Gennifertias, there’s no way you can feel Platonic about the classy actress that we’re venerating this week. Our Miss Thing is a hard comedy queen, a basic-cable drama scene stealer, Australia’s most unexpected export, and the impossibly tasteful star of such hits as ‘Bridesmaids’, ‘Spy’, ‘Damages’, ‘Neighbors’ and ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’ — ROSE BYRNE!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he took up spy craft and caused his dad to lose his innocence, while Tim remembers the summer he conned his way into an internship and ended up getting banned from a Boston improv institution. The boys also talk spider bites in your sleep, Rue Rose Shumpert coming for Greg’s crown, cigarette trays being the chicest party accessory, smile piercings being the new tongue piercings, and Maura Higgins being so ‘Batman Forever’ in ‘The Traitors’ finale. Of course, they also ask critical questions like, “What is the scariest way to wake up?”, “Are we in the 21st century or the 20th century?” and “Why would the SAG Awards willingly change their name to the Actor Awards?” Plus, they play another iconic round of pod favorite, “Gay Name or Straight Name” and soon-to-be favorite “Which female celebrity would you let top you?” So Gay Matts, tuck a loose cigarette behind your ear and make sure to put on those headphones that make you gay so you can fully understand this episode. Oh, and most importantly, remember that if you’re smoking near us, DON’T! BONK!!!

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Oh darlings, put a big cap in your feather ‘cause we have a VERY special guest on the pod this week! Comedian, singer, writer, and ‘Hacks’ scene-stealer Mike Liebenson is on the couch to rave about the true utility player of Hollywood. Our Miss Thing has the most famous transantlantic (or somewhere over the Atlantic) accent, is King Princess’ “best friend,” the backbone of ‘Cruel Intentions’, ‘Mamma Mia’, ‘Addams Family Values’, ‘The Gilded Age’ and ‘The Good Fight’, and most importantly is Mike’s phone background — CHRISTINE BARANSKI! In this ep, Mike remembers the time he had the chance to meet Christine and she said the magic words every gay wants to hear, “Hi Mike,” Tim recalls the moment his work-wife saved his ass after a Sean Cody pop up almost ended his career, and Greg looks back on the time his LGBTuncle card was almost revoked. The boys also talk “the world’s tallest bottom,” “White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter,” Sarah Pidgeon being a brown haired it girl, and The Mayhem Ball. They also talk America’s Next Top Model’s complicated legacy, the biggest indicator of a “f*ck boy,” and ask life-changing questions like, “Have you had s*x to “I Miss You” by Adele?”, “Are you familiar with Eli?”, and “Whatever happened to Janice Dickinson?” So Gennifertias, put your hands up for an episode with TWO showmans and ONE iconic game of “Christine Baranski, Christine Ebersole, or Christine Daaé?” Oh, and always remember… “Naomi Watts is Jackie O.” BONK!!!

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Get ready to SCREAM Gennifertias because we’re celebrating *THE* ultimate scream queen. Our Miss Thing this week not only has the best Hollywood name in the game, she’s the most iconic inhaler of all time, the ultimate final girl, the star of ‘Party of Five’, ‘Wild Things’, ‘The Craft’, and ‘Scream 7’… Sidney Prescott herself — NEVE CAMPBELL! In this ep, Tim remembers the time a hippo charged him in the Okavango Delta causing the sun to almost go down on him while Greg recalls the time our Miss Thing talked to him and he had the scariest reaction imaginable. They also talk looksmaxxing, Clavicular, the hottest new dating website Facebook Marketplace, Brandon Sklenar’s fashion choices in ‘The Housemaid’, and do a deep dive on ‘Wuthering Heights.’ Plus, they slice right to the truth with exposing questions like, “What is mogging?”, “Why is every movie twenty minutes too long?”, “Who is the most surprising Scream killer?”, “Are all Olympic coaches wicked?” and “Are any Australians ever in Australia?” So dial up your excitement and craziness to an “Amanda Seyfried 11” and get ready to go on a ride that will leave you “Helen Hunted.” Oh, and really quickly, before we forget, please cheer us on as we compete for Dagestan in couples figure skating. BONK!!!

