Jackie is back from Paris Fashion Week with the raw retinas to prove it. After contracting conjunctivitis, she recaps her medical trauma whilst abroad. She also discusses the Oscars and breaks down her best dressed. Apologies to Vanessa Hudgens.
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Parisian Secretion

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Jackie dissects controversial Taylor Swift lyrics, has another almost altercation at her local Homegoods and celebrates lesbian visibility week!

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Petty Young Thing

Jackie publishes her first work of literature by way of Yelp review after being attacked by a rat in Home Depot, reviews the new Taylor Swift album, and about 462 other topics she can't remember because she has rabies.

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Jackie dissects Coachella culture, Gen Z ruining everything, Pookie updates and women's sports.
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Glochella

Jackie phones friend Heather McMahan for emotional support dealing with grief, the eclipse, manipulative marital strategies and red carpet disasters.
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Lessons in Detachment with Heather McMahan

Jackie debuts her latest act of philanthropy, celebrates Easter by relishing in families get hit with a tundra and discusses the latest in pop culture news.
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Parisian Secretion

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