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This week it's the Arizona vote audit, the thing Trump voters have invested most of their psychic energy into for the past year, and the results are not good!

Also, a FedEx driver is fighting the good fight against Biden voters by delaying their orders for righteous reasons instead of the normal FedEx reasons

Finally, a 29 year-old writes an article for the UK Times about how he can't find a date because women are too ideologically pure.

This week our pal Eddie Deezen is in the news again, probably for being totally normal around waitresses

Also a Seattle liberal doormat report from Alexander

And why doesn't Trump start a hospital to rival all the other hospitals and staff it with the nurses who got fired

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This week we explore "The Infidel, featuring Pigman," a 2015 comic book about a handsome comic book author who draws the anti-muslim superhero "Pigman," and also fights muslims himself

Filled with fascinating ideas about Islam (it's gay), Frank-Miller inspired illustrations and ideology, and plenty of Randian Objectivism, Pigman is a fascinating look at someone whose claim to fame is drawing Muhammed "over 500 times"

This week we celebrate 9/11 with a post about how cool it was not to be there when it happened, and hear a wise old folk tale about a ghost, a donkey, and murderous neighboring farmers

The main event: The Epoch Times stumbles upon a story so racist against white people that it has to be true: China is developing a weapon of mass destruction that can target specific ethnicities. Sounds kind of neat.

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Music: mewithoutYou - The Ghost

The good folks from Dumb and Awful hop on to hear me, once again, list all 450k reasons per episode Angela Bassett does this show and there is a part where I cant remember Stacy Dash's name.

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This week we chat about Tony's weather trouble, killer palm trees, and the Cars video game

Also, China puts restrictions on minors' usage of online games, and we watch the Fox News comment section try to reconcile its hatred of teens with its hatred of China

Finally, Lil Nas X does a maternity photoshoot, complete with prosthetic belly, and in the backlash we note the way cultural conservatism, conspiracy theories, and identity scapegoating crosses racial lines

This week we explore the social media trend of wasting food and beers for fallen marines, and ruminate on the nature of a war-loving country who can't handle 13 casualties.

Also: The Nirvana Baby is all grown up and suing the band... for child pornography?

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Music: Nirvana - School

On todays episode we revisit a classic episode of 9-1-1 Lone Star "Studs" and give it the respect it truly deserves. Stripper glitter, incels, hot loads of bull stuff, brisket, and e.d. basically the manliest hour of TV about firefighters and skin care.

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This week, a look at former Misfits singer and Proud Boy Michale Graves turns into a full-blown retrospective on "conservative punk," as we explore the Bush-era website ConservativePunk.com, started by a Republican punk in an effort to combat NoFX's get-out-the-vote campaign, Michael Moore's documentaries, and deliver right wing news, pUnK-style.

This week we follow up on the story of Phil Valentine, a right-wing talk radio host, covid skeptic, and author of the Beatles parody "Vaxman," who died of Coronavirus on saturday

Additionally, another republican lawmaker loses his wife to the virus, still attends anti-vaccine rallies, and posts about the haters on facebook

Is there anything to be gained from these people's tragedies? Can they be used as cautionary tales? Either way, their social media pages are wild.

Music: Unwound - Corpse Pose