We’re back in person Gay Matts! And it’s just in time ‘cause we’re fawning over the most important woman in New York City today. Our Miss Thing this week is charisma in a bottle, the most likable actress out there, and fascinator queen — SARAH JESSICA PARKER!!! In this ep, Greg recalls the time he flashed a smile at a cute boy in a coffee shop and got a spotty reception while Tim looks back on the time he raced a bride down the aisle in Ojai. Other highlights include: Greg meeting his new BFFs Sonia & Lydia, Tim obsessing over “I Kissed A Boy”, Greg getting called Pedro Pascal, Tim becoming random as hell, and both of them finally admitting that they’re “Christie-Heads.” They also talk Dannii Minogue, razor shock, and Rachel McAdams’ EGOT-worthy run from 2004-2005. They then ask essential Qs like, “Do women keep their harsh bangs later in life?”, “Who are you in ‘And Just Like That?’” and “What’s wrong with Nell?”, So Gennifertias, throw on your fave Manolo Blahniks and listen to this ep right away otherwise you’ll be left writing alone at your open window and wondering… Oh, and don’t forget to be who you are for your Pride! BONK!

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Gennifertias, batten down the hatches because this week we’re giving Flowers to the truest Disney girlie out there! She’s a powerhouse vocalist, the queen of covers, Lesley’s best friend, and the ultimate Partier in the USA — MILEY CYRUS! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was such a Wrecking Ball at the Beverly Hilton Hotel that he’s never stepped foot there again while Tim remembers the time a bee terrorized his Malibu hike and left his legs irreparably damaged. Other highlights include: Greg suffering from recently diagnosed Pretty Privilege, Tim being obsessed with the magic of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, and the boys start a new business selling taller toilets for the east coast of America. They also talk “vacation full,” Tom Cruise’s popcorn eating habits, Audra McDonald and Patti LuPone’s “friendship,” Bryan Johnson (AKA the man who “doesn’t” age), and Nicole Scherzinger in Sunset Blvd. So Smilers, get ready to go on a ride that’ll make you feel like you’re on a slow vacation. Oh, and Angels Like You, don’t forget to look out your window ‘cause it’s a beautiful day, isn’t it? 

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Inertias, slap your hands on your cheeks and start screaming ‘cause we’re celebrating THE movie mom this week. She’s one of the most beloved comedic actresses, has her own freaking stamp, and is the queen of the north — Catherine O’Hara!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he got Home Alone’d his first summer in LA and lost a friend forever while Greg recalls the moment he got locked out of a house for longer than a Cannes standing ovation. The boys also discuss Greg studying abroad, Tim’s trip to Houston, Lorde’s walking habits, Kori the pomeranian, and the new Nepo Baby to watch out for. Other highlights are: Tim staging an intervention for Greg’s phone battery usage, the bee who needs an eight-picture deal, and colorful houses on high heels. They also play the game, “How long would that movie’s standing ovation be?” and ask the question on everyone’s lips — “Where is Christopher Columbus (the director)?” So Gennifer Zs, get ready to start throwing all the Catherine O’Hara coins you own at us ‘cause this ep is THAT good. Oh, and tell Kevin he needs to shower and get out of those sweatpants. BONK!

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Gennifertias, Hold Up, and get ready to raise your II Hands II Heaven, ‘cause we’re getting Heated over the Alien Superstar we’re celebrating this week. This Miss Thing is the best live performer of all time, the most talented and beautiful woman on earth, and the biggest titan of industry there is — BEYONCÉ KNOWLES CARTER!!! In this ep, Greg recalls the time he called out sick from work and missed seeing someone so big that it left him with Alligator Tears while Tim remembers the moment he tried to turn his friend into a concert person but instead they only became Broken Hearted Girls. They also talk doing their first remote episode, praise the mind-blowing Cowboy Carter tour, fawn over Halle Berry’s travel size lube, and launch their campaign to win the Golden Globe for Best Podcast. The boys then play another round of “Gay name or straight name?” and ask a deluge of important Qs like, “Would you ever go in a hot air balloon?”, “Why are no security guards gay?”, “What if Blue Ivy got stolen?”, “Did you ever fake sick?”, and “When can we go back to the days of analog cork screw?” So Gay Matts, whip out your black lights, and get ready to fall Drunk In Love with this latest installment — just make sure to keep Cody away from your mom. Oh, and if you see Eric, can you tell him we’re worried about him? BONK!!

