Get in Gennifertias, we’re going shopping! Our Miss Thing this week is so f*cking fetch that every single one of her line reads are burned into our brains. This literal icon is the defining millennial actress, a capital ‘A’ movie stAr, and the most memorable part of cinematic masterpieces like ‘Mean Girls’, ‘Red Eye’, ‘The Notebook’, ‘Wedding Crashers’, ‘The Family Stone’, and the brand new ‘Send Help’ — RACHEL MCADAMS!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he had a whirlwind night with a new boy that quite literally ended in a missed connection while Greg tells the terrible tale of a time he was held hostage by a psychopath on a plane. They also talk TikTok eye color change videos, the beauty of shredding, the mom drama between Hilary Duff and Ashley Tisdale, Mama Kelce, and the huge feud happening within the British Royal Family: The Beckhams. Plus, they get in a heated debate over the duties of an aisle seat sitter and do a very important ranking of Rachel McAdams’ seminal movie performances. So put on your mini skirts, cut some t*tty holes into your white tanks and take a bite of Kälteen Bar with us as we celebrate our favorite Canadian bike riding queen. Oh, and that reminds us, we need to talk about Kip. But next week… BONK!!!

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We have a little extra pep in our step Gennifertias ‘cause we’re celebrating a true multi-hyphenate on the pod this week. Our Miss Thing is a Golden Globe winning actress, dancer, choreographer, video vixen, owner of the best abs in town and giver of generational performances in ‘One Battle After Another’ and 'All's Fair' — TEYANA TAYLOR!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he found himself naked in a hot tub with his boyfriend’s boss while Greg remembers the day he played pickleball for the first time which ended with him cracking himself up. They also talk the angry uncle at Mamma Mia, underbites, ‘On the Nature of Daylight’ being the ultimate cinematic needle drop, and love letters from Trader Joe’s employees. Plus, they ask seminal questions like, “What two actors would you love to see play closeted hockey players on season two of Heated Rivalry?”, “If you were an actor and you needed to make yourself cry, what song would you pick?” and “Who is Michelle?” So put on your beige thongs and get ready to get so much life from this episode that it’ll make you throw a huge f*cking tire. Oh, and before you Fade away in bed tonight, make sure to rate, review, and comment “Introducing Jacobi Jupe as Hamnet and featuring Noah Jupe as Hamlet.” But first… tea. BONK!!!!

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Gennifertias, we just got back from The Cottage… what did we miss?! We know exactly what you CRAVE (formerly Crave TV), and we’re gonna give it to you! Fresh from equally exotic trips to Africa and New Jersey, our first Miss Thing of 2026 is a Game Changer and global phenomenon, a touching story about love and male vulnerability, and the proudly smutty TV series that’s changing the culture as we know it — HEATED RIVALRY!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he and a college “friend” found themselves locked in a Shane & Ilya style lukewarm rivalry which accidentally led one of them to getting caught ‘High Sticking’ while Tim recalls the time he perved out in a Ugandan bar in order to watch the Heated Rivalry finale and ended up bonding with the line cook. They also talk Gen Alpha phrases, Rose Landry, Scott Hunter’s running, the golden age of Nickelodeon, the brand new thing Dubai chocolate, and the disappointing and heartbreaking actions of Nicki Minaj. Plus, they get into Robyn’s new album ‘(S)existential’, Ice Spice’s ‘Big Guy’, and they play the hardest game they’ve ever played — F*ck, Marry, Kill with the butts of Heated Rivalry. So grab your tuna melts and charge up your phones ‘cause we’re about to leave you salivating at The Cabbage (which is the official name of The Cottage). Oh, and remember, this year is giving “H*le out, d*ck flapping.” BONK!!!

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BONK!!! Please enjoy this re-release of the iconic fan favorite Charli XCX episode, a full 53 minutes of pure uncontrolled chaos!! We'll be back with all new episodes on January 13, 2026!

