Gird your loins, Gennifertias, ‘cause this week we’re celebrating the icon who has single-handedly kept print media alive. Our Miss Thing is an unshakeable bob queen, the arbiter of fashion, the Met Hostess with the Mostest, and quite literally who you think of when you think Editor-in-Chief — Anna Wintour!!! In this ep, Greg divulges the first chapter of his upcoming memoir ‘Scary Stories From A Gay Guy Who Used To Work In Fashion’ while Tim looks back on the time he did a press tour for his web series and his heartfelt discourse on gay love got reduced to sexual positions. They also talk The Mystery Spot, how nothing is better than checking things off your to-do list, LeAnn Rimes’ teeth falling out, Beyoncé’s car falling out of the sky, tour guides being the front lines, and George Lucas pulling an Emilia Perez. They then ask life-changing questions like, “Is San Francisco more gay, or more Patagonia?”, “Is Hay Fever homophobic?”, “Why is every girl from a 2000s rom-com named ‘Andi’?” and “Who and what is Jelly Roll?” They also turn the tables around on heterosexuals and play the new sensation that’s sweeping the nation, “Straight People: Top or Bottom.” So Inertias, put on your biggest sunglasses, grab your copy of The September Issue and prepare for an episode that will make you NOT want to throw yourself in front of a train. Oh, and remember just because you’re gay does not mean you have style. And for the love of G*d, less optimization in 2025! BONK!!

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Gennifertias and Virgins, harness your Solar Power and prepare for some serious Melodrama ‘cause it’s Buzzcut Season! Our genius Miss Thing of the week is a galactic talent, a synesthesia guru, a think piece queen, and the one and only Pure Heroine — LORDE! In this ep, Greg reflects on the time he saw Lorde’s first ever New York concert while Tim recalls the time he impaled himself while running and had to raise the roof in order to get home without completely bleeding out. Other topics of discussion include: Showtime’s “Couples Therapy,” the utter gay brain rot of June, the former Miss Thing now following the pod, the content Tim is being fed on X, the new broadway show Masquerade’s prohibitive dress code, and they come up with a genius tag line for Poo-Pourri (for which they are still awaiting compensation). They also ask earth shattering questions like, “Is there a trick to lighting a match?”, “When was your last tetanus shot?”, “What happened to releasing music on Tuesdays?” and “Hey, are you okay?” So Gay Matts, put your Mood Rings on, go down to the Tennis Court and press play on this Green Light of an episode. Oh and, never forget… “We know what last you summer did be!” BONK!!!

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Inertias, get your chocolate cake out of the trash and put your vibrator back in your side drawer where it belongs ‘cause we’re celebrating THE red-headed icon herself on the pod this week! Our Miss Thing is a capital-A Actress, an EG’T (Emmy, Grammy, and Tony winner), ANDDDD Miranda Hobbes herself — CYNTHIA NIXON!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time his mom met Rosie O’Donnell and their chemistry was so electric that Rosie almost became his new stepmom (in his mind) while Tim remembers the time he bait and switched his junior class into electing him President of National Honor Society. Other highlights include: Greg pitching a new theme for the Bee Movie, Tim being so extra credit, Greg doing his best Gal Gadot and Steve Brady impressions, and Tim announcing that romcoms are officially back. They then discuss Phone-a-than Calling, The Traitors season 4 cast announcement, and the people speculating over Anne Frank’s sexuality. They also play a round of “Gay Name or Straight Name: Love Island Edition” and ask life-changing questions like, “Is there a more terrifying phone call to make than the one to find out if you have Jury Duty?”, “Has your high school found you?” and “Does Taylor Swift have Peacock?” So Gay Matts, stop bi-vestigating and go on a sonic journey that will leave you feeling like you’re in The Gilded Age. Oh, and never forget that when people tell you who they are… BIB-lieve them! BONK!!!!!

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Gennifertias (and Tippi), get ready to call your hairdresser ‘cause you’re gonna wanna get bangs after listening to this! Today, we become Materialists who have gotten caught in this ultimate cool girl’s Madame Web. Our Miss Thing this week is the queen of limes, a nepo baby gone right, and the originator of the iconic line “Actually, that’s not the truth, Ellen” — DAKOTA JOHNSON!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time an acupuncturist diagnosed him with peanut butter pulse, while Tim remembers the moment his TikTok dancing career came to a crashing halt. They also talk ‘Oh, Mary’s loss at The Tony’s, Addison Rae’s new album, the most fascinating doc of all time ‘Roar’, and Natalie Portman and John Krasinski’s incestual new Apple movie. They then dare to ask the life-changing questions, “Is ‘The Haunting’ related to ‘The House on Haunted Hill’?, “Is Barnes & Noble still around?”, and “Is Antonio Banderas the sexiest name alive?” So Gay Matts, turn your natural peanut butter upside down, stir it up, and then go on a journey that will leaving you screaming for your Daddio. Oh, and never forget that this house is protected by Vroman. BONK!!!

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We’re back in person Gay Matts! And it’s just in time ‘cause we’re fawning over the most important woman in New York City today. Our Miss Thing this week is charisma in a bottle, the most likable actress out there, and fascinator queen — SARAH JESSICA PARKER!!! In this ep, Greg recalls the time he flashed a smile at a cute boy in a coffee shop and got a spotty reception while Tim looks back on the time he raced a bride down the aisle in Ojai. Other highlights include: Greg meeting his new BFFs Sonia & Lydia, Tim obsessing over “I Kissed A Boy”, Greg getting called Pedro Pascal, Tim becoming random as hell, and both of them finally admitting that they’re “Christie-Heads.” They also talk Dannii Minogue, razor shock, and Rachel McAdams’ EGOT-worthy run from 2004-2005. They then ask essential Qs like, “Do women keep their harsh bangs later in life?”, “Who are you in ‘And Just Like That?’” and “What’s wrong with Nell?”, So Gennifertias, throw on your fave Manolo Blahniks and listen to this ep right away otherwise you’ll be left writing alone at your open window and wondering… Oh, and don’t forget to be who you are for your Pride! BONK!

