Lucky Chaps, get ready to go on A Big Bold Beautiful Journey to some seriously Wuthering Heights ‘cause we’re doing a bonafide Bombshell this week on the pod. Our Miss Thing is a megawatt star-slash-producer extraordinaire with an international smile, the most popular girl in Hollywood, and the fearless scene stealer of all of your favorite movies like ‘Barbie’, ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’, ‘Suicide Squad’, ‘I, Tonya’ and now the steamy ‘Wuthering Heights’ — MARGOT ROBBIE!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he was a finalist at the Austin Film Festival and fell in love with the world’s most glamorous screenwriter, while Greg remembers the time he accidentally “gooned” in a stranger’s car. The boys also talk the wish fulfillment of ‘Pluribus’ and Carol Sturka, Greg gets emotional talking about men’s Olympic figure skating, and Tim takes a big soothing sip of the cozy tea that is ‘UK Celebrity Traitors.’ Plus, they come up with genius casting ideas for Connor Storrie, give a moment to Bad Bunny’s remarkable Super Bowl performance, and ask monumental questions like, “What does SUV stand for?”. So harlequins, grab your finest baseball bat, whip out your blue and blonde hair dye, and get ready to discover what a Quad God is (it’s definitely not the quad you’re thinking). Oh, and if you see Greg on the road in his luxurious stretch limo, be careful… he suffers from car blindness! BONK!!

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Gennifertias, wake up, wake up, it’s time to Come Clean, ‘cause this ep is about to rain down, wake your dreams, and most certainly wash away your sanity! Our Miss Thing this week is the ultimate Disney starlet next door, a little minx, the most famous person to ever have a cartoon on her shoulder, and the star of cinematic classics like, ‘A Cinderella Story’, ‘Lizzie McGuire’, and ‘Younger’ — HILARY DUFF!!! In this ep, Greg gazes all the way back to this past weekend when his husband discovered the beauty of Hilary’s discography and slowly but surely became a Duff-head while Tim remembers the time he was conned into flying First class and it then ruined all of his future flights. The boys also talk Jade’s Los Angeles concert, “Lara Blah,” Dylan O’Brien’s butt in 3D, Tim single-white-femaling “Vanessa Hudgens”, and they go into detail about attending “Music’s First Most Biggest Night” — the Warner Music Pre-Grammy Party. Plus, they do their first ever DONMOMSOS and continue to ask huge questions like, “Why is Amanda Seyfried singing on every talk show?” and “Did Tim hook up with Benson Boone’s manager?” So Gay Matts, get ready to step into the splash zone because this episode is gonna make you wet and remind you What Dreams Are Made of. Oh and remember, the shorts are longer than they appear. BONK!!!

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Throw on your finest tartan plaid Gennifertias ‘cause we’ve got a murderously special episode for you!! This week, not only are we celebrating the most addictive reality show on TV but we also have pop culture royalty in the studio with us. The legend, the icon, and the President & Founder of the Housewives Institute DAME BRIAN MOYLAN joins us on the couch to go as deep as we possibly can on our Miss Thing this week — THE TRAITORS! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was interviewed to be on a reality show and he ended up disempowering himself from telling his own story, Brian remembers the time he attended Alan Cumming’s distinctive fragrance launch party, and Tim recalls the night he was tricked into going to a bar where everyone surprised him by wearing masks of his face. The boys also talk the secret Hadid sister, Adam Rippon, Johnny Weir’s old reality show, Rob’s overalls, Colton’s “baby gay” antics, and the way Maura Higgins “tinks.” Plus, they ask the questions on everyone’s lips like, “Who do you think is going to win The Traitors?”, “Who will be the final Faithfuls?”, and “Who would be the best Faithful to recruit?” Of course before the ep is over Brian graces us with his Housewives hot takes and answers even more essential questions like, “Which housewife do you want to come back the most?” So Inertias, dust off your favorite broach, and come with us on a journey of total gay nonsense that’ll leave you feeling quiet, smart, and hot. Oh, and always remember, “The wig is heavier than the weights.” BONK!!!