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Let’s ride, Gennifer Zs. You wanna guess the Miss Thing of the week? Then go ahead and put on your lacy black underwear with the little bows (the ones we got you from Tokyo) and split your apple down symmetrical lines because we’re finally giving it up for THE icon/young girl from Essex, queen of working things out on remixes, 365 party girl herself, and ultimate brat — CHARLI XCX. In this ep, Tim recalls the time when he became so Julia and got hit on while having a literal door strapped to his back while Greg looks back to a time he accidentally secondhand smoked a hard substance from a man in a public restroom. Other highlights include: The moment a new friend turned a simple compliment into an impossible quiz, a very delayed Love Island USA binge, the fraught discovery of the birth place of Paul F. Tompkins, and Tim bravely admitting to a recent prank he pulled on Greg. The boys also discuss lid lifts, neck lifts, how all Robs are evil, and for the first time ever are literally saved by a 1-800 number. And as if it weren’t already so confusing sometimes to be a podcast girl, Greg and Tim also put up with multiple technical difficulties, a man banging on their door holding a butter knife, and two fire alarms going off that ultimately result in them having to evacuate the building. Now Hodor brothers and sisters, fall in love again and again as you drive all night listening b2b to this truly chaotic episode where everything goes wrong. Never forget: crack is whack. BONK! 

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BONK!!! Please enjoy this re-release of the world famous Miss Thing 50 - Part 1! We'll be back with all new episodes on January 13, 2026!

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Gennifer Zs, Inertias, and Gennifertias, throw on your finest gowns and whip out your best mix and matched champagne flutes ‘cause it’s our 50th ep! Yes, that’s right, the pod has officially had as many episodes as SNL (don’t fact check us)! In this special edition of the pod, the boys discuss some of their favorite stories the other one has told over the past 50 weeks, give it up for a few Diva Risings, give a status update on their butts, and check in with various Miss Things from throughout the year to see where they are now. Other topics of discussion include: Ben Affleck’s hog, Shen Yun’s cult, Selena Gomez’s tub of cheese, the Nomadland x Buffy reboot hybrid, Lisa Kudrow’s restraining order, Stevie Nicks’ “Yes Day”, and Lana Del Rey’s new diuretic album. The guys also play the new game sure to sweep the internet, “Gay Name or Straight Name.” So Trepidatias, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and click on the episode before you miss the fourth wave completely and cause J.Lo to lose her Oscar. Oh, and perverts… just don’t go there. BONK!!

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Hold on to your helmets Gennifer Zs ‘cause it’s the last episode of the year and we’re going out with a bang! Welcome to The Lost Tangents: Threebirth! In this epic final new ep of 2025, the boys talk BoJack Horseman, the power dynamics of 90s movies, potty shame, people fighting in Walmart, and how dogs are conduits for their owner’s emotions (in a funny way of course). They also dive into Ali Larter’s Instagram, wonder why there’s always a random original Sia song at the end of every movie, and give it up for Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande’s ‘Happy Days’ medley in the ‘One Wonderful Night’ special and how it just awakened every little gay boy around the world. Of course, they also play another epic round of “Gay Name or Straight Name” and ask jaw-dropping questions like, “Do you remember the movie ‘Baby Geniuses’?” and “Did you ever do the George/Martha Washington hair as a kid?” So Jena Malone super-fans, sit back, relax, and pop a bottle of bubbly as we close out the year in style! Oh and remember, “In Miss Thing, no one can hear you THREEAM!” BONK!!!

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Gennifer Zs, Inertias, Gennifertias, and Gay Matts, stand the frick up ‘cause it’s our biggest and most special episode yet — MISS THING OF THE CENTURY! Or well, the first 25 years of THIS century, that is. This long-time Miss Thing has captured our hearts and minds since before we were born (don’t question it), she’s the original ride or die, everyone’s reliable and non-jealous bestie, an American monument, the sounding board to the most powerful person in the world, and the most famous astronaut to ever do it — GAYLE (KING)!!! In this ep, Tim talks about his “Gayle” of the podcast, Greg, and all the beautiful times he has been there for him throughout their friendship, while Greg looks back on the time he produced and hosted a perfect season of his high school TV show ‘Kilts’ with his bestie. They also talk velcro sleeping masks, the girl who unwraps her entire face on TikTok, the origins of Rami Malek’s star power, and how Robyn has come to save us all with ‘Dopamine.’ And of course they celebrate the last 25 years by doing another round of the game of the century ‘Gay Name or Straight Name.’ Plus they ask monumental decades-in-the-making questions like, “What’s your favorite movie of the century?”, “What’s your favorite TV show of the century?” and “What’s the most underrated show of the century?” So friends, call your Tom or Jerry and tenderly listen together to a sweet episode that will leave you feeling all tingly inside and might even make you cry. Oh, and save all your pennies! They’ll be worth millions! Or at the very least go petition the government to bring them back immediately embossed with the phrase, “In Gayle we Trust.” BONK!!!

