1. We go for a long weekend stay at Desire to tan our quarantine-paled bodies and hang with some of our Patrons before we are seen by the masses.
2. We have our hottest hook-up ever and head home with some new things.
3. We interview our sexers and confess the importance of being honest and upfront; addressing the elephant in the room, even if it's hammered!
4. Get in on the ground floor of Richard's new business!

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1. Our first day back at Desire, we discuss the rules and the vibe, and we totally forget how to do our job.
2. Richard performs anal in his first play, in three acts: Anal, Anal, Anal.
3. We give shoutouts to our new sponsor and almost a hundred people who sponsor us for no reason!
4. We discuss butt plugs with tails with Jeff & Karen and what could happen to cause Richard to walk into the ocean and never return.
5. We reveal this month's addictions and a few more names.

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1. Richard's grocery shopping excursions become challenging. Our bedroom is seeing more elaborate fantasies giving the Red Light District a run for the money.
2. We receive medical advice to prep for Dr. Jeff and The Apocalypse with Dr. Jeff & Karen for our extremely hot and shredded post world clan. We will use sex to barter once we run out of Cheetos.
3. Former Playmaker Bee chimes in on our new business ventures. Lauren's director skills come to light while shooting a dirty vid and it proves to be worse than working with Michael Bay.

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Rapid fire interviews about slapping prostitute fantasies, the correct flavor or Gatorade, and possible names for Lauren’s panty company. With special guests Spiritual Swingers.

- We recant our last hoorah at Desire before the apocalypse.

- The quarantine has Lauren missing people, turning more germaphobic, and questioning selling panties.

- Richard takes the Tesla (Kia) in for service, realizing speaking bad Spanish with a mask can void the warranty.

- We dive into the dumpster and pull out geckos, bad jokes, and Desire water volleyball tactics.

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1. Superhero or messiah, Richard is saving people again from scorpions to scat while celebrating his birthday at Desire!
2. We ask our dying questions to an ER doctor we met at Desire after she warns Richard about his junk jewelry.
3. Richard explores his midwife approach to the lifestyle, time management skills, and decides on a new wardrobe staple.
4. We play at the hot tub using social distancing.

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Guest interviews and rapid fire interviews with Desire guests about obligatory sex, kilts, and things that have been stuck inside them.

1. Richard leaves his mark on New Year's Eve!
2. Richard gets cold everything, forcing us into a week of celibacy.
3. We finish some unfinished business ending up on the right side of the tracks.
4. We go on a partially blind date and record the whole thing in real time.

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1. We push the age and capacity envelope and run into a few spills along the way.
2. Richard gives his penis a stern "talking to" during a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
3. Lauren almost gets into a "cock ring fight" in the jacuzzi. Lauren gathers a crowd to try on junk jewelry.
4. We reach out to Dr. Jeff and Karen for the smarts behind why "that alcohol" makes us get crazy, wild, and angry. Thankfully, Dr. Jeff knows everything and we believe him because, ya know...science.

Interviews from Desire guests ( *with horrific sound (sorry) ) about sexy professions, penis pressure, liquors to stay away from, and taking us for a ride.

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1. We check into Desire Riviera Maya as guests and spend two days making sure to get everything in.
2. Richard sustains an injury and goes back for more.
3. We kidnap Bee, the Playmaker, and bring her to the house!!! (pause) For an interview. We talk to Bee about her career, Instagram, views on Desire, and her assets.
4. We venture out of the house for trouble. Who knew vanilla resorts could be so, not vanilla? We didn't, and we liked it! We’re getting a lot of booty calls lately.

Interviews from Desire guests about junk jewelry, strap ons, sexy hotels, and cover stories for the vanilla friends we have in common.

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1. Free bikinis for everyone!! More Temptation talk and Richard seeks Lauren’s advice for better flirting tactics. Richard also works on a new laugh for himself.
2. We talk to Dr. Jeff and Karen about more sexy things. Ejaculate. And not so sexy things. Menopause. Richard makes a pledge to Karen to keep her alive if ever on a deserted island.
3. Public sex. Watching and being watched is a topic as Richard and Lauren begin preliminary plans and hire an architect for their new lifestyle resort.

Interviews from Desire Resorts guests about drying up, the bad flirting styles, sexy socks, and the right amount of ejaculate.

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• Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

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