?!  Find out all of that and more on this bonus episode.  Get your fill Cravers!

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We need a doctor, stat!  But first, my favorite TikToker Big Bald Dude aka BBD is in the house and sh*t gets WILD!  I detail some of my recent shenanigans (like getting kicked out of my neighborhood pool) and how I've been letting it rip a bit more than usual.  We talk about BBD's cycle of dating in your 40's and I discuss my theory on rearranging pots on the stove.  I talk about feeling trapped in relationships and the small changes you can make to get unstuck.  Finally, we wrap things up with my favorite segment, Just the Tip, and Doc, where ya at?!  BBD recalls his insane story of how he broke his c*ck and something has happened to Rosie! Take two and call me in the morning Cravers! 

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