"Attention, shoppers! The mall will be closing in five minutes for a bloodbath!" This week we're getting into the holiday shopping spirit by talking 1986's Chopping Mall. We'll discuss filthy pizza joints, a fear of technology versus a fear of lightning, and the insane amount of connections to huge horror franchises contained within.

Hey maniacs, we've finally got our first guest episode! This week we're joined by Allen from the fantastic podcasts Werewolf Ambulance and Marveling At Marvel's Marvels to talk about Nomads from 1986. This very confusing movie follows a nomadic tribe of demons, a French anthropologist and the doctor who witnessed his last moments alive. We'll chat about LA punk landmarks, the Nuge, and director John McTiernan's complete lack at understanding women.

It took 12 episodes but we're finally tapping a film from the Troma trough! This week we're dissecting the 1988 flick Death By Dialogue, in which a group of teens visiting an isolated house find a haunted movie script that starts to pick them off one by one. In between fits of us butchering character names, we discuss bad Geddy Lee impressions, volleyball montages, and an anecdote about Ken Sagoes' bird books.

What's that smell? Did someone burn the turkey? Nope, it's the steaming pile of Home Sweet Home from 1981! Body By Jake plays a PCP-fueled serial killer terrorizing a large family's ranch on Thanksgiving Day. Pass the stuffing and we'll talk about making Squidward noises in bed, Gregg's aversion to needle-based body horror, and this family's weird obsession with peas.

Excelsior, maniacs! This week we're jumping into the pages of the comic book-themed creature feature Cellar Dweller from 1988. A secluded art school is ravaged by a demon who comes to life in the real world via one comic artist's illustrations. Issues in this issue include hitting a lock with a blunt object to open it, 80s cleaning montages, and the Schmecronomicon (not to be confused with the Necronomicon).

Hide And Seek is the name of the game this week as we discuss 1989's weird horror/thriller Hider In The House! The prolific Gary Busey plays a recently discharged mental patient who shacks up in an unsuspecting family's attic. We'll discuss the oeuvre of Mimi Rogers, archaic technology, and accidental anti-John Carpenter propaganda.

Gather 'round, boys and ghouls, the Creep has some stories to share with us! Creepshow 2 is our movie this week and our first Stephen King project we're tackling. Topics include aspects of this film that definitely do not hold up in 2017, keeping your porno in the fridge, and the magic of car phones.

The clock is ticking! Join us for episode 7 where we talk through stuffy noses about the Myers-less Halloween III: Season Of The Witch! While it failed to launch the Halloween series as an anthology, it succeeded in warming our hearts. Topics breached include 80s Halloween costumes, the artistic merit of The Real Ghostbusters, and the persuasive powers of Tom Atkins' mustache.

Practice those wedding vows and lock your doors, because this week we're talking about He Knows You're Alone! A crazed killer stalks and murders brides-to-be before their big day, and he's got Amy Jensen in his sights. We'll gab about the music of Sesame Street, jogging with your hair down, badass amusement park rides, and the big screen debut of Tom Hanks!

Well, we picked a really bad week to review a movie with Harvey Weinstein's name on it. What a piece of trash. Anyway, make some smores and join us around the campfire because we're talking about The Burning from 1981. After a prank goes wrong, a horribly burned camp caretaker exacts his revenge on anyone in his way, which includes Jason Alexander, Fisher Stevens, Ned Eisenberg and Holly Hunter. We'll talk about bad John Travolta impressions, dancing pecs, and the unmatched technical prowess of Tom Savini.