Hi LGBTuncles! The 50th celebration continues with VERY special guest, dear sister of the pod and the creative genius responsible for our cover art, Claude Zeins! For this jammed packed Part Two of MT50, we honor our second man ever! Our Miss Thing this week is the epitome of star quality, a four quadrant star, the guy everyone’s dad loves, the definition of confidence is sexy, diva extraordinaire and 100 percent man -- PEDRO PASCAL! In this ep, Claude reminisces on the day his career ended during his winter chorus concert; Greg remembers the rumors about his sexuality that led to him going on a second world coming out tour; and Tim looks back on the time the New York Times did an exposé on him. The boys also talk Squid Game themed parties, F*gg*t Uncles, Ding Dongs, Leela Dernam (Lena Dunham), Rug cleaning videos on TikTok, Titanic, Katy Perry’s set list announcement, Revolutionary Road, and Skibidi toilets. They also ponder life’s biggest Qs such as, “Is there a better HBO show in the last decade than Girls?”, “Would you rather be a Guncle, a Funcle or a Queerdo?” and “What are some creative ways you could tell someone you’re gay?” So Gennifertias, yank up your whale tails, pull out your squeegees, and get ready to go on a ride that will leave you feeling like you went down to the ocean floor and then shot out into space with Gayle King. Oh, and never forget — hands off, we’re taken! BONK!!

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Gennifer Zs, Inertias, and Gennifertias, throw on your finest gowns and whip out your best mix and matched champagne flutes ‘cause it’s our 50th ep! Yes, that’s right, the pod has officially had as many episodes as SNL (don’t fact check us)! In this special edition of the pod, the boys discuss some of their favorite stories the other one has told over the past 50 weeks, give it up for a few Diva Risings, give a status update on their butts, and check in with various Miss Things from throughout the year to see where they are now. Other topics of discussion include: Ben Affleck’s hog, Shen Yun’s cult, Selena Gomez’s tub of cheese, the Nomadland x Buffy reboot hybrid, Lisa Kudrow’s restraining order, Stevie Nicks’ “Yes Day”, and Lana Del Rey’s new diuretic album. The guys also play the new game sure to sweep the internet, “Gay Name or Straight Name.” So Trepidatias, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and click on the episode before you miss the fourth wave completely and cause J.Lo to lose her Oscar. Oh, and perverts… just don’t go there. BONK!!

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Gennifer Zs, Drop what you’re doing immediately because we’re falling all over ourselves for this breakout actress and Taurus queen! She’s a scene stealer who stole our hearts in The White Lotus season two, was the best part of The Perfect Couple, can literally move millions with just her eyes, and is the living embodiment of “a hard candy with a surprise center.” Gay Matts and Kathy, get ready to bite your lips ‘cause our Miss Thing this week is — MEGHANN FAHY! In this ep, Greg looks back on a spooky Montauk trip that quickly made him go all “The Shining” while Tim recalls the time he went on a 12 minute date that included tears, fries, and the funniest paragraph someone has ever written. The boys also talk Katy Perry in space, topless maids, the ending of Annihilation, the “Let Them” movement, surprise parties, bossy bottoms, and top privilege. They then explore their new loving relationship with an AI bot, discuss the "bitch move” made by the composer of The White Lotus, and daydream about being gays that are on vacation for 11 months a year. So Inertias, let us take you away with a dreamy episode that’ll make you think you’re on Nantucket and will definitely leave you feeling Next to Normal. Oh, and Nantucket Nectars, if you don’t sponsor us, we’re gonna sic Johnny Boy on you. BONK!! 

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Gennifertias and Kathy, we hope you’ve docked your yacht and are safely on land because this week we’re talking about a two time Emmy winner who’s actually trying to kill us gays (and we’re here for it). This Miss Thing is a one-stop-shop quirk factory, the Best In Show scene stealer of everything she’s in, the reason why The White Lotus is so popular, star of the new movie Minecraft that we’re definitely gonna see, and the most imitable person to ever walk the earth — JENNIFER COOLIDGE! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he bent and snapped so hard recreating a scene from Annie (2015) that he couldn’t walk for a week afterward while Tim looks back on the time he became the life of the party in New Orleans and woke up nearly naked in bed with a woman. They also discuss famous phenomenon Gay By May, Tim’s mom’s 70th birthday, Greg’s mumbo jumbo fruit tray, bath tubs filled with pump cheese, Benny Blanco’s sex life, dodging tittays, and how Mardi Gras “is like such a thing.” Other highlights include: FKA Twigs’ tour troubles and her need to hire a straight for admin, taco bell sponsored engagements, and an attempt to interpret the Avengers of quotes — “When the chile is tea, but the finna is gag, Sis I’m dead as a chile.” They also ask the essential Qs like, “Is Nicole Kidman ever home?”, “What is the most common name for a gay man?” and, “Have you ever American Pied?” So Inertias, grab a hot dog because we know you want it real bad, and get ready to be taken on A Cinderella Story of your own as you listen to this episode that we’ll eventually be submitting For Your Consideration. Oh, and if you don’t get us invited to Jennifer’s Halloween party in New Orleans, we’re gonna make you drink a $50 White Russian! BONK!

