BONK!!! Please enjoy this re-release of the world famous Miss Thing 50 - Part 1! We'll be back with all new episodes on January 13, 2026!

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Gennifer Zs, Inertias, and Gennifertias, throw on your finest gowns and whip out your best mix and matched champagne flutes ‘cause it’s our 50th ep! Yes, that’s right, the pod has officially had as many episodes as SNL (don’t fact check us)! In this special edition of the pod, the boys discuss some of their favorite stories the other one has told over the past 50 weeks, give it up for a few Diva Risings, give a status update on their butts, and check in with various Miss Things from throughout the year to see where they are now. Other topics of discussion include: Ben Affleck’s hog, Shen Yun’s cult, Selena Gomez’s tub of cheese, the Nomadland x Buffy reboot hybrid, Lisa Kudrow’s restraining order, Stevie Nicks’ “Yes Day”, and Lana Del Rey’s new diuretic album. The guys also play the new game sure to sweep the internet, “Gay Name or Straight Name.” So Trepidatias, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and click on the episode before you miss the fourth wave completely and cause J.Lo to lose her Oscar. Oh, and perverts… just don’t go there. BONK!!

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Hold on to your helmets Gennifer Zs ‘cause it’s the last episode of the year and we’re going out with a bang! Welcome to The Lost Tangents: Threebirth! In this epic final new ep of 2025, the boys talk BoJack Horseman, the power dynamics of 90s movies, potty shame, people fighting in Walmart, and how dogs are conduits for their owner’s emotions (in a funny way of course). They also dive into Ali Larter’s Instagram, wonder why there’s always a random original Sia song at the end of every movie, and give it up for Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande’s ‘Happy Days’ medley in the ‘One Wonderful Night’ special and how it just awakened every little gay boy around the world. Of course, they also play another epic round of “Gay Name or Straight Name” and ask jaw-dropping questions like, “Do you remember the movie ‘Baby Geniuses’?” and “Did you ever do the George/Martha Washington hair as a kid?” So Jena Malone super-fans, sit back, relax, and pop a bottle of bubbly as we close out the year in style! Oh and remember, “In Miss Thing, no one can hear you THREEAM!” BONK!!!

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Gennifer Zs, Inertias, Gennifertias, and Gay Matts, stand the frick up ‘cause it’s our biggest and most special episode yet — MISS THING OF THE CENTURY! Or well, the first 25 years of THIS century, that is. This long-time Miss Thing has captured our hearts and minds since before we were born (don’t question it), she’s the original ride or die, everyone’s reliable and non-jealous bestie, an American monument, the sounding board to the most powerful person in the world, and the most famous astronaut to ever do it — GAYLE (KING)!!! In this ep, Tim talks about his “Gayle” of the podcast, Greg, and all the beautiful times he has been there for him throughout their friendship, while Greg looks back on the time he produced and hosted a perfect season of his high school TV show ‘Kilts’ with his bestie. They also talk velcro sleeping masks, the girl who unwraps her entire face on TikTok, the origins of Rami Malek’s star power, and how Robyn has come to save us all with ‘Dopamine.’ And of course they celebrate the last 25 years by doing another round of the game of the century ‘Gay Name or Straight Name.’ Plus they ask monumental decades-in-the-making questions like, “What’s your favorite movie of the century?”, “What’s your favorite TV show of the century?” and “What’s the most underrated show of the century?” So friends, call your Tom or Jerry and tenderly listen together to a sweet episode that will leave you feeling all tingly inside and might even make you cry. Oh, and save all your pennies! They’ll be worth millions! Or at the very least go petition the government to bring them back immediately embossed with the phrase, “In Gayle we Trust.” BONK!!!

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Oops… we did it again, Gay Matts! That’s right, it’s double the fun because this week we’re going back for round two of Miss Thing: The Lost Tangents! In this jam-packed Tila Tequiquel, the boys cover a wide range of topics, including Terry Gilliam’s ‘The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus’, Tim’s destructive sleep patterns, Greg’s infamous childhood speech pattern, TikTok legend Laurie Cooper, and Meryl Streep’s most iconic film ’The River Wild.’ They also demand justice for Katherine Heigl, wonder if they will have to go to HR over giving each other 1/8th of an orgasm, and pray that Santa Clause will stop edging everyone. Plus, they ask some of the most festive questions they’ve ever asked like, “What is your favorite new holiday song?”, “Who will win Best Actress at the Oscars in the next five years?”, “Have you heard of the term ‘Kelly Clarksoned’?”, “Why is Laufey on all my playlists?” and “Who is a ‘Role Model,’ and what is a ‘Sally’?” So Tila Tequilers and Captchas, don you now your gayest Christmas stockings and your coziest holiday sweater because this ep is sure to make your nipples harder than ice. Oh, and never forget that this is what happens to your brain on Miss Thing! BONK!!!

