Intoxibellas, break out your Koosh balls because we’re celebrating the Queen of Nice on the pod this week! Our Miss Thing is the original lesbian talk show host, Tom Cruise’s biggest admirer, Barbra Streisand’s biggest fan, America’s Aunts’ “very good” friend, and the star of ‘Sleepless in Seattle’, ‘A League of Their Own’, and ‘Harriet the Spy’ — ROSIE O’DONNELL! In this ep, Greg looks back on the moment he made his family’s life rosier by renaming the family dog, while Tim remembers the time he introduced champagne to his ragtag kickball team and it caused them to win the championship. The boys also talk Julie Depardieu’s fabulous family, Tyra Bank’s resurgent book and accompanying song for ‘Modelland’, Tim’s fluorescent personality, and Madonna’s greatest PR asset, Martin Diaz. Plus, they dive into ‘Stop That Train’, the cat that interrupted the performance of ‘Romeo & Juliet’ in Turkey, how ‘Now and Then’ is the ‘Avengers’ of the ‘90s, and they ask the most important question of the summer, “What are your feelings on overhead lighting as a gay man?” So, Gennifertias and Rosie O’Trimmers, raise your Supergirl foreskin cup and get ready to be transported back to a time, many gay Ian’s ago, that was filled with joy and breezy Christmas albums. Oh, and remember, “Our Grindr, our choice!” Bye Diva!! BONK!!!

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Inertias, Honk for Jesus (and by that we mean, our Miss Thing this week)! This “kaleidoscopic” icon is the reason for any season, the backbone of the entertainment industry, a hilarious comedic genius, and the scene-stealer in ‘Black Monday’, ‘One Battle After Another’, ‘Girls Trip’ and the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise — REGINA HALL! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was so Brenda and caused such a scene in the movie theater that a man grabbed him, while Tim remembers the time a group of Nine (plus) Perfect Strangers gave him a Christmas miracle while sick in Uganda. The boys also talk ‘Masters of the Universe’, the feud between Lisa Kudrow and Christopher Nolan, re-mystifying male influencers’ hair transplant journeys, and the empathy of Dr. Orna Guralnik and the addictiveness of ‘Couples Therapy’. Plus, they ask life’s big questions like, “What is the comedic performance that should have won Best Actress at the Oscars?” and “Did Daniel Day-Lewis win an Oscar for ‘Gangs of New York?’”. So Gennifertias, get ready to listen to an ep that will make you feel as hydrated as Jennifer Aniston in one of her Smartwater ads that you see as you’re sailing through TSA PreCheck. Oh and most importantly, remember that if you’re good to spiders, mama’s good to YoOoOoOouuuuu. BONK!!!

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Gay Matts and Inertias, don’t Drop Dead because a brand new episode is here to give you The Cure! Our Miss Thing this week is already a three-time Grammy winner, a three-time Billboard number one hit maker, and the future winner of at least three more awards for her amazing third album “You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love” — OLIVIA RODRIGO! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he split his head open and then urgent care turned him away while Greg remembers the moment a random man “hit on him” by telling him he looked like Chuck Norris. Also, the boys talk ‘Backrooms’, the genesis of Jesy Nelson’s famous word “balegdeh”, getting humbled by Holly Humberstone, Dua Lipa’s wedding dress, and Susan Boyle’s edgy new look. Plus, they ask shiver-inducing questions like, “What is gay pride like on Fire Island?”, “What pop star would you actually want to be friends with?” and “Who is Sabrina Carpenter’s pop mother? So Gennifer Zs, whip out your Drivers License and get prepared to become Happier! Oh, and can you please record our new vocal warm up: “Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve”? We have a Kalshi bet about it that we need to check on the entire time we’re in the movie theater. BONK!!!

