參賽者：只有JT vs. Alexi

說笑話：make/ tell a joke

冷笑話: a dad joke

黃色笑話：a dirty joke/ an adult joke

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笑話（一）

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

（誰懂這個笑話的哏？）

笑話（二）

Q: Why shouldn’t you believe a man in bed?

A: Because he is lying.　（躺著＝說謊）

笑話（三）

Q: Why do people feel stronger on Saturdays and Sundays?

A: Because all the other days are week (weak) days.　（weekday平日＝weak day 弱弱的日子）

笑話（四）

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

Wife: "Awwww, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"　（上面我說的都只是在開玩笑）

笑話（五）

Q: Ｗhat do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No idea (no-eye-deer) XDDDDDDDD

笑話（六）

Q: Why did the bicycle collapse?

A: Because it was too tired (two tires).

笑話（七）

Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

＃CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

（說英文才是真正的毒瘤）

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