Sarah watches the holy trinity - a double whopper of Miami and OC's mega-WTF moments - and realizes content this incredible is worthy of giving thanks. So after a day of silent contemplation (aka being up until 4am because of all the TV avail), she lights one of Carlton's fave serenity candles and invites her "Julia is bad" spiritual advisor, Louis Peitzman (Housewives writer and culture commentator). Over the course of this two-part mega episode, they discuss all the highs, lows, and oh, omg, ohs on RHOM, RHOC, and The Valley, including Naked Wasted's return to Orange County, why Shannon Beador is the Daniel Day Lewis of Coto de Caza (she's a cobbler!), Tamra's turn against Gretchen and Katie, Lisa and Larsa's fight over Marcus and Jody, Kiki's heart-wrenching reveal about threats against her by loved ones/family, why Julia and Martina need to be literally anywhere but Bravo, Janet and Jason v. the world, and more. Consider this another 2.5 hour mini convo - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 701! Part 1!

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Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza:

Women Wage Peace: Women Wage Peace is the largest grassroots peace movement in Israel whose purpose is to promote a political agreement, involving women in the process. Today the movement has more than 44,000 members. 

NewGround: a Muslim-Jewish Partnership for Change: NewGround envisions an America where Muslims and Jews and others, both secular and religious, model lasting partnerships and engagement in authentic communication and mutual cooperation. The organization empowers Muslims, Jews and allies to bridge divisions and leverage shared values to strengthen our communities and our fragile democracy. 

Standing Together: Standing Together  is a progressive grassroots movement mobilizing Jewish and Palestinian citizens of Israel against the occupation and for peace, equality, and social justice. We know that the majority have far more in common than that which sets us apart and only a tiny minority benefits from the status quo. The future that we want — peace and independence for Israelis and Palestinians, full equality for everyone in this land, and true social, economic, and environmental justice — is possible.

Solutions Not Sides: Solutions Not Sides has been teaching skills of empathy, active listening, communication, critical thinking and conflict resolution through exploration of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict since 2010. Our programme is based on three key values: non-violence, equality for all, and the rejection of hatred.

Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF): PCRF is the primary humanitarian organization in Palestine, delivering crucial and life-saving medical relief and humanitarian aid where it is needed most. Access to essential resources like food, clean water, and healthcare is severely limited. Urgent action is needed. With your support, we can continue this vital work, ensuring that the over one million children of Gaza receive the urgent care they need and deserve. https://www.pcrf.net/

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