Gennifer Zs, we are still reeling from the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad fires that devastated so many in our hometown. We hope this episode provides a little bit of distraction and joy amidst the chaos and our hearts go out to everyone affected by this disaster. In light of this, our episode this week is a celebration of a truly incredible Miss Thing — the city of angels, dreamers, hustlers, and the best food city on the planet (fight us) — LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he almost called the FBI after an intruder broke into his apartment to leave a box of chocolates while Greg recalls the time he went so balls to the wall at a gym that he could never show his face there again. They also discuss the demise of TikTok, diagnose the rare gym disease afflicting Greg, implore Carrie Underwood to raise her ya ya ya, and, as always, give it up for all the likeminded delulus out there. Other moments include: discussing both of their recent trips to urgent care (Tim for his hot tub time machine armpit rash, Greg for falling down a flight of stairs again), wondering how quickly they’d scare away their stalkers, Greg recounting a 30 minute phone call with a confused Six Flags employee for a shockingly bad discount deal, and Tim spending half the episode trying to find out what a vibrato is. They also ask important Qs like, “Doesn’t every dad love a hot tub?” and “What is a Funicular?” Listen Gennifertias, we hope you’re safe and okay during this god awful time. And if you’re interested in donating to some wonderful organizations helping to build back our city, we’ve put up some links in our Linktree. We love you. BONK!

LINKS TO HELP:

- Help with the LA Fires | IN PERSON Volunteer Opps

- Donate to Victims of the LA Fires

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Gennifer Zs, it’s the end of an era because a TV institution is leaving our screens. This week, we celebrate an American icon who gets us up every morning, always puts a smile on our face, and makes us laugh-cry so hard we pee ourselves just a little bit. So Inertias, wipe away those tears and reach for a bottle of rosé cause our Miss Thing this week is America’s kooky aunt and day time megastar HODA KOTB! In this ep, Tim remembers the time sister-of-the-pod Claude shelled out the big bucks to upgrade their hotel room in Rio only for them to be shellshocked by the results while Greg recalls the time he and husband-of-the-pod Vat sped-ate a lobster so fast that they were 365 burpin’ that all over the crowd at a Charli XCX concert. The boys also discuss Demi Moore’s win at the Golden Globes, praise the best gift on earth (socks), send condolences to Kylie Jenner, guess what Hoda’s new show “Corn on the Kotb” should be about, and wish upon a star that Fefe Dobson would join the cast of the Death Becomes Her musical. Other topics include: gold digger clauses, how hotels should be free and/or illegal, hot tub armpit rashes, kinky aliens, and how everyone should have an Aunt Terry in their life. They also ask many important Qs like “Galinda Whomst?”, “Will my butt be as high as my hopes?”, ”Would you ever adapt to Hoda’s sleep schedule?”, and “At what price does wine get good?” So Gennifertias, break out your Today Show posters and hold them up high outside Rockefeller Center as we HODABRATE one of the greats leaving our airways. Oh and don’t come looking for us, we are busy… how do you say… writing our fifth murder mystery novel about famous Spanish chef Hillary from Boston. BONK!!!

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To, to, to the moon! Gennifer Zs, are you ready to sissy that walk and channel your inner woman? Oh no, you betta’ do, because this week we’re giving it up for an absolute juggernaut and our very first (GULP) male Miss Thing! This icon is a glamazon who wears it well, supermodel of the world, inventor of gay sports, and ultimate drag queen of all drag queens — RUPAUL! In this ep, Tim remembers the time he made his cover girl debut in the Boston Globe and inadvertently became a hand model while Greg looks back on the fateful moment he tap danced into RuPaul’s life, got complimented twice, and then hit a wall (well, a pole). Other highlights include: Greg coming out as not a compass, Tim announcing his new job as a windshield wiper fluid replacer, new haircuts, and new frenemies at Smog certified star locations. The boys also talk raging hemorrhoids, swollen fingers, how everyone’s mom has Amazon music, and Greg does a Betty Boop/Sydney Sweeney impression for the ages. They then ask the toughest questions they’ve posed yet, “Would you rather be Siri or Alexa?”, “Why is there so much caressing in It Ends Us?”, and “Do you hear that ice cream truck or is that just us?” The library is open, Inertias, so put your reading glasses on and get ready to absolutely lose it over this ep… because if you can’t love our pod, how in the hell can you love somebody else? Oh and Gennifertias, try not to sit on the pentagon or you might accidentally sign your hole away. BONK!!

