Inertias, get ready for our most Popular episode yet because we’re making Miss Thing herstory this week with our VERY first guest! Today our good Judy, Eric Williams, the incredibly talented and funny host of “That’s A Gay Ass Podcast” joins us to honor one of the biggest broadway legends of all time. She’s an Emmy and Tony award winning star of stage and screen, the funniest soprano out there, a Good Christian Bitch, and the OG Glinda herself — KRISTIN CHENOWETH! In this ep, Greg recalls serving child-actor-from-Temu vibes when he got cast in the titular role of “You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown” while Tim and Eric both remember horrible times they had with vocal teachers. In Eric’s case, it led to a very uncomfortable conversation with his mom while Tim’s experience led to him accidentally sabotaging a man’s career. The boys also gossip about Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster’s budding relationship, talk Shawn Mendes’ sexuality clapback, discuss the f*ckability of men dressing like Casey Becker for Halloween, and drool over the heartthrob renaissance trifecta of Adam Brody, Josh Hartnett and Joshua Jackson. They also guess what Kristin’s cameo will be in the Wicked film and play their toughest game yet, “Playbill or Play with Bill.” So Gennifer Zs, Push all those Daisies in your hand straight into the air and wave them around like a wand as you listen to the most iconic threesome you’ve ever heard. Oh, and then treat yourself to the latest self-help book from The Berenstain Bears… You’re welcome! BONK!

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Inertias, you’re about to SCREAM (2) because the talent of this famous three-name TV legend is so insane, it could turn your Intentions Cruel. She’s a Simply Irresistible comedic and dramatic actress, every gay guys’ wishlist beard, an action hero, a horror icon, the world’s most famous vampire slayer, and Tim’s ultimate Miss Thing of Miss Things — SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR! In this ep, Tim recalls the time he became the king of his high school only to make a decision so quizzical that it kneecapped his popularity and left everyone calling him “The Grudge Boy” while Greg recounts a series of events that ultimately led to him being backstage at “Waitress” with Sarah Michelle herself! Other highlights include: Greg winning halloween, Tim earning his cohost’s pride with the publishing of his New Yorker article, Greg’s good luck (babe) run, and Tim’s experience in an S&M chat room. They also discuss the wise words of a hot yoga teacher, gaybaiting, rage content, blumpkins, and the pharmaceutical company Tim’s family should own. On top of that, the boys ask important questions like “Is there anything sexier than your boyfriend fixing the toilet?”, “Does the StairMaster make your butt smaller or bigger?”, and “Who is every little gay boy’s beard in 2024?” So Gennifer Zs, put on your cross necklaces and remember to bless God for the broken road that led you straight to Miss Thing. Also never forget to eat good fats and the stronger your legs, the longer you’ll live! BONK!

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Trick or Treat Inertias and welcome to our Halloween Spooktacular! Or as Greg would call it, “Ryan Murphy Pee-sents Gregtesquerie!” This week, we celebrate someone whose impact is so large, she literally invented the found footage genre. Not only is she the most famous project out there, but she’s also the most famous witch (not counting any witch played by our BFF Cynthia Erivo). Yes that’s right, our Miss Thing this week is the queen of guerilla marketing and the girl everyone wants a glimpse of — BLAIR WITCH! In this ep, Tim recalls the bumpy experience he had watching Little Miss Blair which quickly turned into a real life, week-long nightmare for his family while Greg harkens back to a day that he chose chaos by pulling a prank so massive that some of his friends ended up never talking to him again. The boys also talk hippity-hops, Chainfest, the wrestling federation formerly known as WWF, Tom Cruise’s coconut cake, and Tim’s pumpkin-themed outfit. Other highlights include: celebrating Greg’s 11/12ths birthday, Tim’s wonderful experience with the working women of the Getty, cruising around in a Waymo (Waymo sponsor us!), the pronunciation of “Oregon,” and longing for Van Gogh’s extreme overexposure. They also play the new hit game, “Babadook or Babadon’t” and do a Tyra Banks-inspired interview to grill the Blair Witch herself. So Gennifer Zs, stop what you’re doing and get ready to go on a Spoooookiecrisp (TM) trip into the woods where you will never be the same! BOO!! And also BONK!!

