Party Girls, hop on the A, C, or E and follow us to the West Village, because this week we’re geeking out over an absolute legend. Our Miss Thing this week is the queen of Downtown New York, the only person you want to sit next to at a dinner party, everyone’s favorite party guests’ favorite party guest, and star of the new season of The White Lotus, PARKER POSEY! In this ep, Greg recalls an overly comfortable email exchange with his favorite establishment (besides Costco) over a typo on their packaging while Tim looks back on the time he descended into utter madness on a sleeper train in Southeast Asia. Other highlights include: the American woman in Pakistan, losing friends over Beyoncé tickets, Greg never leaving the house without a bottle of Raid, Tim singing for the first time, and the boys make their biggest announcement yet — they’re going on tour in the Middle East! They also talk honey busy banana nut tea (sponsor us!), Pepsi Zero Wild Cherry (okay but actually sponsor us!), Kjersti Flaa, Sean Paul leaving the music industry, and Christy Carlson Romano getting shot in the face (she’s fine). They also ask the life changing questions: “Does Pepsi makes you burp more than Coke?” and “What would you do if you woke up and there were two cockroaches on your eyelids?” So Gennifertias, get ready for The Sweetest Thing to hit your ears this week that will totally make you Scream (3) with delight! Oh and Lionsgate, for the love of G*d, go and digitally impose Parker over Elizabeth Banks’ face in the Hunger Games already. Stop f**king around! BONK!!!

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Baby Mamas, Sisters, and Inertias, get ready to have a little more joy enter your life ‘cause today we’re giving it up for one of the all time great comedians. This week’s Miss Thing is sunshine personified, the woman with the most infectious laugh, one of the funniest to ever do it, the global face of Parks and Recreation departments, and the original “cool mom” — AMY POEHLER. In this ep, Greg recalls the time Montezuma exacted her revenge on him during his wedding weekend after he lived life a little too unfiltered while Tim looks back on the time a real life romcom moment turned into a Hilarity for Charity networking event. Other highlights include: Greg downplaying his stigmata, T!m adm!tt!ing he’s a full P!nk !n h!s ema!ls, Greg getting “Taken” in Pujol (AKA Poo-hole), Tim rooting through Greg’s bag, and Greg coming for Tim’s turkey wraps. They also gab about the city of Mexico City, Abracadabra (or gender nonconforming Xbrxcxdxbrx), thumbs up tapbacks, 3000 year old mole, Karla Sofía Gascón (or is it Gaston?), and Casa Peggy. They also ask the big Qs like, “What did you do with the money?”, “Whats the safest city that’s protected from climate change?” and “Should we move to Montana?” So Gennifer Zs, this is Hey One of the good ones, so go get your Nurtec pills (Nurtec sponsor us!), and put on your finest sports jacket as you listen to an ep that’ll leave you laughing Inside Out. Oh and the longer you wait, is the longer you wait to listen to Miss Thing the pod. BONK!!!

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Gennifertias, get ready to see double ‘cause this week we’re finally celebrating the most famous twins to ever do it. Our Miss Thing(s) are media moguls, scene stealers, globe trotters, the inventors of being young in Hollywood, AND Greg’s college classmates — Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he learned that red isn’t his color and developed a life long aversion to ketchup while Tim remembers the time he had an IRL sitcom moment and tried to be in two places at once on the set of Fuller House so that he could go to a job interview. Other highlights include: Greg running into his childhood bully at the gym, Tim working the word “mere” into every sentence, Greg tweaking his neck, and both of them bravely coming out as almost-billionaires. They also talk Hailee Steinfeld’s lesbian fan base, absolutely roast Elon Musk and his N*z* Salute, sing the dance hall classic Mr. Saxobeat, reminisce on Adam Lambert’s controversial 2009 American Idol kiss, and praise FKA Twigs’ latest album Eusexia (or as Tim calls it, “Yousexia”). The boys also ask the most pressing questions of the day like “How much is a forever stamp?”, “Can you workout nice?” and “Is coupon pronounced koo-pon or cue-pon?” So Inertias, grab your Passport (to Paris) and get ready to win at life (and in London) as you listen to an episode so good you’ll have to listen to it twice cause you all know It Takes Two (times to fully appreciate our talent as artists on the verge). Now come on! Go take this Holiday In The Sun! Oh and hi Cynthia! Congrats on that Oscar nom! BONK! 