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Lucky Chaps, get ready to go on A Big Bold Beautiful Journey to some seriously Wuthering Heights ‘cause we’re doing a bonafide Bombshell this week on the pod. Our Miss Thing is a megawatt star-slash-producer extraordinaire with an international smile, the most popular girl in Hollywood, and the fearless scene stealer of all of your favorite movies like ‘Barbie’, ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’, ‘Suicide Squad’, ‘I, Tonya’ and now the steamy ‘Wuthering Heights’ — MARGOT ROBBIE!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he was a finalist at the Austin Film Festival and fell in love with the world’s most glamorous screenwriter, while Greg remembers the time he accidentally “gooned” in a stranger’s car. The boys also talk the wish fulfillment of ‘Pluribus’ and Carol Sturka, Greg gets emotional talking about men’s Olympic figure skating, and Tim takes a big soothing sip of the cozy tea that is ‘UK Celebrity Traitors.’ Plus, they come up with genius casting ideas for Connor Storrie, give a moment to Bad Bunny’s remarkable Super Bowl performance, and ask monumental questions like, “What does SUV stand for?”. So harlequins, grab your finest baseball bat, whip out your blue and blonde hair dye, and get ready to discover what a Quad God is (it’s definitely not the quad you’re thinking). Oh, and if you see Greg on the road in his luxurious stretch limo, be careful… he suffers from car blindness! BONK!!

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Gennifertias, wake up, wake up, it’s time to Come Clean, ‘cause this ep is about to rain down, wake your dreams, and most certainly wash away your sanity! Our Miss Thing this week is the ultimate Disney starlet next door, a little minx, the most famous person to ever have a cartoon on her shoulder, and the star of cinematic classics like, ‘A Cinderella Story’, ‘Lizzie McGuire’, and ‘Younger’ — HILARY DUFF!!! In this ep, Greg gazes all the way back to this past weekend when his husband discovered the beauty of Hilary’s discography and slowly but surely became a Duff-head while Tim remembers the time he was conned into flying First class and it then ruined all of his future flights. The boys also talk Jade’s Los Angeles concert, “Lara Blah,” Dylan O’Brien’s butt in 3D, Tim single-white-femaling “Vanessa Hudgens”, and they go into detail about attending “Music’s First Most Biggest Night” — the Warner Music Pre-Grammy Party. Plus, they do their first ever DONMOMSOS and continue to ask huge questions like, “Why is Amanda Seyfried singing on every talk show?” and “Did Tim hook up with Benson Boone’s manager?” So Gay Matts, get ready to step into the splash zone because this episode is gonna make you wet and remind you What Dreams Are Made of. Oh and remember, the shorts are longer than they appear. BONK!!!

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Throw on your finest tartan plaid Gennifertias ‘cause we’ve got a murderously special episode for you!! This week, not only are we celebrating the most addictive reality show on TV but we also have pop culture royalty in the studio with us. The legend, the icon, and the President & Founder of the Housewives Institute DAME BRIAN MOYLAN joins us on the couch to go as deep as we possibly can on our Miss Thing this week — THE TRAITORS! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was interviewed to be on a reality show and he ended up disempowering himself from telling his own story, Brian remembers the time he attended Alan Cumming’s distinctive fragrance launch party, and Tim recalls the night he was tricked into going to a bar where everyone surprised him by wearing masks of his face. The boys also talk the secret Hadid sister, Adam Rippon, Johnny Weir’s old reality show, Rob’s overalls, Colton’s “baby gay” antics, and the way Maura Higgins “tinks.” Plus, they ask the questions on everyone’s lips like, “Who do you think is going to win The Traitors?”, “Who will be the final Faithfuls?”, and “Who would be the best Faithful to recruit?” Of course before the ep is over Brian graces us with his Housewives hot takes and answers even more essential questions like, “Which housewife do you want to come back the most?” So Inertias, dust off your favorite broach, and come with us on a journey of total gay nonsense that’ll leave you feeling quiet, smart, and hot. Oh, and always remember, “The wig is heavier than the weights.” BONK!!!

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Get in Gennifertias, we’re going shopping! Our Miss Thing this week is so f*cking fetch that every single one of her line reads are burned into our brains. This literal icon is the defining millennial actress, a capital ‘A’ movie stAr, and the most memorable part of cinematic masterpieces like ‘Mean Girls’, ‘Red Eye’, ‘The Notebook’, ‘Wedding Crashers’, ‘The Family Stone’, and the brand new ‘Send Help’ — RACHEL MCADAMS!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he had a whirlwind night with a new boy that quite literally ended in a missed connection while Greg tells the terrible tale of a time he was held hostage by a psychopath on a plane. They also talk TikTok eye color change videos, the beauty of shredding, the mom drama between Hilary Duff and Ashley Tisdale, Mama Kelce, and the huge feud happening within the British Royal Family: The Beckhams. Plus, they get in a heated debate over the duties of an aisle seat sitter and do a very important ranking of Rachel McAdams’ seminal movie performances. So put on your mini skirts, cut some t*tty holes into your white tanks and take a bite of Kälteen Bar with us as we celebrate our favorite Canadian bike riding queen. Oh, and that reminds us, we need to talk about Kip. But next week… BONK!!!

