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Did you know there’s a theme song that upsets nearby dogs more than the Casio Dog one? Right, so it’s this one

Ryan does some cross-pond anthropology and spots a legendary creature

Todd plays the hero! Hello, Todd!

Spencer discovers “The Most Hooters Death Possible”

How basic knowledge of Gronk can help you meet new friends abroad

Awww, Harburgers

Jason has prepared some Sober Michigan Discipline Content

The team practices Bryan VanGorder awareness

The team offers up great Barbenheimer moments in history

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Jimbo and Bobby Petrino are a weird pair in several ways besides the obvious ones

Jason uncovers a surprising tie between Nashville and Hoover media days

Let’s remember exactly what it is we’re talking about when we say “Jimbo Fisher offense” and/or “Bobby Petrino offense”

Imagining Secret Santa in the A&M football offices

Let’s talk about things that never happen in small towns, such as car thefts and liquor store robberies

Flag burnings add up financially! Nobody thinks about this!

Guest producer Jeremy is a proud Citronaut; naturally this derails us into space grants

Holly uses the power of AI to generate a better country song for the dumb countryman

Spencer gets to the big question: Since when are country music singers so snuggly-wuggly about courthouses?

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“This is the tuna that has a little bit of dolphin in it, and I think it tastes better.”

Get in, sailors, we’re going to the Titanic Museum

Fine, Northwestern talk, go

Then we play a game! The game is Let’s Remember Some Guys Who Might Want This Northwestern Job

“Dave Clawson, go get the Ohio State job!”

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Like a field trip that gets cut short early, we simply had too many people making terrible choices to fit into one Do-it-yourself Disasters episode, so we constructed another. It is not up to code and it keeps popping random breakers and the wall has a bubble in it now but I’m pretty sure it’s fine. Stories include:

The three words you need to make any great story

Dad vs. the Winter Heating Bill

(David Byrne voice) We Built A Door To Nowhere

Your body is a series of buttholes

Florida Dad Turns Bathroom Into “Wine Room”

The sequel to the Legend of Double Broom: Double Ladder

How to turn internet pornography into a gaming system

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At the intersection of “self-confidence” and “structural fire” you’ll find three of the most dangerous words in the English language: Do It Yourself. On this Fullcast, we review your tales (or, often the tales of your dads) attempting to remake the world and the catastrophes that result. Tune in next week for Part 2!

The most ambitious piece of checked baggage in the history of air travel

Perils of washing your bowling ball

How to identify the point in a YouTube repair video when you need to call a professional

DON’T MAKE YOUR OWN POOL CHEMICALS

Treehouse inspections gone wrong

The Legend of Double Broom

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The Meg cinematic universe is updated

Florida’s got it all figured out, says Spencer

Holly has a game for you, and Surber deploys some game theory

Jason invents the book gun

Celebrating LSU’s off-field performance in the College World Series

Drafting a new college baseball power

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Spencer is pranked, with unexpected results

Which hosts have been kicked out of a go-kart track?

The Chris Berman/Strega Nona collab we’ve been waiting for

A brief history of Ball

A game! Who’s got the most corrupt mega boosters hiding in their walls?

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Ryan takes us on a mythological exploration of language

Language is also what has landed our good buddy Jay Arnold in hot water (food reference) online! He expressed a good-hearted opinion, and must be punished for that.

Spencer bought LIV Golf, please direct all complaints to him

Jason breaks some important transfer portal news

Plotting the next international college football game

A brief return to the moon, for church

Regional foodstuffs are debated

The noble hatch chile is honored

The big pants debate, again

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But first: Free The Italian Killer Bear, he is needed at the railroad

Where do this year’s NBA playoffs fit within the wider galaxy of the Hating Economy

Which division almanac forecasts a bumper crop of disrespect in 2023 for league frontrunners?

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A special demographic survey of UCF

Great week for scandals! Kevin Warren, you’re up first

Spencer presents Big Ten Lawyer Anime

Now, with some real grown person problems: the Pac-12!

Which school would make the best use of an extra 7 billion dollars?

Charity Bowl wrapup and negotiations for Spencer’s subsequent humiliation

A surprise musical number

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