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SOS Inertias!! Emergency: this episode is so major that you might k*ll your ex! Our Miss Thing this week is your favorite girls’ girl, a mumble queen who makes you lean in, a Supermodel, and a Jersey girl who we all know is a good time. That’s right, we’re talking about the astute modern poet that is SZA! In this ep, Tim recalls the time he caused such a commotion during the SATs that they had to call “National” while Greg looks back on the fateful day he literally found himself on a sinking ship and had to do the famous “bucket scoop” to survive. Other highlights include: Tim proclaiming he was put on this earth to be last, Greg slurring his words Meredith Marks-style, Tim traveling with and for his fans, Greg coming out as “land bound,” and Tim giving advice on if you’re ever in the premise of the film “Open Water.” The boys also talk vajazzle for the face, the TikTok ban that almost was, Beauty in Black, Double Double Toil and Trouble, and air purifiers (Levoit, sponsor us!). They also spit important facts like: “You don’t have to go to Hollywood to get a Hollywood tan,” “Everything hefty is usually worth it,” and “Pee out, Louise!” So Mallory Ballories, it's One of Them Days to put on your good Shirts and get ready for an ep that will leave you thinking of the other Good Days. We bow to and honor you, just like we bow to and honor each other. Oh, and we’re actually gonna be fine cuz you know we’re fighters. BONK!!

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Gennifer Zs, we are still reeling from the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad fires that devastated so many in our hometown. We hope this episode provides a little bit of distraction and joy amidst the chaos and our hearts go out to everyone affected by this disaster. In light of this, our episode this week is a celebration of a truly incredible Miss Thing — the city of angels, dreamers, hustlers, and the best food city on the planet (fight us) — LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he almost called the FBI after an intruder broke into his apartment to leave a box of chocolates while Greg recalls the time he went so balls to the wall at a gym that he could never show his face there again. They also discuss the demise of TikTok, diagnose the rare gym disease afflicting Greg, implore Carrie Underwood to raise her ya ya ya, and, as always, give it up for all the likeminded delulus out there. Other moments include: discussing both of their recent trips to urgent care (Tim for his hot tub time machine armpit rash, Greg for falling down a flight of stairs again), wondering how quickly they’d scare away their stalkers, Greg recounting a 30 minute phone call with a confused Six Flags employee for a shockingly bad discount deal, and Tim spending half the episode trying to find out what a vibrato is. They also ask important Qs like, “Doesn’t every dad love a hot tub?” and “What is a Funicular?” Listen Gennifertias, we hope you’re safe and okay during this god awful time. And if you’re interested in donating to some wonderful organizations helping to build back our city, we’ve put up some links in our Linktree. We love you. BONK!

LINKS TO HELP:

- Help with the LA Fires | IN PERSON Volunteer Opps

- Donate to Victims of the LA Fires

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Gennifer Zs, it’s the end of an era because a TV institution is leaving our screens. This week, we celebrate an American icon who gets us up every morning, always puts a smile on our face, and makes us laugh-cry so hard we pee ourselves just a little bit. So Inertias, wipe away those tears and reach for a bottle of rosé cause our Miss Thing this week is America’s kooky aunt and day time megastar HODA KOTB! In this ep, Tim remembers the time sister-of-the-pod Claude shelled out the big bucks to upgrade their hotel room in Rio only for them to be shellshocked by the results while Greg recalls the time he and husband-of-the-pod Vat sped-ate a lobster so fast that they were 365 burpin’ that all over the crowd at a Charli XCX concert. The boys also discuss Demi Moore’s win at the Golden Globes, praise the best gift on earth (socks), send condolences to Kylie Jenner, guess what Hoda’s new show “Corn on the Kotb” should be about, and wish upon a star that Fefe Dobson would join the cast of the Death Becomes Her musical. Other topics include: gold digger clauses, how hotels should be free and/or illegal, hot tub armpit rashes, kinky aliens, and how everyone should have an Aunt Terry in their life. They also ask many important Qs like “Galinda Whomst?”, “Will my butt be as high as my hopes?”, ”Would you ever adapt to Hoda’s sleep schedule?”, and “At what price does wine get good?” So Gennifertias, break out your Today Show posters and hold them up high outside Rockefeller Center as we HODABRATE one of the greats leaving our airways. Oh and don’t come looking for us, we are busy… how do you say… writing our fifth murder mystery novel about famous Spanish chef Hillary from Boston. BONK!!!

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To, to, to the moon! Gennifer Zs, are you ready to sissy that walk and channel your inner woman? Oh no, you betta’ do, because this week we’re giving it up for an absolute juggernaut and our very first (GULP) male Miss Thing! This icon is a glamazon who wears it well, supermodel of the world, inventor of gay sports, and ultimate drag queen of all drag queens — RUPAUL! In this ep, Tim remembers the time he made his cover girl debut in the Boston Globe and inadvertently became a hand model while Greg looks back on the fateful moment he tap danced into RuPaul’s life, got complimented twice, and then hit a wall (well, a pole). Other highlights include: Greg coming out as not a compass, Tim announcing his new job as a windshield wiper fluid replacer, new haircuts, and new frenemies at Smog certified star locations. The boys also talk raging hemorrhoids, swollen fingers, how everyone’s mom has Amazon music, and Greg does a Betty Boop/Sydney Sweeney impression for the ages. They then ask the toughest questions they’ve posed yet, “Would you rather be Siri or Alexa?”, “Why is there so much caressing in It Ends Us?”, and “Do you hear that ice cream truck or is that just us?” The library is open, Inertias, so put your reading glasses on and get ready to absolutely lose it over this ep… because if you can’t love our pod, how in the hell can you love somebody else? Oh and Gennifertias, try not to sit on the pentagon or you might accidentally sign your hole away. BONK!!