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Jasons, Joeys, and Joshes, throw on your longest lineage cape and get ready to celebrate the Mother Supreme who has influenced multiple generations. This Miss Thing quite literally started it all. She’s the artist of the past century, RuPaul’s ultimate inspo, Ashlee Simpson’s mother-in-law, ultimate gay anthem queen, and the boss — DIANA ROSS! In this ep, Tim remembers the time his phase of making out with women in college led to disciplinary action while Greg recalls an afternoon he held court so hard on a vacation that the entire court got lost in the streets of Miami. The boys talk the cinnamon roll at Baltaire, Listerine strips not working, Lysol spray in bathrooms, Gagacabana, TikTok tarot, the funniest Trimmer, Rihanna’s pregnancy, and pens with naked women on them. They also ask the viral questions: “Who would win in a fight, 100 gay men or a gorilla?” and “Gay name or straight name?” So Baby Loves, click on this episode — but prepare yourself, ‘cause it’s sure to leave your boobs jiggling. Oh and never forget, MIT is just computers. No humans are actually enrolled. BONK!!

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Gay Matts and Gennifer Zs, put your flower crowns on ‘cause we’re giving it up for a capital A Actress this week! Our Miss Thing is a future six-time Oscar nominee and two-time winner, the definition of a movie star, a stand out in everything she’s in, and our favorite short person with a big face — FLORENCE PUGH! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time a septum piercing left him with life-altering side effects while Tim remembers the time he went on a hike in Patagonia and Midsommar’d his way into being a girl’s plus one to Penguin Island. The boys also discuss pop stars going from park to park, birds entering the diva palace, gay men being afraid of “Little Women”, and the New Jersey Triangle. They then break down what the gayest and straightest holidays are, sing the essential new song: “Bitch, What the F**k?”, and start their papal campaign for Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle. So Gennifertias, grab your razors and prepare for an episode so good it’ll make you want to shave your head and maybe even write the next hit pope movie. But remember, jealousy is a disease. Oh, and of course, happy belated National Paul Jolley Day! BONK!

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Hi LGBTuncles! The 50th celebration continues with VERY special guest, dear sister of the pod and the creative genius responsible for our cover art, Claude Zeins! For this jammed packed Part Two of MT50, we honor our second man ever! Our Miss Thing this week is the epitome of star quality, a four quadrant star, the guy everyone’s dad loves, the definition of confidence is sexy, diva extraordinaire and 100 percent man -- PEDRO PASCAL! In this ep, Claude reminisces on the day his career ended during his winter chorus concert; Greg remembers the rumors about his sexuality that led to him going on a second world coming out tour; and Tim looks back on the time the New York Times did an exposé on him. The boys also talk Squid Game themed parties, F*gg*t Uncles, Ding Dongs, Leela Dernam (Lena Dunham), Rug cleaning videos on TikTok, Titanic, Katy Perry’s set list announcement, Revolutionary Road, and Skibidi toilets. They also ponder life’s biggest Qs such as, “Is there a better HBO show in the last decade than Girls?”, “Would you rather be a Guncle, a Funcle or a Queerdo?” and “What are some creative ways you could tell someone you’re gay?” So Gennifertias, yank up your whale tails, pull out your squeegees, and get ready to go on a ride that will leave you feeling like you went down to the ocean floor and then shot out into space with Gayle King. Oh, and never forget — hands off, we’re taken! BONK!!

