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“This is the tuna that has a little bit of dolphin in it, and I think it tastes better.”

Get in, sailors, we’re going to the Titanic Museum

Fine, Northwestern talk, go

Then we play a game! The game is Let’s Remember Some Guys Who Might Want This Northwestern Job

“Dave Clawson, go get the Ohio State job!”

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Like a field trip that gets cut short early, we simply had too many people making terrible choices to fit into one Do-it-yourself Disasters episode, so we constructed another. It is not up to code and it keeps popping random breakers and the wall has a bubble in it now but I’m pretty sure it’s fine. Stories include:

The three words you need to make any great story

Dad vs. the Winter Heating Bill

(David Byrne voice) We Built A Door To Nowhere

Your body is a series of buttholes

Florida Dad Turns Bathroom Into “Wine Room”

The sequel to the Legend of Double Broom: Double Ladder

How to turn internet pornography into a gaming system

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At the intersection of “self-confidence” and “structural fire” you’ll find three of the most dangerous words in the English language: Do It Yourself. On this Fullcast, we review your tales (or, often the tales of your dads) attempting to remake the world and the catastrophes that result. Tune in next week for Part 2!

The most ambitious piece of checked baggage in the history of air travel

Perils of washing your bowling ball

How to identify the point in a YouTube repair video when you need to call a professional

DON’T MAKE YOUR OWN POOL CHEMICALS

Treehouse inspections gone wrong

The Legend of Double Broom

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The Meg cinematic universe is updated

Florida’s got it all figured out, says Spencer

Holly has a game for you, and Surber deploys some game theory

Jason invents the book gun

Celebrating LSU’s off-field performance in the College World Series

Drafting a new college baseball power

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Spencer is pranked, with unexpected results

Which hosts have been kicked out of a go-kart track?

The Chris Berman/Strega Nona collab we’ve been waiting for

A brief history of Ball

A game! Who’s got the most corrupt mega boosters hiding in their walls?

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Ryan takes us on a mythological exploration of language

Language is also what has landed our good buddy Jay Arnold in hot water (food reference) online! He expressed a good-hearted opinion, and must be punished for that.

Spencer bought LIV Golf, please direct all complaints to him

Jason breaks some important transfer portal news

Plotting the next international college football game

A brief return to the moon, for church

Regional foodstuffs are debated

The noble hatch chile is honored

The big pants debate, again

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But first: Free The Italian Killer Bear, he is needed at the railroad

Where do this year’s NBA playoffs fit within the wider galaxy of the Hating Economy

Which division almanac forecasts a bumper crop of disrespect in 2023 for league frontrunners?

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A special demographic survey of UCF

Great week for scandals! Kevin Warren, you’re up first

Spencer presents Big Ten Lawyer Anime

Now, with some real grown person problems: the Pac-12!

Which school would make the best use of an extra 7 billion dollars?

Charity Bowl wrapup and negotiations for Spencer’s subsequent humiliation

A surprise musical number

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Down half the host roster, Spencer and Ryan have control of this ship and take it to totally normal places like:

Why West Virginia fans should contribute $19.07 to this year's Charity Bowl at www.edsbscharitybowl.com

A passionate defense of Dog Law (the laws by which dogs live)

Imagining what the world looks like if South Carolina wins an SEC title

Issuing a challenge of historical import to NBA2K YouTubers

Taking Canada down a damn peg for once

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The gang prepares to be lovingly profiled by the New York Times

Spencer makes a friend at the airport

Planning our 2023 seasonal travel

E-sports cheating tutorial

A long-awaited bit of podcast business 🌝🌝🌝

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