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We have a little extra pep in our step Gennifertias ‘cause we’re celebrating a true multi-hyphenate on the pod this week. Our Miss Thing is a Golden Globe winning actress, dancer, choreographer, video vixen, owner of the best abs in town and giver of generational performances in ‘One Battle After Another’ and 'All's Fair' — TEYANA TAYLOR!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he found himself naked in a hot tub with his boyfriend’s boss while Greg remembers the day he played pickleball for the first time which ended with him cracking himself up. They also talk the angry uncle at Mamma Mia, underbites, ‘On the Nature of Daylight’ being the ultimate cinematic needle drop, and love letters from Trader Joe’s employees. Plus, they ask seminal questions like, “What two actors would you love to see play closeted hockey players on season two of Heated Rivalry?”, “If you were an actor and you needed to make yourself cry, what song would you pick?” and “Who is Michelle?” So put on your beige thongs and get ready to get so much life from this episode that it’ll make you throw a huge f*cking tire. Oh, and before you Fade away in bed tonight, make sure to rate, review, and comment “Introducing Jacobi Jupe as Hamnet and featuring Noah Jupe as Hamlet.” But first… tea. BONK!!!!

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Gennifertias, we just got back from The Cottage… what did we miss?! We know exactly what you CRAVE (formerly Crave TV), and we’re gonna give it to you! Fresh from equally exotic trips to Africa and New Jersey, our first Miss Thing of 2026 is a Game Changer and global phenomenon, a touching story about love and male vulnerability, and the proudly smutty TV series that’s changing the culture as we know it — HEATED RIVALRY!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he and a college “friend” found themselves locked in a Shane & Ilya style lukewarm rivalry which accidentally led one of them to getting caught ‘High Sticking’ while Tim recalls the time he perved out in a Ugandan bar in order to watch the Heated Rivalry finale and ended up bonding with the line cook. They also talk Gen Alpha phrases, Rose Landry, Scott Hunter’s running, the golden age of Nickelodeon, the brand new thing Dubai chocolate, and the disappointing and heartbreaking actions of Nicki Minaj. Plus, they get into Robyn’s new album ‘(S)existential’, Ice Spice’s ‘Big Guy’, and they play the hardest game they’ve ever played — F*ck, Marry, Kill with the butts of Heated Rivalry. So grab your tuna melts and charge up your phones ‘cause we’re about to leave you salivating at The Cabbage (which is the official name of The Cottage). Oh, and remember, this year is giving “H*le out, d*ck flapping.” BONK!!!

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BONK!!! Please enjoy this re-release of the iconic fan favorite Charli XCX episode, a full 53 minutes of pure uncontrolled chaos!! We'll be back with all new episodes on January 13, 2026!

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Let’s ride, Gennifer Zs. You wanna guess the Miss Thing of the week? Then go ahead and put on your lacy black underwear with the little bows (the ones we got you from Tokyo) and split your apple down symmetrical lines because we’re finally giving it up for THE icon/young girl from Essex, queen of working things out on remixes, 365 party girl herself, and ultimate brat — CHARLI XCX. In this ep, Tim recalls the time when he became so Julia and got hit on while having a literal door strapped to his back while Greg looks back to a time he accidentally secondhand smoked a hard substance from a man in a public restroom. Other highlights include: The moment a new friend turned a simple compliment into an impossible quiz, a very delayed Love Island USA binge, the fraught discovery of the birth place of Paul F. Tompkins, and Tim bravely admitting to a recent prank he pulled on Greg. The boys also discuss lid lifts, neck lifts, how all Robs are evil, and for the first time ever are literally saved by a 1-800 number. And as if it weren’t already so confusing sometimes to be a podcast girl, Greg and Tim also put up with multiple technical difficulties, a man banging on their door holding a butter knife, and two fire alarms going off that ultimately result in them having to evacuate the building. Now Hodor brothers and sisters, fall in love again and again as you drive all night listening b2b to this truly chaotic episode where everything goes wrong. Never forget: crack is whack. BONK! 

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