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Gennifer Zs, after hearing this episode, you’d be more than just a little Justified if you had Butterflies in your stomach from feeling like you were floating on a Rainbow. Well hold onto your neon cowboy hats and get ready for an experience that’s anything but Too Good To Be True, because our Miss Thing this week is none other than queer icon, incredible lyricist, and quintessential queen of vibes — KACEY MUSGRAVES! In this NOT Slow Burn of an ep, Tim looks back on the time he was staying on an estancia in Uruguay and almost caused a sweet Irish woman to be trampled to death by a horse while Greg opens up about the bowl of Cheerios that started a war between him and his sister. The boys also talk about the magical qualities of a squeegee, do a Capri Sun taste test (sponsor us already!), and question if Trace Adkins is a country star or a diet. They also get into the clownery of Joker: Folie a Deux, react to the pod getting banned in unexpected places for “sexual content,” and Tim may or may not mimic Greg for a biiit too long. Now hurry up, it’s almost Golden Hour, so listen to this ep before you have yourself a Lonely Weekend. And most importantly, no matter what you do Inertias, do NOT fly with a *certain nameless Irish Airline* as they are now our mortal enemies. BONK!

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DISCLAIMER: The global icon in this episode is so monumental, you’d face the Battle of Five Armies, the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and Nightmare Alley just to get a glimpse of her Blue Jasmine. She may be Australia’s answer to Meryl Streep, everyone’s Mistress America, and Lydia F*ckin’ Tár, but this two time Academy Award winner’s most important role to date is as this week’s Miss Thing — CATE BLANCHETT! In this ep, Tim looks back on the bathroom adventure that left his mom waving down every car on the highway to check if he was in their trunk while Greg harkens back to a night he was being an irresistible Carol at a party and unknowingly seduced someone out of the closet. NOTE (on this Scandal): Greg doesn’t remember the plot of Carol at all… Tim also talks about the Ubatuba tour he wants the pod to go on, Greg demands a Pink eye and Pink tongue check, and they both divulge more than a few divine secrets of the Ya-Ya sisterhood. They also taste test a taffy so tart it causes an eye twitch, ask the important Q: “Can straight men work at an Acai restaurant,” and scream/cry over the tour de force feat of cinema that is “The Substance.” They also pay tribute to the original sequel queen Maggie Smith and play two very important new games: “Sister, Mother, Daughter: K/Cate Edition” and “Elizabeth The First or Elizabeth The Second”. So Inertias, break out your roomtempanadas and chow down as you listen to an episode so good it’ll go down as a defining artifact of our new Golden Age. Oh and don’t forget it’s EGTFIT+W awareness month so wave those flags high and proud!! BONK!

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Stand Back, Gennifer Zs, ‘cause we’re about to set your Rooms On Fire! Our Bella Donna of a Miss Thing this week is the definition of autumn in a person, the blueprint for witchy style, hypnotic twirls, raspy vocals, and the queen of her reflection in the snow covered hills literally causing a landslide — STEVIE NICKS! In this episode, Tim remembers a time he cast a "Like Spell" to get a girlfriend that quickly backfired into a hex and caused him to be the gossip of his middle school computer class while Greg sifts through the emotional (and physical) wreckage of the day he almost burnt his kitchen down doing the most basic task a person can do. The boys also chat about the motherly urge to constantly be returning something, Greg’s clover tongue trick, Tim’s bird whistle, and who of them is a Dave and who is a Buster. Other major moments include: Tim learning about Mavis Beacon, Greg remembering the time he forced his grandmother to take him to see psychosexual thriller “What Lies Beneath” in theaters, and both of them rehashing this past weekend where they went to a shoes-off party that Greg was not dressed appropriately for from the ankle down. They also introduce the world to the legendary new games “Stevie Nicks or Jolly Old St. Nick” and “Which Pop Star Would Survive in Oregon Trail.” So Inertias, we’ll Stop Draggin’ Your Hearts Around only if you go strap on your Leather and Lace right this instant and listen to an ep that’ll make all your Dreams come true and also make you get right with God and the nuns. BONK!

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Inertias, we can’t keep our Poker Faces any longer! We won’t be Monsters and leave you Dancing In The Dark because our Miss Thing this week is actress, activist, pop star, fashion icon, music video queen, and most importantly Greg’s former classmate — L. GAGA aka LADY GAGA! In this ep, Tim recounts the time he had a Million Reasons to fear for his life while dangling on the side of a mountain and Greg looks back to a moment when he stunned an audience Speechless during his senior recital singing a note that no one will ever forget. The boys also discuss their number one fan Cynthia Erivo, soda swishing, and hunky bruises, all while enduring the monster truck rally happening outside (and a little bit inside) of Tim’s apartment. Other highs include: logic policing Camila Cabello’s doozy of a ditty “Dade County Dreaming,” Tim almost yelling at a sweet older man while helping a friend move, and Greg bravely admitting he is an Ally (the character from A Star is Born). Now pour yourself a glass of Grigio Girls and let’s have some Fun Tonight because this episode is sure to Cure you. Not to mention, we’ll fix you with your favorite new catchphrase, “Googoo, Gaga, GriGri." BONK!

