We’ve spiraled into chaos today, from debating if our boss is "hot" to Dan reliving a "stiffy webby" trauma involving Speedos and Roman Jandals. Plus, Clint’s 9-year-old is juggling three crushes, and we’re trying to figure out if being "honest and plain" is actually a compliment.

• 00:00 – Hot Chocolate Energy and the "Hot Boss" debate.

• 02:08 – The Cute, Funny, Sexy, Smart game (and why Dan is "Plain").

• 04:36 – Clint’s 9-year-old son is a total player.

• 06:50 – Dan’s Speedos and the "Stiffy Webby" core memory.

• 08:15 – The Roman Jandal escape and "Lymph Node" flirting.