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Gennifertias, batten down the hatches because this week we’re giving Flowers to the truest Disney girlie out there! She’s a powerhouse vocalist, the queen of covers, Lesley’s best friend, and the ultimate Partier in the USA — MILEY CYRUS! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was such a Wrecking Ball at the Beverly Hilton Hotel that he’s never stepped foot there again while Tim remembers the time a bee terrorized his Malibu hike and left his legs irreparably damaged. Other highlights include: Greg suffering from recently diagnosed Pretty Privilege, Tim being obsessed with the magic of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, and the boys start a new business selling taller toilets for the east coast of America. They also talk “vacation full,” Tom Cruise’s popcorn eating habits, Audra McDonald and Patti LuPone’s “friendship,” Bryan Johnson (AKA the man who “doesn’t” age), and Nicole Scherzinger in Sunset Blvd. So Smilers, get ready to go on a ride that’ll make you feel like you’re on a slow vacation. Oh, and Angels Like You, don’t forget to look out your window ‘cause it’s a beautiful day, isn’t it? 

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Inertias, slap your hands on your cheeks and start screaming ‘cause we’re celebrating THE movie mom this week. She’s one of the most beloved comedic actresses, has her own freaking stamp, and is the queen of the north — Catherine O’Hara!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he got Home Alone’d his first summer in LA and lost a friend forever while Greg recalls the moment he got locked out of a house for longer than a Cannes standing ovation. The boys also discuss Greg studying abroad, Tim’s trip to Houston, Lorde’s walking habits, Kori the pomeranian, and the new Nepo Baby to watch out for. Other highlights are: Tim staging an intervention for Greg’s phone battery usage, the bee who needs an eight-picture deal, and colorful houses on high heels. They also play the game, “How long would that movie’s standing ovation be?” and ask the question on everyone’s lips — “Where is Christopher Columbus (the director)?” So Gennifer Zs, get ready to start throwing all the Catherine O’Hara coins you own at us ‘cause this ep is THAT good. Oh, and tell Kevin he needs to shower and get out of those sweatpants. BONK!

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Gennifertias, Hold Up, and get ready to raise your II Hands II Heaven, ‘cause we’re getting Heated over the Alien Superstar we’re celebrating this week. This Miss Thing is the best live performer of all time, the most talented and beautiful woman on earth, and the biggest titan of industry there is — BEYONCÉ KNOWLES CARTER!!! In this ep, Greg recalls the time he called out sick from work and missed seeing someone so big that it left him with Alligator Tears while Tim remembers the moment he tried to turn his friend into a concert person but instead they only became Broken Hearted Girls. They also talk doing their first remote episode, praise the mind-blowing Cowboy Carter tour, fawn over Halle Berry’s travel size lube, and launch their campaign to win the Golden Globe for Best Podcast. The boys then play another round of “Gay name or straight name?” and ask a deluge of important Qs like, “Would you ever go in a hot air balloon?”, “Why are no security guards gay?”, “What if Blue Ivy got stolen?”, “Did you ever fake sick?”, and “When can we go back to the days of analog cork screw?” So Gay Matts, whip out your black lights, and get ready to fall Drunk In Love with this latest installment — just make sure to keep Cody away from your mom. Oh, and if you see Eric, can you tell him we’re worried about him? BONK!!

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Jasons, Joeys, and Joshes, throw on your longest lineage cape and get ready to celebrate the Mother Supreme who has influenced multiple generations. This Miss Thing quite literally started it all. She’s the artist of the past century, RuPaul’s ultimate inspo, Ashlee Simpson’s mother-in-law, ultimate gay anthem queen, and the boss — DIANA ROSS! In this ep, Tim remembers the time his phase of making out with women in college led to disciplinary action while Greg recalls an afternoon he held court so hard on a vacation that the entire court got lost in the streets of Miami. The boys talk the cinnamon roll at Baltaire, Listerine strips not working, Lysol spray in bathrooms, Gagacabana, TikTok tarot, the funniest Trimmer, Rihanna’s pregnancy, and pens with naked women on them. They also ask the viral questions: “Who would win in a fight, 100 gay men or a gorilla?” and “Gay name or straight name?” So Baby Loves, click on this episode — but prepare yourself, ‘cause it’s sure to leave your boobs jiggling. Oh and never forget, MIT is just computers. No humans are actually enrolled. BONK!!

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Gay Matts and Gennifer Zs, put your flower crowns on ‘cause we’re giving it up for a capital A Actress this week! Our Miss Thing is a future six-time Oscar nominee and two-time winner, the definition of a movie star, a stand out in everything she’s in, and our favorite short person with a big face — FLORENCE PUGH! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time a septum piercing left him with life-altering side effects while Tim remembers the time he went on a hike in Patagonia and Midsommar’d his way into being a girl’s plus one to Penguin Island. The boys also discuss pop stars going from park to park, birds entering the diva palace, gay men being afraid of “Little Women”, and the New Jersey Triangle. They then break down what the gayest and straightest holidays are, sing the essential new song: “Bitch, What the F**k?”, and start their papal campaign for Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle. So Gennifertias, grab your razors and prepare for an episode so good it’ll make you want to shave your head and maybe even write the next hit pope movie. But remember, jealousy is a disease. Oh, and of course, happy belated National Paul Jolley Day! BONK!

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