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Gennifer Zs ditch that prior hideous skirt convention you’re going to because this week we’re celebrating America’s very own premier British actress. Our Miss Thing is an onomatopoeia for joy, a woman of taste, and the star of seminal films like ‘Looper’, ‘Edge of Tomorrow’, ‘Devil Wears Prada’, ‘Mary Poppins Returns’, ‘A Quiet Place’, ‘Oppenheimer’ and the upcoming ‘Disclosure Day’ — EMILY BLUNT! In this ep, Greg looks back on the moment his mother in-law officially welcomed him into the family with an unexpected comment about his figure while Tim remembers the time a Russian couple on a sunset cruise scared the sh*t out of him but also called him skinny. The boys also discuss Australians on Grindr, the axe-ification of the male body on the east coast, Greg’s Runyon run-in with Naomi Watts, and the end of “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.” Plus, they announce their official SEO tour and ask bombshell questions like, “Can you tell the difference between Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney?”, “Should we be on peptides? And what is it?” and “Remember those ‘A Quiet Place Part II’ billboards in March of 2020?” So Emilys, rip into those carbs from your hospital bed and listen to an episode that a million girls would kill to listen to. Oh, and to the hot gays in Yakutsk, keep the bed warm for us! BONK!!

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Cindys, the TV’s leaking! And by leaking we mean we’re shedding literal tears of laughter, because our Miss Thing of the week just happens to be the comedic genius of our times. This Hot Chick is the funniest unsung actress out there, the most fearless ditz in the game, and the timeless star of the ‘The House Bunny’, ‘Mom’, ‘Lost In Translation’ and the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise — ANNA FARIS!! In this ep, Greg takes everyone back to when the alarm went off in his New York hotel and they made it seem like a killer was on the loose, while Tim remembers the moment he perfectly communicated with his eyes at a gay bar and got saved by a very good friend. The boys also talk the killer acts at Weho Pride’s OUTLOUD Music Festival, John Travolta’s beret at Cannes, the guy from ‘Stranger Things’ with the hair, ‘Mortal Kombat 2’, and Tim’s ongoing fruit fly infestation. Plus, they do a deep dive on Lena Dunham’s ‘Famesick’, announce their new children’s book ‘The F*ggot and The Fly’, and ask hair-raising questions like, “What is the straightest content that you watch?”, “What would be your “cool’ Letterbox’d pick?” and “What is an MRE?” So Gennifertias, whip out your padded bras, clip in your bleach-blonde hair extensions, and get ready for an episode that is gonna make you laugh your ass off. Oh, and of course, congrats to Absolutely! We’re so glad your soon to be husband, Noah Noah, is coming. BONK!!

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Sorry to this man, but this episode’s got a little sweetness to it! Our Miss Thing of the week is the holy trinity of the internet, a ten-quadrant star, the busiest woman in showbiz, fellow podcaster, and future Oscar winner for “I Love Boosters” and an upcoming family film starring her and Whoopi Goldberg that we made up — KEKE PALMER! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he tried to impress the cool gays in college and ended up in the E.R., while Tim remembers the time he got a little too cocky post Covid booster and ended up bedridden for the weekend. The boys also talk performatively reading Famesick at the STD clinic, ‘The Comeback’ finale, Muna’s new album ‘Dancing On The Wall’, Tim’s face for phlebotomy, and Greg’s Olive Oyl arm. They also ask important patriotic questions like “Who or What is an Ella Langley?”, “What does she sound like?”, “Should we be ‘Choosing’ Texas’? and “Should we be scared?” So Akeelah and the Bees, get into the top seat of your grocery cart ‘cause this episode is about to make you feel safer than you’ve ever felt. Oh, and can someone please send us some Sheep Detectives? We need to know at what point movies go from a G to a PG. KthanksBONK!!!

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Gennifertias, get ready for an episode so you good you’re gonna feel Happier Than Ever because our Miss Thing the week is the literal voice of Generation Z, knows how to create a true sonic landscape, is the youngest two time Oscar winner, is the singer/songwriter of such smash hits as “Birds of a Feather”, “Ocean Eyes”, “Bad Guy” and so much more, and is the star of James Cameron’s Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour (Live in 3D) — BILLIE EILISH! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he got into a prestigious fellowship program and ended up mentoring his mentor, while Greg remembers the time he went to a fancy private weed dinner and got dangerously overheated. The boys also talk Heidi Klum’s Met Ball outfit, the end of Spirit Airlines, Sabrina Carpenter’s duets with legends, the straight culture king Anthony Bourdain, and how people born in LA are normal and the transplants are the weirdos. Plus, they play another round of their iconic series “Gay Name or Straight Name” and ask mind-boggling questions like, “What does Stanley Tucci have to do with food?”, “Is it reprīsing or reprēsing?”, “Is it wonder kid or wunderkind?” and “Have you ever seen Dominic Sessa and Sombr in the same place?” So LGBTQIA+ Sams, Joes, Zacks, and Jeremys, whip out your bug swatters, ‘cause this is our “The Fly” bottle episode and it’s gonna win an Emmy (probably for Billie)! Oh, and remember, “Cut the attitude sweetie, you work in a shop.” BONK!!!

