Ranking NFL Teams using CFP standards

49ers - quality wins

Kansas City - because we WANT KC to do well

Dallas Cowboys - they play in a tough division, and you only have one win over a team with a winning record, and some BAD losses, but you’re DALLAS, how can we not put you in there?!

Buffalo - even though you just blew out the team ahead of you, and you’re only 8-6, but you’ve been good lately!

Baltimore Ravens - yeah, tied for best record in the NFL, but your QB hasn’t gotten the job done ever in the playoffs, so you’re not worthy

Eagles - their QB was sick in their last game

Miami - We get it, you have the 2nd best record in the AFC, but do you actually have a quality win?

Detroit - because you’re Detroit