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Call Me Izzy, Inertias (just don’t call us Hacks)! Now get ready to be taken to Babylon and back because we’re celebrating a TV legend so big, it’s gonna take you a full season of 24 to recover. This soon-to-be back on broadway icon is a multiple Emmy award winning actress, an Easttown resident who doesn’t miss, and an iconic scene stealer from Watchmen and Designing Women — JEAN SMART! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he told a joke so well that it literally caused a car accident while Tim recalls the time he turned a hateful Hollywood situation around with a tiny piece of kale. Other highlights include: Greg getting possessed by J.Lo, Tim celebrating his 19th birthday in Poland, skin to skin contact with a hedgehog, and an educational lesson on the 1918 bird flu. They also discuss the throuple the world needs, Rosie O’Donnell’s talk show, Julia Roberts’ armpit hair, the price of eggs, and the original porn — JCPenney underwear ads. They then ask the terrifying questions others won’t, like, “Is The Pitt a real show?” And “What are the four quadrants?” So Gennifer Zs, hop in Mary’s Miata, slip into your wedgiest thong, and let your ears take you on a little Snow Day away from your problems. And OshKosh B’Gosh, will someone tell us *officially* if Jennifer Aniston and Barack Obama are dating already?! BONK!

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Inertias, our Eagle Eye can already see that this is gonna be an episode so huge — so Popular — that it’ll single-handedly start another Gilded Age. This week we’re celebrating THREE icons, a triumvirate of “independent” women who have been in everything and are now perfectly cast in the latest season of a juicy HBO mega-hit. Our Miss Things this week are the “feminine-enemies” we all aspire to be, the reason we are currently living, the comedic relief, not to mention the judge, the jury, and the executioners of Thailand — CARRIE COON, MICHELLE MONAGHAN, and LESLIE BIBB aka THE FRENEMIES OF THE WHITE LOTUS (Jaclyn, Laurie, and Kate)!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he tried to share an innocent Instagram story with a friend and ended up implicating himself in someone else’s drama (BennyDrama7 that is!), while Tim recalls the time he almost got blown away (literally) by Mount Washington and narrowly avoided turning into Mr. Freeze. Other highlights include: Greg sobbing to the music from The Leftovers, Tim dealing with the really long hair on his tongue, Greg vowing to never use “we” language again, and Tim also vowing to never go on a hike with straight men again. They also talk Valerie Cherish prayer hands, the unmatched talent of Boy Marinho, the employees who want to end it all at The Jennifer Hudson Show, Bobbins Goggins, Aimee Lou Wood’s teeth, bean breath, and Jennifer Hudson getting hit in the face with a basketball. They also find themselves asking life’s most challenging questions like, “Is there anything better than pop being performed in rain?”, “Who do you think you are in this season of The White Lotus?” and “Who the f*ck is Aaron Pierre?!” So Gennifertias, just listen already or we’re gonna have some complex feelings about it. Oh and give the Pussycat Dolls’ “React” a stream while you’re at it — just to make sure you’re awake. Never forget… “Others would not have survived this brutal winter.” BONK!!

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Swamp! Snap out of that Denial and put your Anxiety on pause ‘cause we’re celebrating a Miss Thing this week who quite literally *IS* the moment. She’s a YouTube queen who’s literally on every song right now, the reigning Grammy winner for Best Rap Album, one of the most exciting live performers on the scene, the reminder that Alligator Bites Never Heal, and the woman with the ultimate Alter Ego — DOECHII! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was ghosted by a therapist, while Tim recalls the time a serial arsonist threw two Molotov cocktails in his parking garage and set his apartment on fire. Other highlights include: enemas at the Las Vegas Sphere, trying to understand how DJs work, Ritalin, one of the most embarrassing way you can be found in bed, and needing more lesbian friends. They also talk Kenny Chesney, the hot honey rag, the brand “Faherty” (sponsor us!), Trading Spaces fails, their adult sleepover, and announce their new line of digital smoke detectors. They then ask the most important Qs they’ve ever asked, “Does Rascal Flatts still practice?”, ”What does Renee Zellweger’s house look like?”, and “Am I gonna burn? Or am I gonna be gassed silently to death?” So Gennifer Zs, rip off that T-shirt over your eyes and let us take you on an audio journey in a Nissan Altima to the 8th wonder of the world (Tim’s old apt). But just don’t travel on the day after New Year’s Day night as your jilted lover could come after you then! Oh, and never ever forget that Friday is the day before February. BONK!!