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Hey Julie and Julias, slick back your hair and loosen up those fingers because we’re venerating the greatest hand actor of all time this week. Our Miss Thing is a mother to all of us, has given the most fearless performances committed to film, is a three-time Academy Award winner, and is the ultimate shining star of classics (in our opinion) like ‘She-Devil’, ‘The River Wild’, ‘Ricki and The Flash’, ‘The Prom’, ‘Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again!’ and ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ — MERYL STREEP!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he saw Meryl in the wild on the wintery streets of New York while Tim remembers the moment he saved an under the sea marriage proposal. The boys also talk HBO’s incredible spring schedule, how Africa is a cakewalk in comparison to Universal City Walk, Helena Bonham Carter’s dismissal from the fourth season of The White Lotus, the most common middle name for a millennial woman, and kooky lady fatigue. Plus, they dive into sheep shearing TikTok videos, and ask life-changing questions like, “What is the best Meryl Streep line delivery?”, “Who do you think will win the Emmy: Jean Smart or Lisa Kudrow?”, and “Do you think Meryl is more scared of being mugged or of being spotted by a gay guy?” So HBCs and Roarke, go grab a rack of baby back ribs and listen to an episode that will make you feel like you’re spending a whimsical afternoon with your fabulous gay grandfather. Oh and of course, remember to swallow cause “you’re a guay.” BONK!!!

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It came true, Gennifertias, ‘cause we’re finally bowing down to the one and only Princess of Genovia this week. Our Miss Thing is an Oscar winner, an actress who is the definition of aging gracefully, the delightful star of generational movies like ‘The Princess Diaries’, ‘Rachel Getting Married’, ‘Interstellar’, ‘Les Misérables’ and ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’, and is MOST famously known for her role as Greg’s neighbor from several towns over — ANNE HATHAWAY! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was visited by a spirit that quite literally took his voice away and turning his eyes Mother Mary red, while Tim remembers the moment his birthday ended in him attending LA’s hottest gay bar — a tow yard. The boys also talk Anne’s award-worthy singular breath in ‘Brokeback Mountain’, the supernova performance of Sabrina Carpenter and Madonna at Coachella, the overbreeding of Dalmatians, the weird social pressure of karaoke, and they boldly stick up for ‘Euphoria’ season three. Plus, they praise Rosalia’s life affirming latest single ‘Focu Ranni’, Olivia Rodrigo’s catchy new bop ‘Drop Dead’, and Lady Gaga and Doechii’s foot-stomper ‘Runway’. So Gay Matts, get ready to listen to an episode that’ll make you dislocate your hips with joy and scream “gorgeous!” at the top of your lungs Petra Collins style. Oh, and please for the love of all that’s holy get Dr. Jill Biden to the cottage or we’re gonna maim ourselves until we turn into Mamie Gummer. BONK!!!

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Claws out Gennifertias ‘cause we’re coughing up furballs to celebrate the fiercest actress of all time. Our Miss Thing this week has the most singular facial structure out there, is the epitome of “Blockbuster for Adults”, is THE most iconic Catwoman to ever do it, and the scene-stealer of ‘White Oleander’, ‘Mother!’, ‘What Lies Beneath’, ‘Scarface, ‘Grease 2’, and ‘Margo’s Got Money Troubles’ — Michelle PERIOD Pfeiffer PERIOD! In this ep, Tim remembers the time his loved ones started social distancing from him because he stunk like cat, while Greg looks back on the moment he went to pick up Shake Shack and ended up in a throuple with two hotties in their golden years. The boys also talk “Couchella”, Jacob Lusk, ‘Sirāt’, ‘Taylor Swift: The End of an Era’ docuseries, and an immediate panty-dropper of a date. Plus, they ask hair-raising questions like, “What do you think ‘The Madison’ is about?”, “Which pop song is better as the Glee version?”, “What is the difference between a phenomena and phenomenon?” and ultimately ‘What is a Joe Alwyn?” So Gleeks, sharpen those nails and get ready to listen to an ep that will make you MEOW at the top of your lungs. Oh, and rent ‘One Fine Day’ at your nearest Blockbuster if you want to see our origin story. BONK!!!

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