Matt and Matt are here to get you through the International Weekend. They chat about shaving footballers, Matt Dyson's fashion choices and transplants footballers should have!

Frank Skinner joins Matt and Matt as part of his 10 hour broadcast marathon. They chat about jobs footballers do once they retire, family football allegiances and confusing sightings of Arsene Wenger.

Dyson is off on his holidays, so this week Matt Forde is joined by guest co-host Chris Scull. They oversee an absolute goalfest across the country, and discuss nearly meeting footballers, whether Vialli is bald, and Jesse Lingard having an existential meltdown...

In today's show we address Brendan Rodgers' secret life as a robot, homemade football outfits inspired by a David Luiz leather jacket, and like much of the country, Fordey's Mark Lawrenson gaffe.

Celebrating by the cojones, McDonalds kits, the Rock N Roll Football Supporters Club & David Attenborough commentating on Marcus Rashford

For some reason Matt and Matt came in to do the show when there was literally 1 FA Cup game on. So, in lieu of actual scores, they talked about football Valentine's gifts gone wrong, politicians getting football wrong, and to cap it all off producer Daisy accidentally got the Gladiator theme music wrong. GREAT SUCCESS!

Messrs Forde and Dyson are back together, and they discuss: the worst day of Fordey's life, piano concertos, a mad fan smashing TVs to smithereens, and much more. Essential listening.

Matt Forde is off this week, so Matt Dyson teams up with Ben Burrell for intelligent discussion on Andrey Arshavin's ghost haunting a man (Andrey is still very much alive), Rhian Brewster's eyebrows, and Ben offends large parts of the Midlands with an accent. Essential listening.

The Matt's are reunited It's a packed show full of airhorns galore, the boys give the new medical craze sweeping sport a try plus the worst Premier League XI of all time!