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Gennifer Zs, pucker up those lips because it’s our New Year’s Eve special celebrating not just any other Miss Thing but THE Miss Thing of the Year (2024 edition). So get to listening cause we’d rather be locked away in the Khia Asylum than spoil who she is! In this last episode of the year, Tim recalls the time he lost ctrl (also Greg’s husband) and ended up sitting alone at a SZA concert while Greg remembers the moment Tim swished his way into his life and answered a question so shamelessly that it left him speechless. Other highs include: Greg gracing us with a new and improved version of “Auld Lang Syne,” Tim announcing he’s moving to Canada (or London) to film his new show about Portofino, Greg recovering from the elderly woman who elbowed him at a sandwich shop, Tim coming out as an art deco showgirl from the 1920s, Greg calling Tim out for always writing compliments to him on his hand, and Tim remembering the time he almost broke both his legs and arms after taking melatonin. The boys also get into Lily Rose Depp’s face acting, their debut album, “Delulu Personified,” Sleepy Girl mocktails, and style icon James Patterson. They even ask hard-hitting Qs like, “Has anyone ever heard ‘A Bar Song Tipsy’ by Shaboozey?”, “Is it ‘in line’ or ‘on line’?”, and “What are the three kinds of waiters in this thing we call life?” And what better way to close out the year than with the breathtaking new game, “Miss Thing or Oh, You Sweet Thing?” So Inertias, raise your champagne flutes and press play on this ep before midnight or you’ll turn into a tomato girl! Oh, and pls reach out if you need any medical advice as we’re clinical doctors (But if you’re a two-year-old named Bram, sorry we can’t help you). BONK!  

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We have five words for you… doesn’t it feel like Christmas?! Happy Christmas Gennifertias and welcome to our holiday spooktacular! This week we pay homage to Destiny’s Child’s iconic Christmas song the “8 Days of Christmas” by celebrating our favorite 8 DOD(MOMSOS)s of Christ-Miss Thing! These are the 8 persons, places, or things that we were obsessed with this year that we’re now gifting to you in the form of us talking about them. So put on your pair of Chloe shades and your diamond belly rings to go with Greg and Tim as they go in on everything from holding space to a certain AI generated experience that went all Wonka. In this ep, Tim pitches a motel for a new cheaters tv show, Greg honors his queen Camila with a very cursive rendition of “I’ll Be Home for Quismois”, and they both daydream over the best tattoo you can get — a back tattoo of the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria! They also talk about the French Olympian with the best North Pole, applaud the Miss Thing that impacted the pod the most this year, gag over the most eye catching body of the year, and drool over a conventionally attractive killer. They also discuss the most famous nepo baby in Thailand, fawn over a Norwegian goddess whistleblower, and almost call the cops on a surprise DOD who stole a package at Tim’s apartment (and also stole their hearts). So mothers, daughters, and babies, whip out your nonalcoholic beers and Delola Cocktails and let’s get Lit-Miss (Thing) to our holiday themed ep! Oh and Bouncy Porks, please send us disinfectant, our bellies buttons are now infected :( BONK!

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Gennifer Zs, we don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing we need... that’s YOU. And also the diva that we’re celebrating this week! Our Miss Thing this week is THE songwriter, lyricist, chart topping hitmaker, whistle note expert, the queen of shade, feuds, Christmas, and the elusive chanteuse herself… MARIAH CAREY! In this ep, Tim recalls the time he became a trendsetting diva and inadvertently ended up being the inspiration for Carpool Karaoke while Greg remembers the emotional night he got a hug and kiss goodbye from New York City herself. Other highlights include: Greg and Tim living for the A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E, lamenting the lost art of screening your calls, giving advice to their younger self, wondering where all the hills have gone, and liking “pranks with grace.” They boys also talk happy pills, signing the petition to not allow James Corden in any more movie musicals, Jay Leno’s fall, and they decide which celebrity they’d want to record their voicemails. They also ask the really tough questions like: “Are we mad at Wicked?” “What the f*ck is The Brutalist?” And, “Where do we make an appointment with the scientist who did Lindsay Lohan’s plastic surgery?” They also play the new Christmas classic game, “Holiday Hitmaker.” So Inertias, put on your Glitter-iest jewels, slip into your bathtub, and let us lull you into a Precious (based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire) state. Oh, and get on your feet it’s the holidays! BONK!

