Jay Lawrence and Matt Dyson reveal the unusual way in which their Absolute Radio boss rates their performance. And Producer Liam's old Facebook status' cause a stir in the studio.

RNR Football - Vampire? Emo? Rocker? I'd Still Love You

Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. If by action you mean mucking about, making fun of footballers and generally not knowing what's going on, then this is the show for you.

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In this episode, Matt Forde and Matt Dyson delve into Wayne Rooney's unusual sleep routine and uncover Producer Liam's drunken antics from the previous night.

RNR Football - Sliding Into Footballers DMs

Dyso & Fordey reminisce on their first ever experiences at subway, and get a very special visit from Noel Gallagher in the séance of the living who weighs in on his favourite sandwich memories too!

RNR Football - Sandwich Saturday

Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you an action packed show in which the dynamic duo delve into the murky and disturbing world of children's birthday parties...

RNR Football - The Fecal Birthday Bash

Matt Forde is joined by guest co-host, Paul McCaffrey for a day of football and graffiti chat!

RNR Football - The Flaming Penguin

Richie Firth steps in alongside Matt Dyson, with the latter contracting a computer virus mid show. Plus the duo attempt to build an Easter themed XI!

RNR Football - Vampire? Emo? Rocker? I'd Still Love You

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