On this week's **award-nominated** show, talk naturally turns to Matt Forde's Cheerios addiction, before merging seamlessly with Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher's squeaky argument, heading via Matt Dyson's ridiculous workout routine. All covered with a liberal sprinkling of daft impressions.

After a flippant comment about 'dubbin', Matt and Matt wondered what other retro football terms were overdue a revival. Cue: a bombardment of memories from listeners, including the merits of Mitre balls, Bukta kits, Quaser boots and much more. Elsewhere, Forde forgets what league Swansea are in, and Dyson forgets he's in a radio studio...

The boys are back, after the international break, as Matt Dyson says, normal life is resumed. Fordey's back with stories of his holiday, including a bad experience while whale watching. Also, Mourinho gets provoked, Jermaine Pennant's on Jeremy Kyle and the boys get too excited too soon about Nottingham Forest game.

On this week's show / shambles, Matt and Matt celebrate Absolute Radio's 10th birthday by remembering what was happening in football 10 years ago - Schteve McClaren going Dutch being a memorable highlight. Elsewhere, talk naturally turns to Grant Holt becoming a wrestler. Plus, a bottle of port is in the studio...

Commemorating the late great Chas from Chas & Dave, our very own duo Matt & Matt wonder why modern artists aren't writing songs about sports. As well as that, they discuss some classy West Ham earrings, Pochettino picking on cows, and then get a bit giddy when Forest score late-on...

The Premier League returns (Huzzah) and with all the drama of today's scores the Matts talk port and that turns into a chimney chat, with a real life chimney sweep on air! Also, Noel Gallagher drops by, or does he... Plus lots of football-related stuff!

Matt & Matt outdo each other with their anniversary faux pas, try to get to grips with the new international tournament and say "That's what the Nations League is all about".

Messrs. Forde and Dyson invent a new way of doing a shout-out, discuss Terry Venables' dystopian prediction for the future of football, and reveal that Matt Dyson has a quite frankly disturbing alternate career dream. All that, and lots more guff besides.

A cracking game in the Sweet Things Derby, can Unai Emery get his first win as Arsenal boss, and highlights from this week's show such as Limericks about Willy Boly, a Gordon Brown story and Matt Dyson always reporting goals enthusiastically.

On this week's show, Matt Forde and Matt Dyson were once more sampling the delights of Edinburgh. And by delights we mean working their way through a deep-fried pizza and Irn-Bru. They discussed irrational hatreds, a work of literary genius, and discovered that Dyson is very much against dill...