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Inertias, it’s that time of year — hand splitting season! And what better way to celebrate this — and every — season, than with another bodacious episode featuring one of our most legendary Miss Things yet. This bombshell, sexpot, and global phenomenon is the pin-up of all pin-ups, the most famous playmate, the smartest woman in any room, ultimate 90s icon, and now a Best Actress Golden Globe Nominee for “The Last Showgirl” — PAMELA ANDERSON. In this ep, Greg looks back to when he ended up at the world premiere of “Queer” dressed like a common pauper and may or may not have gotten mistaken for a sanitation worker while Tim remembers the time he tried to get to a picturesque beach in Thailand only to end up traversing through a forest alone at night with Beowulf nipping at his feet. Other highlights include: Greg guessing what the movie “Golda” is about, Tim’s phone getting stuck in a moving stairmaster, and both of them trying to figure out who or what Shaboozey is. The boys also talk can hygiene, hand botox, look-a-like contests, and ask the ultimate tell-all question: “What kind of sneeze do you have?” And before the ep is over, they play the hottest new game that’s sweeping the nation: “Bae Watch or Watch with Bae.” So Showgirls, unfurl your Barb Wire, break out your hottest red bathing suit and let your ears go on a little beachy vacation this week. Oh, and if you see Alan Tudyk, tell him Tim and Greg are still waiting for him at the look-a-like contest and won’t be waiting very much longer (and also tell him that they won the contest and would like to speak to his agent immediately)! BONK!

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Inertias, Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves, we hope you’re Strong Enough ‘cause this week we’re talking about one of the biggest icons to ever live. She’s funny as f*ck, the queen of tweeting, the blueprint for fashion, and the literal inventor of autotune. Yes, you better Believe it, our Miss Thing is the woman everyone wants to be and no one can beat — CHER! In this ep, Tim remembers the time he got pushed off a bridge in Croatia as his straight best friend was screaming for his life while Greg flips it and reverses it to a moment he stunned a DJ after requesting a shockingly mature song at a children’s pool party. Other highlights include: Tim bravely coming out as not a hostess, Greg’s trash bin bursting into a million pieces, Tim remembering the moment he knew he was gay (a mouse might’ve been involved), and Greg taking a solemn vow to watch Along Came Polly (ACP) ASAP. The boys also discuss their Wordle and Hangman starting words, get into a fight over what papier-mâché is, talk Ina Garten’s chocolate cake, give advice to struggling gay bars, and make a deal with the devil to get Christina Aguilera’s new face. They also play the infectious new game “Chering Clothes” and Greg brings down the house with his beautiful rendition of “Christmas Shoes.” So Gennifer Zs, slip on your thong bodysuit and get ready for an ep so good you’re gonna wanna Turn Back Time to listen to it all over again. Oh, and once you’re done, hit play on Cardi B’s latest hit “LADWAPSOS.” BONK! 

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At last! We are honoring one of the most Vulnerable and unabashedly cool girls, an effortless beacon of star power, and a taste queen with the sickest, slickest beats out there. No Gennifer Zs, we won’t Calm Down or Keep Our Hands to Ourself because this week our Miss Thing is none other than Emmy nominee for Only Murders in the Building and future Oscar contender for Emilia Perez — SELENA GOMEZ. In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he caught his husband singing “The Wizard and I” with a lyrical adjustment so surprising that it has changed the way he will hear the song forever, while Tim recalls the time he found himself fully drenched and in a gasp-off with Casey Wilson at a Happy Endings table read. Other highlights include: Tim finding Greg huddling under a coat for UV protection in public, Greg injecting Gracie Abrams song “So True” into his veins, Tim celebrating finally getting his windshield wiper fluid replaced, Greg becoming Temu’s spokesperson, and the boys go in on their experience seeing a screening of the Wicked movie with the entire cast! They also talk Liam Neeson’s pants peeing habits, Nicole Scherzinger’s icky online activity, Patti Lupone’s feud with Andrew Lloyd Webber, and play the game “What Table Would You Sit At Selena Gomez’s Wedding?” Now inertias, we know this ep is gonna be Good For You. So if you’re ready, Come and Get it! Oh, and if you find our son Villy (full name Vilified) tell him he’s grounded. BONK!

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Bang Bang Inertias! The Light Is Coming because this week we celebrate a songstress, actress, and comedian so Popular you might stop Breathin. Yes, that’s right, our Miss Thing is none other than famous ponytail queen, Dangerous Woman, and Wicked’s latest Galinda/Glinda herself — ARIANA GRANDE! In this ep, Greg tries to digest a moment in which his snack envy got the best of him and he ended up in a very sticky situation while Tim recalls the time he took a breathwork class that left him almost orgasming with a lobster hand. Other highlights include: Tim recounting his experience at the Eras tour in Indianapolis, meditation retreats, Fire Marshall Bill, the latest in fluoride technology, and how Greg is a guy who isn’t above eating meat from gas stations. They also talk about the special Peggys in their lives, debate New Jersey pizza vs other states’, and discuss the controversial custom of modesty bites. The boys also play the enormously entertaining new game “Grande or Venti” and guess pop stars’ potential sex merch. So Gennifer Zs, go Break Up With Your Girlfriends and listen to an episode that will make you Break Free (from reality). Oh, and you better pipe down while listening or else We Can’t Be Friends. BONK!

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