Shutdown Fullcast

• We have invented several new forms of golf
• It's Merch Madness time! What's that mean? Several things! First, we've got some new items up in the Shutdown Fullstore (www.preownedairboats.com) celebrating Protect Trans Kids University
• But that's not all: From now through the end of the month (that month is March 2025), ALL proceeds from our store – PTKU gear, Antioch the Birthday Spider greeting cards, everything – will be divided evenly and donated to Trans Lifeline (https://translifeline.org/), the Transgender Law Center (https://transgenderlawcenter.org/), and Point of Pride (https://www.pointofpride.org/)
• The celebration won't stop there; more about that at the end of the month
• And coming up next month: The 2025 Charitibundi Bowl begins on April 14
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
• Let's break down some brackets! What is in the brackets? Let's all find out together!
• At long last, witness the return of Cookie, the camp cook
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
• Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Dale update

Let's check in on our favorite childhood pal, Peeing Calvin Window Decal

Clemson and Florida State and the ACC make up, sort of. Surely nothing like this will never happen again

Welcoming Bobby Bowden back to the show

This week on Podcast Business: Soft banks, hard decisions

Jason and Spencer announce some new projects

Ryan tests his skills as an actuary

Sharing our offseason goals and ungoals

Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure

Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/

Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

• It's possible we had other plans for this episode. Those plans went out the window in the first minute after Ryan asked Spencer, Holly, and Surber why they loved Dale Earnhardt
• Pluto is still a planet
• Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Caleb Curtis
• Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
• Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

A quick round of Let's Remember Some Defunct Professional Football Teams, Or Are They

There's a new Civ game out, so please enjoy Spencer and Jason's presences while we have them

Actually we made the whole episode out of Civ, sorry

Introducing the Hog Of Mirth: Somehow Not A Sex Thing

Making stolen relics in Hobby Lobby work for YOU

Enter The Potatotorium

Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/

Read Jason's novel and catch up on the Vacation Bible School Podcast: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

- WELCOME TO THE OFFSEASON, where we discuss things like

- How come Nic Cage has never played an astronaut

- Activating your glutes to podcast

- A basketball legend named Foots

- The Tragic, Recurring Tale of Montoya

- Matt Patricia, Wikipedia nightmare

- A canonical announcement about the Tooth Fairy's NFL loyalty

- This week's theme was arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

- Enjoy the musical stylings of Surber's band, Killer Antz https://killerantz.bandcamp.com/

- Consider Ryan's narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com

- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

- Read Jason writing at The Athletic's CFB newsletter, Until Saturday https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/newsletters/until-saturday/

- Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

The Internet's Only College Football Podcast teams up with noted NFL/media criticism podcast Split Zone Duo to review. Topics include:

- Stadium Tarp or Giant Blanket?

- How to Acquire Vintage Diseases and Maladies

- The World's Largest Outdoor Grave Desecration- Best Birthday for a Michigan Mom

- The Siren Song of Hot Chocolate

- Go Birds

- Go Bills

- Do Not Go Jags

- And then we turned off the recorder for a DARK MATCH

- Theme song arranged by Trey McClure

- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com - Check out Jason's free newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

- This show title is not about Jerry Jones but we do talk about Jerry Jones - Surprisingly normal assessment of a college football personnel move (alarming, we know) - Ryan reveals a recent moment of failure to be a true Eagles fan - Holly Anderson plays the role of Spencer Hall - The Super Bowl: Mount Healthy vs. Scorpion Bay - Important new business idea for cat owners that you can't steal from us

- This week's theme song arranged and performed by Todd Kitchen

- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com - Check out Jason's free newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

- More attempts at ASMR from Ryan - When Airplanes Get Hungry - The worst place to watch Act II of Oklahoma - The Mystery of the Abandoned Retirement Community Car - Katie vs. Biker Gang vs. Cops vs. Katie - Sewage Pump Missile Keys - May God grant you the confidence of a lady who brings her bird wherever she pleases - Forklifts: The Ultimate Revenge Tool - Bring Him Home (him is a gun)

- This week's theme song arranged and performed by Michael Surber with Metallica

- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com - Check out Jason's free newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

• The title game is still going on when this episode begins. It is over when the episode ends. Relive the final 13 minutes and 54 seconds with us!
• This isn't as entertaining as the time we popped in live during that one Bama-Clemson title game. You know the one, where Bama used their kicker as a lead blocker on 4th and 6. Also, Clemson was lined up in a FG-safe alignment five yards off the line of scrimmage because it was 4th and 6. So as soon as the kicker bailed on his usual thing (immediately), Nyles Pinckney (a freshman!) put Mac Jones on the ground before he’d even fully started to run from his kneeling position. You remember. Anyway, nothing half so interesting happens here, but we do get a live doink reaction, and also capture the instant emotion of watching a team in a high-pressure situation try and single-cover Jeremiah Smith.
• Welp, time to go job hunting with Ryan Day!
• Tracking Ohio State superfans through the stadium
• A detailed discussion of what happens to various bodily fluids applied to field turf
• Checking in with an old friend online (it's Sean Connery)
• A structural examination of Puddles, which is the name of Oregon's mascot
• The least family-friendly Milton Berle moment ever seen on this show
• Steven Spielberg movies, ranked
• Career advice for Jack Sawyer
• Will Howard drop the skincare regimen pls, Gotham must know
• Let's look back at our playoff picks!
• Setting the agenda for the next six to eight years of Florida State jokes
• Do you agree??
• Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
• Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

• The college football playoff national championship game is next week. But first: The Dallas Cowboys
• Followed by a quick trip to either France, Spain, or Italy
• Whichever country this is, they're surprisingly uptight about body mods!
• Practical advice for your next urologist visit
• Here's where to send your submissions for our upcoming live show in Atlanta: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-RO3RXmN98fYnkeNBrfI6tqXcV7MOnhXC0q7E7Lbz7k/viewform
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
• Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/