Welcome to Rare Breeds, the unhinged group chat you can’t mute. Today we run a chaotic “Which Quarterback Are You In Relationships?” quiz, crown a backup QB2, and psychoanalyze the “other girl” era. We plan our full send to the Renaissance Festival with costumes, knives, and turkey legs, confess why adult roller coasters now equal acid reflux, and break down the Louvre heist like hot-criminal sommeliers. We rant about Dancing With The Stars, true crime brain, and finish with a messy draft of our biggest icks. If your wallet has velcro or you plug your nose in the pool, consider this your warning.

Topics: dating quiz, backup quarterback energy, Renaissance Festival, true crime, Louvre heist, Dancing With The Stars, amusement park anxiety, adulting heartburn, biggest icks, Rare Breeds podcast.

Listen, comment on your QB tier, and tag a friend who is absolutely third-string pretending to be a starter.

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