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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.

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We’re on Cloud 10, Gennifertias, ‘cause we’re going to heaven and back over not just our Miss Thing of the week… but our MISS THING OF THE YEAR! In fact, just throw Magnolias over our caskets because this MTOTY is a cut above the rest and we need God Her/Theyself to help us recover. This Spanish superstar and citizen of the world is a fashion icon, a boundary pusher, a tastemaker, a Flamenco raptress, and the certified genius behind ‘El Mal Querer’, ‘Motomami’, and new magnum opus ‘Lux’ — ROSALIA!! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he sold a very valuable seat at the Motomami tour to an unappreciative demon twink while Tim looks back on the time he caught his roommate staring at him while he slept. The boys also take a very essential trip to the Land of OZ cause it’s finally ‘Wicked: For Good’ time! Fresh from seeing the movie, they dissect how beautiful Jonathan Bailey’s voice/collarbone is, how Ariana delivers an Oscar-worthy performance, how Cynthia tore the house down with her rendition of ‘No Good Deed’, how Jeff Goldblum stole the show, and most importantly how Elphaba’s s*xy lingerie and chunky cardigan made everyone hard. Plus, they ask otherworldly questions like, ‘Have you heard of Ozempic P*nis?’, ‘What’s the best concert you’ve ever been to?’ and ‘Is Universal Pictures over?” So Gay Matts, get ready for an episode that will take you to church while simultaneously making you fluent in 13 different languages. Oh, and above all else, never forget this text motto to live by — “😳 LOL sorry, next time food before drinks” BONK!!!

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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.

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Chat-herine Catherines, we hope you’re sitting down because we’re giving you a VERY special treat this week — behold Miss Thing: The Lost Tangents! Yes, that’s right! It’s an episode filled with wall-to-wall asides. These golden nuggets didn’t make previous installments but will now finally see the light of day in a fun compilation that’ll leave you scrambling to get your hands on a Tickle Me June Squibb as you make your way to the nearest Fuddruckers. In this ep, the boys talk “Dance Mom” Julianne Nicholson’s hot husband, the new Anna Wintour, how all movies that are named after a real person are bad (minus Erin Brockovich), and they guess what’s happening in December (the month that they are most definitely filming this episode, even though it comes out before then). They also break down every track of Taylor Swift’s ‘Life Of A Showgirl’, unpack Tim’s love affair with Pedro Pascal, and discuss which Hollywood film studio they’d love to be in business with. Plus, they ask incredibly pertinent questions like, “Which celeb has the best book club?”, “Is it Baz or Bahz Luhrmann?”, “What’s your thoughts on X-Men?” and “Have you seen or even heard of ‘Tyrannosaur’ with Olivia Colman?” So Gay Matts, sip on a nice cold peppermint mocha and press play while you slowly make your way to the Limited Three. Oh, and just in case we weren’t clear, it’s absolutely compulsory that you do so. BONK!!!

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Inertias, dust off your Super 8s because our Miss Thing this week is a Beguiled child star turned prestigious actress, the definition of elegance, an ethereal beauty, the girl you wish was your high school bestie, the only trustworthy pale person, and the radiant star of ‘The Great’, ‘The Girl From Plainville’, ‘The Neon Demon’ and ’Predator: Badlands’ — ELLE FANNING! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he quoted a line from ‘Jawbreaker’ to a friend on AIM which led to her mom entering the chat, while Tim looks back on the time he swallowed a nickel and had to go to the hospital to get it surgically removed. The boys also talk fibermaxxing, Facebook Marketplace, the amazing women of REI, the dismal reviews of ‘All’s Fair,’ and the amazing moment when you say goodbye to your friends after they spent a weekend at your house. Plus, they ask the tough questions like, “How do people inject themselves with Ozempic every day?”, “Would foreign films be just okay if they were in English?”, “Was the away message on AIM the original Do Not Disturb?” and “Do I need to drive to Mission Viejo for a $10 mushroom lamp?” So REI-na Grandes, drop off your kids at Daddy Day Care and go to listen to an episode that we know will hold Sentimental Value for you by the time it’s over. Oh! And remember, you must have empathy for the man you see on the street with the huge hunchback — for one day it will be you. BONK!!!

