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Mack vs. Mario! Swim, Mario!

Notre Dame’s potluck force punch

HEADLINE: Pitt Put In Pittastrophe

Oregon-Washington celebrates vibes-based analytics

Nice things about Rutgers

Bama and A&M both tried their darndest to lose. In this, A&M was better

NBC’s juiceless, joyless Notre Dame broadcasts

A seismic update from the top of FCS ball

A formal transfer of stereotype from Penn State to Miami

This week in CFB ads: fungal flush and free speech!

Graham Mertz’s assassin turn

The newfound joys of CW football

Scott Satterfield cosplays

The crew and comment section adopt a series of new aliases as totally plausible NFL owners

We're not the Associated Press, contrary to popular perception, but we would rank the JMU Dukes, personally

Announcing an exciting new top secret Mandela Effect game that YOU can play along at home

The return of Midwestern Voices

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SHOW NOTES

The most we have ever talked about the moon without openly questioning the existence of the moon

There's really an uncharacteristic amount of football talk in the rest of the episode, and we feel kinda weird about that, but after watching the end of Miami-GT during the Saturday live show it turns out there's still a lot to process!

A quietly radical exploration into the notion that football coaches are people

Vibes check with Mark Stoops

Field trip to Mannequin Mountain

Celebrity AND Champions Jeopardy! updates (WELCOME BACK, UNCLE SKIP)

Life is too short to argue with Carolina Panthers fans on Instagram about Israel

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SHOW NOTES

Wwwwwwwelcome to Butt Week!

Why is it Butt Week? For one thing, Baylor played Texas Tech. For another thing, well, look at the scores. Iowa State also played a small part in the visuals of Butt Week. Thank you, shimmering gams of Iowa State.

You will note the absence of much USC-Arizona content. Most of the stupid parts of that game took place after we finished the show, believe it or not. Come back Wednesday!

The stupid stuff in Georgia Tech-Miami, however, all takes place live right at the top of the show! Come on in!

Don't let all the late-night tomfoolery obscure the memory of a truly great Red River Shootout

Y'all took Jimbo's papers. You took Jimbo's papers, and just look what happened. He’s got anxiety. Nick, on the other hand, now has many papers, and is very happy

Don't worry, Notre Dame; we'll get to you

Kentucky, thank you for thinking of our needs

Possibly the nicest thing we've said about Nebraska in show history

A brief playoff baseball interlude

Welcome back to October Maryland

Iowa's hot dog cannon malfunctioned, and you know what that means: We get to do voices

Finishing up the night with a unique crypto opportunity

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The show gets derailed in the usual amount of time (less than three minutes) via a totally unexpected source (Surber??!)

To which former Gator do we all owe an apology?

Notre Dame's statistically alarming situationship

Holly makes a correction

Ryan introduces the team to NHL fanfic

Spencer is in charge of today's math lesson, which goes about how you think it will

Audiences are thrilling to Jason's new hit teen drama, Boy Yellowjackets

Surveying the wreckage of the Pitt superweapon

By far the most USF talk we've ever had in one episode

Reassessing West Virginia

Queasily confronting the specter of a well-rounded Missouri squad

The Big 12's looming bowl logjam

A modest proposal regarding Presidential pets

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While you weren’t looking, FCS went out and staged an incredible blood week

Caleb Williams goes on a field trip

The secret environmentalism of Ole Miss football

Y’all went and did it. You made Georgia resort to Brock Bowers. Are you happy now. Are you

For better or worse, it’s the one week of the year where we have to let Spencer and Ryan talk about Florida. This continues for several minutes. Do not be alarmed

How the Michigan-Nebraska score is actually worse than it looks

A new bit of podcast business

Oklahoma: more than ok??

It’s time to talk to your family about 5-0 Louisville

Other storylines far too numerous to list here!

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A great deal of NFL content, the existence of which can obviously be blamed on it being Florida-Kentucky week

It's time for another incidence of Spencer Hall, Naturalist

We break down some film!

Jason walks us through some everyday threat assessment

Ryan lays a trap

We uncover the female corollary to dudes and the Roman Empire

The two genders of situational awareness

Holly learns Metal Gear

The crew does some heavy terraforming

Fondly remembering some former sponsors

A little Week 4 schedule review, as a treat

A scavenger hunt for our bunny-boilers out there

Setting up Dan Lanning's next elderly celebrity feuds

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A live narration of Mack Brown's latest postgame energy vampire hug

Bama returns to form by making sure nobody has any fun

BoNix completes a pharmacist-alarming amount of consecutive passes!

Ryan Day is going to fight a senior citizen and none of us are going to lift a finger to stop him

In praise of Dan Lanning's particular brand of heat

Not caring what happens to Florida State frees us up to enjoy watching Florida State

Who's ready for Halloweendiana??

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Ryan has found this show's equivalent to thinking about the Roman Empire. (Of course it revolves around Tampa.)

Sure hope y'all weren't turning up expecting to hear us talk about anything except the terrible, hilarious continuing misadventures of the F-35!

Holly mixes up Beaufort and Other Beaufort like nine times, she's very sorry, but not like "lost a fighter jet IN THE AIR" sorry

Once again, that number is 843-963-3600

Important archaeological news from Buffalo!

Our hosts compete to determine who has fallen from the greatest height, and discuss their thoughts on the way down

Week 4's college football schedule is plumbed for entertainment

Jason imports a vital lesson: College football famous isn't famous-famous!

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Ryan apologizes

This is NOT the 17-3 game Alabama ordered!

The rest of Week 3’s results, devoured in loving detail

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One thing you can’t ever do is give us a football player with a toothsome name

We have a question for Kirby

An update from the classroom of Professor “Plum” Surber

🎶 LOOKIN’ AT THE SCHEDULE TIME 🔂

Jason previews a desolate Week 3 Watch Grid

We briefly and unfortunately remember who is coaching UAB now

Spencer attempts a word problem with disastrous results

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