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Get in Gennifertias, we’re going shopping! Our Miss Thing this week is so f*cking fetch that every single one of her line reads are burned into our brains. This literal icon is the defining millennial actress, a capital ‘A’ movie stAr, and the most memorable part of cinematic masterpieces like ‘Mean Girls’, ‘Red Eye’, ‘The Notebook’, ‘Wedding Crashers’, ‘The Family Stone’, and the brand new ‘Send Help’ — RACHEL MCADAMS!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he had a whirlwind night with a new boy that quite literally ended in a missed connection while Greg tells the terrible tale of a time he was held hostage by a psychopath on a plane. They also talk TikTok eye color change videos, the beauty of shredding, the mom drama between Hilary Duff and Ashley Tisdale, Mama Kelce, and the huge feud happening within the British Royal Family: The Beckhams. Plus, they get in a heated debate over the duties of an aisle seat sitter and do a very important ranking of Rachel McAdams’ seminal movie performances. So put on your mini skirts, cut some t*tty holes into your white tanks and take a bite of Kälteen Bar with us as we celebrate our favorite Canadian bike riding queen. Oh, and that reminds us, we need to talk about Kip. But next week… BONK!!!

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We have a little extra pep in our step Gennifertias ‘cause we’re celebrating a true multi-hyphenate on the pod this week. Our Miss Thing is a Golden Globe winning actress, dancer, choreographer, video vixen, owner of the best abs in town and giver of generational performances in ‘One Battle After Another’ and 'All's Fair' — TEYANA TAYLOR!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he found himself naked in a hot tub with his boyfriend’s boss while Greg remembers the day he played pickleball for the first time which ended with him cracking himself up. They also talk the angry uncle at Mamma Mia, underbites, ‘On the Nature of Daylight’ being the ultimate cinematic needle drop, and love letters from Trader Joe’s employees. Plus, they ask seminal questions like, “What two actors would you love to see play closeted hockey players on season two of Heated Rivalry?”, “If you were an actor and you needed to make yourself cry, what song would you pick?” and “Who is Michelle?” So put on your beige thongs and get ready to get so much life from this episode that it’ll make you throw a huge f*cking tire. Oh, and before you Fade away in bed tonight, make sure to rate, review, and comment “Introducing Jacobi Jupe as Hamnet and featuring Noah Jupe as Hamlet.” But first… tea. BONK!!!!

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Gennifertias, we just got back from The Cottage… what did we miss?! We know exactly what you CRAVE (formerly Crave TV), and we’re gonna give it to you! Fresh from equally exotic trips to Africa and New Jersey, our first Miss Thing of 2026 is a Game Changer and global phenomenon, a touching story about love and male vulnerability, and the proudly smutty TV series that’s changing the culture as we know it — HEATED RIVALRY!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he and a college “friend” found themselves locked in a Shane & Ilya style lukewarm rivalry which accidentally led one of them to getting caught ‘High Sticking’ while Tim recalls the time he perved out in a Ugandan bar in order to watch the Heated Rivalry finale and ended up bonding with the line cook. They also talk Gen Alpha phrases, Rose Landry, Scott Hunter’s running, the golden age of Nickelodeon, the brand new thing Dubai chocolate, and the disappointing and heartbreaking actions of Nicki Minaj. Plus, they get into Robyn’s new album ‘(S)existential’, Ice Spice’s ‘Big Guy’, and they play the hardest game they’ve ever played — F*ck, Marry, Kill with the butts of Heated Rivalry. So grab your tuna melts and charge up your phones ‘cause we’re about to leave you salivating at The Cabbage (which is the official name of The Cottage). Oh, and remember, this year is giving “H*le out, d*ck flapping.” BONK!!!

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BONK!!! Please enjoy this re-release of the iconic fan favorite Charli XCX episode, a full 53 minutes of pure uncontrolled chaos!! We'll be back with all new episodes on January 13, 2026!

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Let’s ride, Gennifer Zs. You wanna guess the Miss Thing of the week? Then go ahead and put on your lacy black underwear with the little bows (the ones we got you from Tokyo) and split your apple down symmetrical lines because we’re finally giving it up for THE icon/young girl from Essex, queen of working things out on remixes, 365 party girl herself, and ultimate brat — CHARLI XCX. In this ep, Tim recalls the time when he became so Julia and got hit on while having a literal door strapped to his back while Greg looks back to a time he accidentally secondhand smoked a hard substance from a man in a public restroom. Other highlights include: The moment a new friend turned a simple compliment into an impossible quiz, a very delayed Love Island USA binge, the fraught discovery of the birth place of Paul F. Tompkins, and Tim bravely admitting to a recent prank he pulled on Greg. The boys also discuss lid lifts, neck lifts, how all Robs are evil, and for the first time ever are literally saved by a 1-800 number. And as if it weren’t already so confusing sometimes to be a podcast girl, Greg and Tim also put up with multiple technical difficulties, a man banging on their door holding a butter knife, and two fire alarms going off that ultimately result in them having to evacuate the building. Now Hodor brothers and sisters, fall in love again and again as you drive all night listening b2b to this truly chaotic episode where everything goes wrong. Never forget: crack is whack. BONK! 

