Minion Death Cult

Minion Death Cult

By Alexander EdwardComedyNewsPolitics
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Minion Death Cult episodes

  • I would've taken a bullet for both Biggie and Tupac (clip)

    Support the show for as little as $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com.miniondeathcult and get instant access to every weekly bonus episode

    This week the capitalist owner class tells on themselves on my facebook,

    We cover the completely rational right wing and liberal responses to finally ending the 20-year long war in Afghanistan,

    and as promised, bring you three amazing cop rappers who

    1. Blame their domestic violence on having to bite their tongue with criminal suspects
    2. Can't be bigoted because they're trans sometimes (???)
    3. Would die for famous rappers that are already dead
    6 min
  • Last Reponders "Buck, Actually" (preview)

    This week I subjected the wonderful Jamie Peck to an iconic episode of Fox's 9-1-1 "Buck, Actually" Love is in the air when Buck 2.0 meets his match in "Buckette 1.0" a scorned wife shuts the freeway down. Cimney and Maddy have been hanging out a lot...

    5 min
  • The Minion Wage

    This week: the more-radical-than-trade-unionism movie They Live

    the fallout of our landlords episode

    a sandwich shop advertises job openings by calling minimum wage workers scum

    and TP USA tries to out-woke the minimum wage by arguing it prevents employers from hiring black people

    music: Dillinger 4 - Minimum Wage is a Gateway Drug

    1 hr 35 min
  • Without landlords millions would be homeless

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    This week the algorithm suggests Bill Cosby Rape shirts, and a christian acquaintance gets offended by an Avenged Sevenfold joke

    The main event: Alexander makes 1300 landlords spitting mad on facebook, and we dive into their shockingly convincing pro-landlord arguments

    Finally, pro-Trump post bombing jumps formats to the Amazon product review section. Are these comments helpful? 74 people think so

    5 min
  • Stand Your Biblical Ground

    This week we follow up with Tony's nemesis Kurt Schlichter, who is doing "sarcastic" calls for fascism on twitter

    Also, a Seattle couple will not be charged for hitting and killing a homeless person with their car after driving into an encampment with the supposed purpose of retrieving a stolen bluetooth speaker

    Finally, Facebook takes Ariana Grande's blasphemy head-on

    Music: Bloodslide - Trap Door

    Support the show for $5/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes of MDC as well as Tony's new "what if copaganda was gay" podcast: Last Responders

    1 hr 31 min
  • I'm The Vax Man (clip)

    Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes

    This week: a collection of bumper stickers to end all bumper stickers

    Andrew Cuomo confirms our scoop from 2 months ago: he was too Italian not to do sexual harassment

    A conservative talk radio host writes and records an anti-vaccine Beatles parody 20 days before he's hospitalized with Covid

    and the new pro-Trump social media app Gettr getts inundated with ISIS propaganda, celebrity impersonators, but NOT the word penis

    3 min
  • Sentimental Rental Property

    This week we start off discussing cool hip hop puns for restaurant menus that kids would love

    We also get some negative feedback about our child labor sticker mailing program and ask for help from the Mike Rowe facebook group

    On the eve of a national eviction crisis, a landlord reaches out to twitter for sympathy over having to sell one of her rental properties (which has been in the family for over a generation!)

    And finally Michigan cops ask for help patrolling from local clergy members. Drop the Twisted Sister album, heathens!

    Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as access to the Patreon-only Last Responders podcast

    1 hr 13 min
  • CALL YOUR CUSTOMER OR TEXT THEM. STOP BEING COWARDS! (clip)

    Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes of MDC as well as Tony's new podcast LAST RESPONDERS

    This week it's a recap of Alexander's wacky, wildest workday yet in which his center manager cleans blood off the floor of Alex's Package car

    Also, we visit Real Raw News and find out which celebrity pedophile the military is executing this time

    5 min
  • Let's hope the Palestinians don't want to hide bombs in your ice cream stores

    This week it's a couple of Classic Cult news stories as conservatives, including one feisty Sheriff, lose their entire minds when the Cleveland baseball team gets less racist

    also, Ben & Jerry's says it won't sell their tasty frozen treats to Israeli settlers, so the heads of state accuse them of terrorism

    Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and you'll get a bonus episode every week, instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content, and Tony's new 9-1-1 podcast, Last Responders

    Music: Entombed - Demon

    1 hr 32 min

About Minion Death Cult

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Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.

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