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One thing you can’t ever do is give us a football player with a toothsome name

We have a question for Kirby

An update from the classroom of Professor “Plum” Surber

🎶 LOOKIN’ AT THE SCHEDULE TIME 🔂

Jason previews a desolate Week 3 Watch Grid

We briefly and unfortunately remember who is coaching UAB now

Spencer attempts a word problem with disastrous results

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It’s our first-ever non-emergent LOL BAMA LOST episode? Curious

Clemson, that box score might be infected

The gang meets a new presidential candidate

Floating through the nebula of your mandatory Colorado opinion

Assessing Daffy Duck as a physical threat

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- Cap'n Surber, our intrepid producer and Actual Clemson Enthusiast, has some things on his heart!

- The return of "Duke Football? HELL YES, Duke Football!" for any and all possible meanings of "Duke Football"

- A genuinely educational segment on new NCAA clock rule changes that sends Jason to the precipice of an emotional abyss

- A genuine appeal to let the rankings breathe a little

- Michigan's main character syndrome

- Which host is a font of Gilmore Girls lore? The answer may surprise you!

- Let's look at Week 2, and imagine the stakes-based horrors to come!

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Week One is not even close to done, but we’ve found another platform to haunt. You will never be rid of us. 

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Notes

- IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK

- IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK

- IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK

- IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK

- IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK

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Jason’s Epcot citizenship is revealed

How to celebrate Jim Harbaugh during his forthcoming suspension

News about the Fullcast After Dark! Find out where and when it will be! Eventually!

Genuinely exciting breaking news out of South Carolina

YOUR bold predictions take center stage as we sail into Week 0

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Holly and Spencer fight a Greek god in real life … but which one??

Which program’s message board culture is the most preternaturally chill heading into the season?

Workshopping the concept of “rollover crimes”

Ryan, like the SAW puppet but handsomer, introduces a new game that ends in a thrilling cliffhanger

Holly offers some exclusive housekeeping tips

Jason poses one of the great philosophical questions of our time (what is the most pointless decaffeinated beverage?), which sets the team down a dark path

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The gang assembles in front of the Shutdown Fullboard with erudite guest Charles “Ugarles” Star to do what we all do best: Thoroughly researched X&O breakdowns

Breakdowns of what? Mind your own business

Speaking of minding your own business: An appreciative Zaprudering of strength and conditioning levels on display during the recent bout of Montgomery Pontoon Fugue

A brief and uneventful visit to Ron Desantis’s WikiFeet page

Big podcast business week! Introducing Shutdown Fullbooks, Buried Treasure, and We’re Not All Like This

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Ryan puts Spencer in the cold cold ground inside the 3-minute mark

Too hot in Miami for this much fleece, John Ruiz!

Let’s Remember Some Schools The Pac-12 Could’ve Had

How far will the Big Ten’s historical fightiness go?

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Did you know there’s a theme song that upsets nearby dogs more than the Casio Dog one? Right, so it’s this one

Ryan does some cross-pond anthropology and spots a legendary creature

Todd plays the hero! Hello, Todd!

Spencer discovers “The Most Hooters Death Possible”

How basic knowledge of Gronk can help you meet new friends abroad

Awww, Harburgers

Jason has prepared some Sober Michigan Discipline Content

The team practices Bryan VanGorder awareness

The team offers up great Barbenheimer moments in history

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