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BONK!!! Please enjoy this re-release of the world famous Miss Thing 50 - Part 1! We'll be back with all new episodes on January 13, 2026!

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Gennifer Zs, Inertias, and Gennifertias, throw on your finest gowns and whip out your best mix and matched champagne flutes ‘cause it’s our 50th ep! Yes, that’s right, the pod has officially had as many episodes as SNL (don’t fact check us)! In this special edition of the pod, the boys discuss some of their favorite stories the other one has told over the past 50 weeks, give it up for a few Diva Risings, give a status update on their butts, and check in with various Miss Things from throughout the year to see where they are now. Other topics of discussion include: Ben Affleck’s hog, Shen Yun’s cult, Selena Gomez’s tub of cheese, the Nomadland x Buffy reboot hybrid, Lisa Kudrow’s restraining order, Stevie Nicks’ “Yes Day”, and Lana Del Rey’s new diuretic album. The guys also play the new game sure to sweep the internet, “Gay Name or Straight Name.” So Trepidatias, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and click on the episode before you miss the fourth wave completely and cause J.Lo to lose her Oscar. Oh, and perverts… just don’t go there. BONK!!

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Hold on to your helmets Gennifer Zs ‘cause it’s the last episode of the year and we’re going out with a bang! Welcome to The Lost Tangents: Threebirth! In this epic final new ep of 2025, the boys talk BoJack Horseman, the power dynamics of 90s movies, potty shame, people fighting in Walmart, and how dogs are conduits for their owner’s emotions (in a funny way of course). They also dive into Ali Larter’s Instagram, wonder why there’s always a random original Sia song at the end of every movie, and give it up for Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande’s ‘Happy Days’ medley in the ‘One Wonderful Night’ special and how it just awakened every little gay boy around the world. Of course, they also play another epic round of “Gay Name or Straight Name” and ask jaw-dropping questions like, “Do you remember the movie ‘Baby Geniuses’?” and “Did you ever do the George/Martha Washington hair as a kid?” So Jena Malone super-fans, sit back, relax, and pop a bottle of bubbly as we close out the year in style! Oh and remember, “In Miss Thing, no one can hear you THREEAM!” BONK!!!

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Gennifer Zs, Inertias, Gennifertias, and Gay Matts, stand the frick up ‘cause it’s our biggest and most special episode yet — MISS THING OF THE CENTURY! Or well, the first 25 years of THIS century, that is. This long-time Miss Thing has captured our hearts and minds since before we were born (don’t question it), she’s the original ride or die, everyone’s reliable and non-jealous bestie, an American monument, the sounding board to the most powerful person in the world, and the most famous astronaut to ever do it — GAYLE (KING)!!! In this ep, Tim talks about his “Gayle” of the podcast, Greg, and all the beautiful times he has been there for him throughout their friendship, while Greg looks back on the time he produced and hosted a perfect season of his high school TV show ‘Kilts’ with his bestie. They also talk velcro sleeping masks, the girl who unwraps her entire face on TikTok, the origins of Rami Malek’s star power, and how Robyn has come to save us all with ‘Dopamine.’ And of course they celebrate the last 25 years by doing another round of the game of the century ‘Gay Name or Straight Name.’ Plus they ask monumental decades-in-the-making questions like, “What’s your favorite movie of the century?”, “What’s your favorite TV show of the century?” and “What’s the most underrated show of the century?” So friends, call your Tom or Jerry and tenderly listen together to a sweet episode that will leave you feeling all tingly inside and might even make you cry. Oh, and save all your pennies! They’ll be worth millions! Or at the very least go petition the government to bring them back immediately embossed with the phrase, “In Gayle we Trust.” BONK!!!

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