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Gennifer Zs, pucker up those lips because it’s our New Year’s Eve special celebrating not just any other Miss Thing but THE Miss Thing of the Year (2024 edition). So get to listening cause we’d rather be locked away in the Khia Asylum than spoil who she is! In this last episode of the year, Tim recalls the time he lost ctrl (also Greg’s husband) and ended up sitting alone at a SZA concert while Greg remembers the moment Tim swished his way into his life and answered a question so shamelessly that it left him speechless. Other highs include: Greg gracing us with a new and improved version of “Auld Lang Syne,” Tim announcing he’s moving to Canada (or London) to film his new show about Portofino, Greg recovering from the elderly woman who elbowed him at a sandwich shop, Tim coming out as an art deco showgirl from the 1920s, Greg calling Tim out for always writing compliments to him on his hand, and Tim remembering the time he almost broke both his legs and arms after taking melatonin. The boys also get into Lily Rose Depp’s face acting, their debut album, “Delulu Personified,” Sleepy Girl mocktails, and style icon James Patterson. They even ask hard-hitting Qs like, “Has anyone ever heard ‘A Bar Song Tipsy’ by Shaboozey?”, “Is it ‘in line’ or ‘on line’?”, and “What are the three kinds of waiters in this thing we call life?” And what better way to close out the year than with the breathtaking new game, “Miss Thing or Oh, You Sweet Thing?” So Inertias, raise your champagne flutes and press play on this ep before midnight or you’ll turn into a tomato girl! Oh, and pls reach out if you need any medical advice as we’re clinical doctors (But if you’re a two-year-old named Bram, sorry we can’t help you). BONK!  

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We have five words for you… doesn’t it feel like Christmas?! Happy Christmas Gennifertias and welcome to our holiday spooktacular! This week we pay homage to Destiny’s Child’s iconic Christmas song the “8 Days of Christmas” by celebrating our favorite 8 DOD(MOMSOS)s of Christ-Miss Thing! These are the 8 persons, places, or things that we were obsessed with this year that we’re now gifting to you in the form of us talking about them. So put on your pair of Chloe shades and your diamond belly rings to go with Greg and Tim as they go in on everything from holding space to a certain AI generated experience that went all Wonka. In this ep, Tim pitches a motel for a new cheaters tv show, Greg honors his queen Camila with a very cursive rendition of “I’ll Be Home for Quismois”, and they both daydream over the best tattoo you can get — a back tattoo of the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria! They also talk about the French Olympian with the best North Pole, applaud the Miss Thing that impacted the pod the most this year, gag over the most eye catching body of the year, and drool over a conventionally attractive killer. They also discuss the most famous nepo baby in Thailand, fawn over a Norwegian goddess whistleblower, and almost call the cops on a surprise DOD who stole a package at Tim’s apartment (and also stole their hearts). So mothers, daughters, and babies, whip out your nonalcoholic beers and Delola Cocktails and let’s get Lit-Miss (Thing) to our holiday themed ep! Oh and Bouncy Porks, please send us disinfectant, our bellies buttons are now infected :( BONK!

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Gennifer Zs, we don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing we need... that’s YOU. And also the diva that we’re celebrating this week! Our Miss Thing this week is THE songwriter, lyricist, chart topping hitmaker, whistle note expert, the queen of shade, feuds, Christmas, and the elusive chanteuse herself… MARIAH CAREY! In this ep, Tim recalls the time he became a trendsetting diva and inadvertently ended up being the inspiration for Carpool Karaoke while Greg remembers the emotional night he got a hug and kiss goodbye from New York City herself. Other highlights include: Greg and Tim living for the A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E, lamenting the lost art of screening your calls, giving advice to their younger self, wondering where all the hills have gone, and liking “pranks with grace.” They boys also talk happy pills, signing the petition to not allow James Corden in any more movie musicals, Jay Leno’s fall, and they decide which celebrity they’d want to record their voicemails. They also ask the really tough questions like: “Are we mad at Wicked?” “What the f*ck is The Brutalist?” And, “Where do we make an appointment with the scientist who did Lindsay Lohan’s plastic surgery?” They also play the new Christmas classic game, “Holiday Hitmaker.” So Inertias, put on your Glitter-iest jewels, slip into your bathtub, and let us lull you into a Precious (based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire) state. Oh, and get on your feet it’s the holidays! BONK!

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