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What’s wrong, Gennifer Zs? You look like you’ve seen a Ghost! But don’t worry, you are NOT in danger girls, because Now and Then a superstar comes along that’s so full of Substance you may find yourself making an Indecent Proposal to sacrifice A Few Good Men just to get a little bit Moore. That’s right, our Miss Thing this week is original Brat Pack member, sensational memoirist, future 2025 Oscar nominee for Best Actress (if we have anything to say about it), and the first woman to ever shave her head — DEMI MOORE! In this ep, Greg looks back on an influential G.I. Jane-esque haircut that had long lasting effects at his job while Tim recounts the time he tried to get tan and ended up with a burn so bad he was in bed for a week. The boys also discuss their recent trips to Fire Island and Palm Springs, the airport novelization of Nicole Kidman’s career, the devil being in the left hand, Florence Pugh’s upcoming movie where she maybe dies, Tim’s teeth falling out, and Queen Elizabeth’s unforgettable nude pregnancy shot. Other highlights include: Tim getting stuck in magical summer rain in the sunken forest, Greg obsessing over the latest drama with the girlies at the Oppenheim Group, and the boys debate one of the hardest hitting subjects of our time — which ear is the gay one? They also talk about the devastating news that Capri Sun is changing their packaging and pitch on spinoff ideas — Capri Moon and Capri Rising, anyone? Now, we’ll stop Stripteasing you. Go slap some sopping wet clay on the pottery wheel with your imaginary lover and sensually dive Full Throttle into this iconic ep! Oh, and Capri, call us! BONK!

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Your afternoon is about to be DELIGHTED Gennifer Zs because this week’s Miss Thing is the effortlessly funny, absolute queen of all things streaming, Miss Marvel herself — KATHRYN HAHN! In this episode, Tim remembers the time he thought he was gonna get an overall deal at CBS and ended up getting relegated into pressing play on a DVD player inside a room one could only describe as a coffin with a porthole while Greg “yes chefs” all the way back to a day he took control of the kitchen at a pancake breakfast for his home town’s recreational sports league. The boys also talk about the time Tim watched a hero in cargo shorts save the fedora of Greg’s doppelgänger, an 80 year old man, and the time Greg found himself at the height of his sexual power while wearing healthcare provided eye wear. Other highs include: using a dumpster for shade, not knowing Hilary Duff’s classic “Wake Up”, imagining life as a bird, high hopes for a Reputation TV announcement, and the scientifically unsound act of “Elevening.” The boys also do pitch perfect renditions of Josh Groban’s “You Raise Me Up” and play the most important game they’ve ever played: “Pro or Hahn.” Just relax as you listen to this easy breezy ep that is sure to leave you clapping three times. But before you do that, please call up Shen Yun’s publicist and insist that she redeems herself by doing the right thing… coming to work for the pod! BONK!

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Gennifer Zs, get ready for a Bombshell of an episode because our Miss Thing this week is so To Die For, so Bewitched, she’s Practically Magic! She’s the world’s most famous clapper, a work horse, a preeminent Academy Award winning actress, and the most iconic AMC spokesgirlie to ever live — NICOLE KIDMAN! This week, Greg revisits a paranormal London encounter when he was thrown down a flight of stairs by an unknown entity while Tim talks about the time he almost filled his pocket with stones and walked into the ocean after getting forced to come up on stage at an improv show. Other highlights include: the birth of Greg’s new obsession with a beguiling doll named Jafarina, Tim’s fork falling onto his goddamn plate after a moving speech by his WGA mentor Kriss, Greg becoming a mega millions winner, and Tim courageously coming out as being a part of a “scratchers family.” The boys also discuss the kind of sex Nicole and Keith Urban might have if and when they ever see each other, Keith’s museum-worthy hair, people who just hop out of bed in the morning, BBLs, and play the new most famous game on earth: “Nicole Kidman movies as a Taylor Swift song.” Now what are you doing? Quit counting down The Hours, go pick up a bottle of Prosecco, put a donut in your mouth, and listen to an episode that is better than The Others. BONK!

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