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Oops… we did it again, Gay Matts! That’s right, it’s double the fun because this week we’re going back for round two of Miss Thing: The Lost Tangents! In this jam-packed Tila Tequiquel, the boys cover a wide range of topics, including Terry Gilliam’s ‘The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus’, Tim’s destructive sleep patterns, Greg’s infamous childhood speech pattern, TikTok legend Laurie Cooper, and Meryl Streep’s most iconic film ’The River Wild.’ They also demand justice for Katherine Heigl, wonder if they will have to go to HR over giving each other 1/8th of an orgasm, and pray that Santa Clause will stop edging everyone. Plus, they ask some of the most festive questions they’ve ever asked like, “What is your favorite new holiday song?”, “Who will win Best Actress at the Oscars in the next five years?”, “Have you heard of the term ‘Kelly Clarksoned’?”, “Why is Laufey on all my playlists?” and “Who is a ‘Role Model,’ and what is a ‘Sally’?” So Tila Tequilers and Captchas, don you now your gayest Christmas stockings and your coziest holiday sweater because this ep is sure to make your nipples harder than ice. Oh, and never forget that this is what happens to your brain on Miss Thing! BONK!!!

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We’re on Cloud 10, Gennifertias, ‘cause we’re going to heaven and back over not just our Miss Thing of the week… but our MISS THING OF THE YEAR! In fact, just throw Magnolias over our caskets because this MTOTY is a cut above the rest and we need God Her/Theyself to help us recover. This Spanish superstar and citizen of the world is a fashion icon, a boundary pusher, a tastemaker, a Flamenco raptress, and the certified genius behind ‘El Mal Querer’, ‘Motomami’, and new magnum opus ‘Lux’ — ROSALIA!! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he sold a very valuable seat at the Motomami tour to an unappreciative demon twink while Tim looks back on the time he caught his roommate staring at him while he slept. The boys also take a very essential trip to the Land of OZ cause it’s finally ‘Wicked: For Good’ time! Fresh from seeing the movie, they dissect how beautiful Jonathan Bailey’s voice/collarbone is, how Ariana delivers an Oscar-worthy performance, how Cynthia tore the house down with her rendition of ‘No Good Deed’, how Jeff Goldblum stole the show, and most importantly how Elphaba’s s*xy lingerie and chunky cardigan made everyone hard. Plus, they ask otherworldly questions like, ‘Have you heard of Ozempic P*nis?’, ‘What’s the best concert you’ve ever been to?’ and ‘Is Universal Pictures over?” So Gay Matts, get ready for an episode that will take you to church while simultaneously making you fluent in 13 different languages. Oh, and above all else, never forget this text motto to live by — “😳 LOL sorry, next time food before drinks” BONK!!!

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Chat-herine Catherines, we hope you’re sitting down because we’re giving you a VERY special treat this week — behold Miss Thing: The Lost Tangents! Yes, that’s right! It’s an episode filled with wall-to-wall asides. These golden nuggets didn’t make previous installments but will now finally see the light of day in a fun compilation that’ll leave you scrambling to get your hands on a Tickle Me June Squibb as you make your way to the nearest Fuddruckers. In this ep, the boys talk “Dance Mom” Julianne Nicholson’s hot husband, the new Anna Wintour, how all movies that are named after a real person are bad (minus Erin Brockovich), and they guess what’s happening in December (the month that they are most definitely filming this episode, even though it comes out before then). They also break down every track of Taylor Swift’s ‘Life Of A Showgirl’, unpack Tim’s love affair with Pedro Pascal, and discuss which Hollywood film studio they’d love to be in business with. Plus, they ask incredibly pertinent questions like, “Which celeb has the best book club?”, “Is it Baz or Bahz Luhrmann?”, “What’s your thoughts on X-Men?” and “Have you seen or even heard of ‘Tyrannosaur’ with Olivia Colman?” So Gay Matts, sip on a nice cold peppermint mocha and press play while you slowly make your way to the Limited Three. Oh, and just in case we weren’t clear, it’s absolutely compulsory that you do so. BONK!!!

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