wow. wow. WOW.  Jessi has emerged from a foam party in Cabo to tell you EVERYTHING about her girls trip; including who hit on her, who danced with her and why she ended up semi-nude and covered in foam.

While she was in Mexico, everyone born before 2001 was at Coachella! Jessi breaks down the stories you NEED TO KNOW about the music festival, that have NOTHING TO DO with music. Plus, there were devastating breakups for the Golden Bachelor AND Ryan Gosling so we heal their pain with our favorite break up songs! All that plus Taylor Swift vs Joe Alwyn and Nike vs Pubic Hair - DJ AIRHORN SOUND EFFECT- jump in the pool in nothing but a thong, this episode is WILD. 

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It’s our first post-eclipse episode and we are reaching TOTALITY (still not sure what that means). Jojo Siwa has officially entered her Bad-Girl Era and it’s Good?! Prince William’s dirty text messages are uncovered, Rihanna spent the afternoon at a Color Me Mine and it’s about time we made some rules about airplane etiquette. Which armrest can you use? Should you recline your seat? What do you do if someone else’s hair is in your space? Jessi has answers. 

Plus, Jillian Anderson went back to work on the X-Files 10 days after a C-Section and Jessi feels her pain. For the first time, Jessi talks about her regrets returning to work after birthing twins and there. are. tears. Send someone an aubergine emoji and let’s DO THIS.

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This episode is a Real Life Boogie and a Real Life Hoedown as Jessi tries to convince Jason to listen to Beyonce’s COWBOY CARTER (instead of Melissa Joan Hart’s Sabrina The Teenage Witch Soundtrack). Then, she thirsts after, I mean, discusses the appeal of Travis Kelce’s “Dad Bod” in the name of SCIENCE, a Tik Tok therapist explains why listening to Pitbull is good for our mental health, Ariana Madix is the bad guy now and how much would you pay for the Titanic door? 

Plus! Jessi lied last week when she said flying alone with three kids was easy. The flight home was a disaster, Jessi explains why she had to PAY the woman sitting in front of her.    

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Turns out it wasn’t The Masked Singer. This week, Jessi (and the WORLD) issue a formal apology to Kate Middleton. Then, Rebel Wilson joins the #MEANtoo Movement and calls out yet another A-List A-Hole. Plus! Would you work out with your partner NAKED and when is the last time you PEED YOUR PANTS? Apparently game show contestants do it… A LOT.  

All of this is coming to you LIVE from Vancouver, BC where Jessi has flown ALONE WITH THREE KIDS. She survived to tell you all why it wasn’t actually so bad. (don’t tell Evan). 

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It’s the episode Jessi has waited ALL WEEK A LIFETIME to record! She’s giving ALL the insider details about being at the Justin Timberlake concert when *NSYNC performed together for the first time in 20 years! Warning: She did BLACK OUT for most of the performance, but she’s piecing it back together for YOU. Plus, was the new *NSYNC single rejected from the TROLLS soundtrack? Jessi has EVIDENCE that it was. 

Then- we get into Royal News! Kate Middleton is back (or is she?) Prince William had an affair (or did he?) and will you buy Meghan Markle's legume-based spreads? Jessi watched Love Is Blind Season 6 and turns out, Love is NOT Blind, nor does it look like Meghan Fox. Plus, we dive into the Oprah Ozempic Special and it will change your perspective on weight loss. All that AND a voicemail about John Cena?! Let’s DO THIS. 

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It’s our SEASON 2 PREMIERE!! To celebrate, Jessi reunites with Heidi Montag for the first time in 10 years to clear the air. Did Heidi HATE The After Show? What did she REALLY think of Dan and Jessi?  Was Spencer ACTUALLY a threat to their safety at the series finale? Does Heidi still want to be the new Michael Jackson? All that, and  SHOCKING revelations about money, fame, plastic surgery, motherhood and making NEW MUSIC! (stream ‘SUPERFICIAL’ now) 

Plus, Jessi breaks down the HIGHS and LOWS of The Oscars, investigates Kate Middleton’s disappearance and unpacks the explosive behind-the-scenes DRAMA on Queer Eye. If this was a visual medium, you could read Jessi’s Body Language to see HOW EXCITED SHE IS FOR THIS PREMIERE… but it is a podcast, so trust us on this one, and enjoy!

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Hot off her sold-out comedy show, Jessi is coming at you LIVE from a blizzard in SASKATCHEWAN ! Yes, this final mid-season banger is as glamorous as it seems, as Jessi gets empowered by Pitbull’s new single and discusses Bradley Cooper naked. 

Plus, when you should you stop being nude in front of your kids? Is it OK for Kristin Cavallari to date a 24 yr old Tik Toker? And, on the eve of International Women’s Day, Jessi revisits her surprisingly deep and moving conversation with comedian Debra Digiovanni. Put on your toques, your snow boots, your bunny hugs and ENJOY!

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BENNIFER 4EVA! Jessi was moved to TEARS (and AROUSED) watching the new Jlo & Ben Affleck documentary “The Greatest Love Story Never Told”, Pitbull is opening a restaurant in a Walmart, Trayvis Swelce spent a romantic day at … The ZOO? And Beyonce might be facing legal action from Franklin The Turtle… But does “Texas Hold ‘Em” sound like the “Franklin” theme song? Jessi lets YOU, The PEOPLE decide. 

Then, make sure you’re wearing underpants, because the Paparazzi is here! Jessi revisits the time she went on on a STAKEOUT with NYC Paparazzi Cesar Pena. As they wait for Ashley Olsen to emerge with her new baby, Jessi asks him EVERYTHING she has ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW. How does he know where famous people are? What is the most money he’s made off a single photo? Which celebrities call him? Which celebrities swear at him? Cesar TELLS ALL. 

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This is Me… Jessi in an ALL-NEW MID SEASON BANGER! I watched Jlo’s “This Is Me… Now: A Love Story” so you don’t have to! I take back everything I said about Beyonce’s country album and I get shamed for not believing in Trayvis Swelce. Also, I took my daughter to the American Girl Doll Store and I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. 

Plus! Only Fans has been all over the news this week, so I re-visit my conversation with top creator and viral sensation Elle Brooke. She tells me EVERYTHING I EVER wanted to know about Only Fans but was too embarrassed to ask… until now.  How does it work? How much money does she make? And why is she grateful to Piers Morgan for shaming her on Live TV? She’s telling Jessi EVERYTHING and selling her knickers to the highest bidder! Enjoy!

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“VIVA LAS VEGAS!” This is the SUPERBOWL of mid-season bangers… and Jessi is tackling (pun intended) The GAME! The HALFTIME SHOW! The NUDITY! The LOVE STORY! The AFTER PARTIES! The BEYONCE SINGLES! And …will Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift stay together after what transpired on Sunday Night? Jessi has THOUGHTS.  Plus, we revisit her call with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard, because, if we’ve learned one thing from the NFL, it’s capitalize on Taylor Swift while you can!

Speaking of love and romance, this episode was recorded on Valentines Day so Jessi’s husband Evan drops by to tell her why she’s not getting flowers or candy this year, and her 6 year old son Dray weighs in on love, romance and… his girlfriend? To quote Usher ‘Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh… OH MY GOD.” Enjoy!

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