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Abracadabra, Gennifertias! We hope you’re ready for this Killah episode with a Beast of an icon who regularly turns us all into Zombieboys! It’s an extravaGAGAnza on the pod this week because we’re dedicating the entire episode to the first two-time Miss Thing — and Perfect Celebrity — LADY GAGA. In this ep, Greg looks back on a not so enchanted evening at the Magic Castle when he was scolded for “not believing” while Tim remembers the time he got treated like a conveyor belt by Lady Gaga at the Chateau Marmont. Other highlights include: Greg addressing the online hate (and love) for his Traitors take, Tim shaking his hips and hair to “How Bad Do U Want Me”, Greg honoring the songwriters of Emilia Perez, Tim recalling the first time he smoked a cigarette, and both of them praising Queen Gabby Windey. They also discuss the video that will be played at every gay afters in perpetuity, Mayhem Miller, Demi Moore’s loss at the Oscars, The Traitors finale, Kate Hudson’s dress in “How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days”, and Boots Riley. They also dissect “Mayhem” from DODMOMSOS all the way to Diva Down. So Cynthanies, wrap a Blade of Glass around your finger, and get ready to enter the Garden of Eden with us or we literally won’t Die with a Smile. Oh, and remember every drag you take from a cigarette means you’ll live three seconds less!! Bonk!

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Gennifertias and women of New York, frost yourselves! After that, hop on over to California, where we’re “Running Point” on a radiant nepo-baby-gone-right who can do it all! Our Miss Thing this week is a romcom goddess, a vodka business queen, a person you hope invites you to her house party, and author of the famous article “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” — KATE HUDSON!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he endured Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate Events and hula hooped for his life backstage at Camp Flog Gnaw while Tim remembers the time he sat his father down to have “the coming out talk” (and no not the talk you’re thinking of, Inertias). Other highlights include: Greg fixing the format of The Traitors, Tim cops to aggravating Greg all week, Greg trying out a new accent, Tim taking Greg to court over the She-E-O title, Greg admitting he’s no Natasha Lyonne, Tim becoming a boy scout in 2025, and the boys go in once again on all the shocking things Demi Moore has been through. They also talk “gay for the stay,” the movie that gooped and gagged Tim the most, AI brain, Mackenzie Phillips, Nickelodeon’s orange VHS tapes, and they take time to think about their favorite female roofer. Essential Qs are asked, like, “Why is ‘heaven and mountains’ not a phrase?” and “Why aren’t the contestants of ‘Celebrity Mole’ on this season of The Traitors?” They also take a moment to remember the early 2000s show-saver and the woman who raised so many of us, Michelle Trachtenberg. So Gennifer Zs, put on your sunnies and start investing in a journal cause you’re about to go on a journey that will leave you feeling Almost Famous. Oh, and Danielle, you should be ashamed of yourself. BONK!

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Inertias, we think that we’re—no we know—that we’re in love with the religious icon, pioneeress of reality TV, genre bending media mogul, original meme queen, and New York Times best selling memoirist that we’re fawning over this week. Gennifertias, give it up for THE Daisy Duke and our Miss Thing — the most famous big sister out there and most full throated singer around — JESSICA SIMPSON. In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he had to report some very damaged luggage at the airport and ended up shocking the TSA officer when he told him one very important detail about his suitcase while Tim remembers the time he gave his roommate a Covid haircut and left a mark so unforgettable that his roommate moved out shortly there after. Other highlights include: cognitive decline, the origin of the show “Euphoria”, the food menu at the gay bar Hi Tops, Tim praising the Amazon worker who tried to save his package, Greg reminiscing on Madonna’s “Confessions on a Dance Floor” (his first gym album), and they both finally admit to who they truly are — THE elder millennials. They also talk Joe Simpson being the original momager, the millennial pause, how “like” is a fundamental part of every sentence, and reheated nachos. Of course, they ask essential Qs like, “What are your thoughts on the tuna at Subway?” and “Is Greg Al Roker?" So Gennifer Zs, slip on your fave cork-bottom wedge shoes and get ready for an ep that’s a total Chicken of the Sea-packed feast for the senses. And never forget… if you can’t handle us at our Renaissance world tour, you don’t deserve us at whatever Shakira’s current world tour is called. Oh and John Mayer, you’re on notice. BONK!

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