Minion Death Cult

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This week we cover the satanic, vaccine, fentanyl, and rap music panics surrounding the deadly Travis Scott concert

Also, CNN lends a sensitive ear to America's milkiest family. Why is Joe Biden charging us so much for that moo juice??

This week we cover Meta, envisioning a virtual reality world of Boomer facebook posts lovingly rendered in 3 dimensions

Also, Florida school children take a small-business themed field trip to a restaurant that happens to be popular with the LGBTQ community, so the school board is receiving death threats.

Music: Limp Wrist - Just Like You

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This week there's trouble in the MAGA rapper scene as MC's fight over whose "Lets Go Brandon" anthem is the true original

Also, the completely unhinged right wing response to the on-set death during an Alec Baldwin film production

Finally, friend of the show Terrence K Williams decides to make a pancake mix the left wont be able to cancel, but we will try

Music: Lozen - Kiya

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It's a real humdinger this week as we reveal why Tony and Alex are black and white, cover SoCal Teachers going viral with insane fake Native American educational comedy routines, and watch formerly radical rap groups eulogize an American war criminal

Also: a fascinating look at how the right wing is responding to massive labor actions across the country, how their news outlets are (or aren't) covering them, and how this response may mutate based on changing conditions in the country.

Finally after a saga of technical difficulties Aaron Thorpe from The Trillbillies was able to lay down an incredible episode where we cover 9-1-1 Lonestar "Monster Inside". This episode takes on themes like mental illness and addiction with the trigger discipline of let's say a terrified child with a revolver. Also theres a dog in this episode.

This week we take a respectful, serious tone as we offer advice to various online posters, with the help of relationship advice podcast Radio Free Tote Bag.

Questions featured on this show: "Can a police officer ejaculate so prematurely that he dies?"

"Do seat belts prevent the momentum necessary to escape your vehicle in an emergency?"

"What kind of bicycles do all these new genders ride?"

And many more

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This week for columbus day we cover the increasingly deranged right wing attempts to justify the genocide of Indigenous peoples,

And, Bisexual Superman fails to save the day for one right wing actor and a Daily Wire comment section

This week we cover the inane NYT piece "Redesigning America's Flag" and the unhinged conservative response.

Also, a girl boss CEO teaches her fellow workers how to be humble and accept less

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This week, Alex tells a humorous work story, and we cover the 2014 animated film "Achmed Saves America" featuring everyone's favorite dead terrorist.

That well runs dry pretty quickly, so we pivot to Current Events with a facebook post from an angry Mama Grizzly whose cubs were suspended for wearing Republican pants (jeans) and white supremacist shirts (workwear). This definitely happened.

This week it's a couple... good? new stories, one involving facebook vigilantes successfully bullying Walmart into waving charges against a shoplifting dad

and, Washington State gets rid of solitary confinement after determining it is ineffective, which is of course an affront to me personally

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Music: Pavement - Unfair