Sting visits Penn in the Monkey Room; Penn visits Sting at Celine Dion's house, & incontrovertible proof that nostalgia is always wrong.

Stealing from Piff, maudlin promo reels, & losing friends at strip clubs.

Jandro trades a dream for room service, bill in head, & Matt's a little too AGT.  Brought to you by Harry's Shave Company & Stamps.com:

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Details on the shows with Jandro in Valencia, Spain; a tip for improv comedy assistance; & finding common ground with Trump.  Sponsored by Masterclass:

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How to game game shows, how to pass an inverse Turing test, & "khilarryus" is not the word.  Featuring Jandro, & brought to you by Masterclass:

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Reevaluating an act for television, relearning the words for grasshopper & squirrel, & retiming musicals for children. Brought to you by Express VPN:

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The failure file, why we should reconsider intertitle cards, & the world's most satisfied extras.  Sponsored by Stamps.com, Harry's Shave Company, & Masterclass:

Getting expelled from school, & everything you need to know about banking collapses.

Negotiating with Walmart, mayonnaise vs. Miracle Whip, & the cure for what ails ya.