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Inertias, get ready to scream “Mother!” ‘cause we’re losing it over the ultimate millennial celebrity this week. Our Miss Thing is an Academy Award winner, everyone’s favorite over-sharer, the most self-effacing actress out there, critical darling of ‘Silver Linings Playbook’, ‘Winter’s Bone,’ ‘American Hustle,’ and literally Katniss from ‘The Hunger Games’ — JENNIFER LAWRENCE! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time when an electronic wine opener turned him into a nightmare houseguest, while Tim remembers the time Mother Nature came for his apartment and his roof caved in. The boys also talk the new season of ‘Selling Sunset’, Rosalia’s single ‘Berghain’, the BIFAs troubling lack of female acting nominations, and Greg tries explaining to Tim what an Empanada Emma is. Plus, they ask life-changing questions like, “What’s millennial age dysphoria?”, “What on earth was I doing on September 12th?” and “Is Diplo getting pegged?” So Gennifertias, pick up your dress ‘cause this episode is gonna make you trip all over the place while you drool over the hunky new Dutch Prime Minister Rob Jetten. Oh and can someone tell Vanicream or Cetaphil to sponsor us? We’re going through way too much thinking about Diplo… BONK!!!

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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.

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It IS that deep Gennifertias, ‘cause we’re Here All Night for a mega-talented pop star who’s so talented we needed to do her twice! Our Miss Thing this week is the best serenader of ghosts out there, the queen of mugs, the ultimate teeth winker, and the one and only sister of Poot — DEMI LOVATO! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he curved down a Brazilian rock water slide in such away that it turned into a blood bath while Greg remembers the moment he prepared to get taken back to his home planet by aliens as a child. They also talk Gen Alpha’s mind boggling concept of a joke ’67,’ JADE’s incredible album ‘That’s Showbiz Baby,’ Lily Allen’s masterpiece ‘West End Girl,’ and the chokehold that ‘Dancing with the Stars’ has on culture right now. Plus, they ask so many provocative questions like, “Do I have to learn a new sexual position?”. “Why are there so many Halloween parties the weekend before?”, “What are the top five albums you would take on a deserted island?” and “Wait, there’s another woman called Jen Affleck?” So Gay Matts, throw on your Mulder and Sculliosis costumes and get ready to listen to an episode that will make you want to Kiss for fun again, then follow it up with a listen to Demi Lovato’s new album ‘It’s Not that Deep.’ Oh, and can someone PLEASE let us know what happened to the ‘Dude, you’re getting a Dell’ guy? BONK!!

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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.

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Inertias, get ready for the best episode “that’s ever been existed” ‘cause we’re celebrating one of the most charming people to ever do it. Our Miss Thing this week is a two time Academy Award winner, a powerhouse producer, the best SNL host, and a reality star turned comedic actress turned dramatic actor turned greatest thespian of the 21st century, star of ‘Easy A’, ‘La La Land’, ‘The Favourite’, ‘Poor Things’ and ‘Bugonia’ — EMMA STONE! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he went truly method for his ‘Jurassic Park’ “audition” while Tim recalls the time he made such an ambitious short film that it almost hospitalized the camera operator. They also talk remaking ‘The Da Vinci Code’ as a gay caper, the absolute chokehold the RED camera has on DPs, the robbery at the Louvre, Ana de Armas’ dating history, and how Partiful is the worse invention of the last five years. Plus, Greg bravely opens up about the scariest thing you could ever hear while walking your dog, Tim finally watches the best movie of all time, and they dissect the most impactful mens’ outfit to ever hit the red carpet. Of course, they also ask some of life’s biggest questions like, “What’s happening with Katie Holmes?”, “Do you have a friend that makes too many plans?” and “Which Skarsgård do you go for?” So Gennifertias, get your razors out and shave your heads as you listen to an episode that will make you smile bigger than Jack McBrayer after a night with Alexander Skarsgård (allegedly). Oh and never forget, Emma Mackey is Ella McCay. BONK!!!

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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.

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