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Gennifer Zs, Inertias, and Gennifertias, throw on your finest gowns and whip out your best mix and matched champagne flutes ‘cause it’s our 50th ep! Yes, that’s right, the pod has officially had as many episodes as SNL (don’t fact check us)! In this special edition of the pod, the boys discuss some of their favorite stories the other one has told over the past 50 weeks, give it up for a few Diva Risings, give a status update on their butts, and check in with various Miss Things from throughout the year to see where they are now. Other topics of discussion include: Ben Affleck’s hog, Shen Yun’s cult, Selena Gomez’s tub of cheese, the Nomadland x Buffy reboot hybrid, Lisa Kudrow’s restraining order, Stevie Nicks’ “Yes Day”, and Lana Del Rey’s new diuretic album. The guys also play the new game sure to sweep the internet, “Gay Name or Straight Name.” So Trepidatias, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and click on the episode before you miss the fourth wave completely and cause J.Lo to lose her Oscar. Oh, and perverts… just don’t go there. BONK!!

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Gennifer Zs, Drop what you’re doing immediately because we’re falling all over ourselves for this breakout actress and Taurus queen! She’s a scene stealer who stole our hearts in The White Lotus season two, was the best part of The Perfect Couple, can literally move millions with just her eyes, and is the living embodiment of “a hard candy with a surprise center.” Gay Matts and Kathy, get ready to bite your lips ‘cause our Miss Thing this week is — MEGHANN FAHY! In this ep, Greg looks back on a spooky Montauk trip that quickly made him go all “The Shining” while Tim recalls the time he went on a 12 minute date that included tears, fries, and the funniest paragraph someone has ever written. The boys also talk Katy Perry in space, topless maids, the ending of Annihilation, the “Let Them” movement, surprise parties, bossy bottoms, and top privilege. They then explore their new loving relationship with an AI bot, discuss the "bitch move” made by the composer of The White Lotus, and daydream about being gays that are on vacation for 11 months a year. So Inertias, let us take you away with a dreamy episode that’ll make you think you’re on Nantucket and will definitely leave you feeling Next to Normal. Oh, and Nantucket Nectars, if you don’t sponsor us, we’re gonna sic Johnny Boy on you. BONK!! 

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Gennifertias and Kathy, we hope you’ve docked your yacht and are safely on land because this week we’re talking about a two time Emmy winner who’s actually trying to kill us gays (and we’re here for it). This Miss Thing is a one-stop-shop quirk factory, the Best In Show scene stealer of everything she’s in, the reason why The White Lotus is so popular, star of the new movie Minecraft that we’re definitely gonna see, and the most imitable person to ever walk the earth — JENNIFER COOLIDGE! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he bent and snapped so hard recreating a scene from Annie (2015) that he couldn’t walk for a week afterward while Tim looks back on the time he became the life of the party in New Orleans and woke up nearly naked in bed with a woman. They also discuss famous phenomenon Gay By May, Tim’s mom’s 70th birthday, Greg’s mumbo jumbo fruit tray, bath tubs filled with pump cheese, Benny Blanco’s sex life, dodging tittays, and how Mardi Gras “is like such a thing.” Other highlights include: FKA Twigs’ tour troubles and her need to hire a straight for admin, taco bell sponsored engagements, and an attempt to interpret the Avengers of quotes — “When the chile is tea, but the finna is gag, Sis I’m dead as a chile.” They also ask the essential Qs like, “Is Nicole Kidman ever home?”, “What is the most common name for a gay man?” and, “Have you ever American Pied?” So Inertias, grab a hot dog because we know you want it real bad, and get ready to be taken on A Cinderella Story of your own as you listen to this episode that we’ll eventually be submitting For Your Consideration. Oh, and if you don’t get us invited to Jennifer’s Halloween party in New Orleans, we’re gonna make you drink a $50 White Russian! BONK!

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