We went from zero to one hundred way too fast today. It all started with a simple country elimination and somehow devolved into whether Dan got drooled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo—or if it was something way worse. You are absolutely not ready for the rabbit hole we fell down trying to figure out if you can tell the difference between tiger spit and tiger jiz.

To settle a separate argument about what a "chuff" actually is, we even ended up asking a medical expert a very questionable question. Plus, we put ourselves through a hypothetical lie detector test to find out if we're actually cool.

• 00:00 - Whipping out France from the country jar.

• 00:30 - The surprisingly real history of French kissing.

• 01:13 - Dan gets dribbled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo.

• 01:34 - The great tiger jiz vs. tiger saliva debate.

• 02:27 - What on earth is a chuff? (Spoiler: It has a lot of definitions).

• 03:10 - Can you get pregnant from anal sex? We ask a medical expert.

• 04:00 - The lie detector test: Are we actually cool?

• 05:15 - Meg's drumming skills and embarrassing BP moments.

• 06:12 - Why does Dan bounce when he walks and does Meg waddle?