You’re probably not going to play professional football, so how should you decide where to attend college? Our academic survey can tell you! 

The “Which school has the most convenient parking" answers won’t surprise you; the “Which school has the best food" answers definitely will!

Also covered: The crucial categories of “waterslide availability" and “places to take a nap in public"

Eat shit, US News & World Report

The University of Texas’s clutch of Panera-level fascist boosters don’t deserve a good-faith argument, and you shouldn’t give them one!

A Charity Bowl challenge is issued!

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Stop asking us if it’s Blood Week every time a ranked team loses, you’ll know when it’s Blood Week, this applies to FCS ball too 

Holy shit that was an amazingly bloody Blood Week of FCS ball even by our own hemoglobin-happy standards 

Spencer is trying to get us into F1

Why have none of y’all ever informed us that “international go-karting” was an available career option

Does anybody know how to determine if we have any remaining international go-karting eligibility 

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- Hey y’all, it’s the FCS draft episode, where we overcome our current general disdain for sports to pick spring football teams!

 - Featuring a brief but violent detour into the Boise State-Idaho rivalry!

 - Our collective safari into perfecting our Maine accents continues?

 - Never admit what is or isn’t gumbo on the internet.

 - “Spencer, I have a money question"

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- It’s our advanced sports analytics episode! How advanced? Advanced past what? Mind your own business!

 - What are we using our film review skills for? Breaking down that Oklahoma bathroom fight, are you new here?

 - As a team, we feel pretty confident we could perform a number of basic medical procedures in the field. Listen along to find out which!

 - Adding to the ever-expanding roster of basic concepts Spencer has no grasp of, we can now add “sitcoms” and “human bones”

 - Dabo will never be a great leader of history because Genghis Khan paid his players

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--Can't sleep, must think about Baconator

--an ode to the most essential Panda Express on the planet

--All Gus Malzahn does is cash checks he will never spend

--Everyone belongs to one of four human tribes: The Zappers, Wild Aces, Beasts, or Glacier Boyz

--Holly challenges us to work onside kicks into every sport

--YE ATE ME DART

--Spencer just wants to steal horses 

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--Why is Ben Franklin smiling on the 100 bill? Because he's pantsless

--NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK! (Again. Not more than it was. On the way? BACK.)

--Ryan on why Congress should pass legislation to bring back Banjo and Kazooie

--A brief diversion into a musical about Aaron Burr slapping Alexander Hamilton to death

--Which schools in the new NCAA video game that should be inherently corrupt

--The challenge of putting fake facilities in the game more absurd than the real ones

--Did you know Auburn's current football facility has a flight simulator? You do now!

--A proposal for real coaches, i.e. your staff might be mostly inept family members

--BOOSTER MODE

--Holly issues an amazing challenge for next week's episode 

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--Spencer is described by his co-workers as "a dog with a plunger"

--Play the game "EPL name or NFL Assistant"

--Jason demands that you LEARN. FOOTBALL.

--Tom Brady, the ultimate "let's get a game-winning FG" QB ever

--An alternate history where Mike Vick steals whale sharks from the GA Aquarium

--We turn Kirby Smart into a Turkish soccer team 

--Imagining the living hell of raising five Gronkowskis

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--Spencer and Ryan duel to see who can hold the longest WELLLCOME, and Spencer almost dies

--a review of the DIAMOND HANDS LIFESTYLE, or how the whole world is living the #FullcastLyfe now

--A review of Ren Faires, and why they are not Med Faires

--Jared Goff is smarter than all of us

--Matt Stafford, Daydrinking Nap God

--Picking out teams clearly free-riding on other teams' effort

--How almost every SEC team is quantitatively trying toooo hard

--Has anyone ever peed on the moon? 

--We pick the LUCRATIVE DEAD MALL STONKS OF THE FUTURE for you

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Why are you even asking if we bought GameStop stock? Of course we bought GameStop stock

Spencer invented a game! That’s not as bad as it sounds! Why are you flinching? Anyway, the game goes like this: Can you pick hit or miss coaching hires throughout history based solely on their records? Turns out we can’t, but we CAN reunite Ryan with his coaching spirit soulmate

Which former Colorado head coach is Holly’s new life coach?

With Enough Flex Tape, You Can Live Forever (Shutdown Fullcast not currently sponsored by Flex Tape)

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It’s the cryptocurrency episode! Spencer wants to invest $100 in bitcoin live on the air, and we may not be able to talk him out of it!

The Vitruvian Man, updated for the modern age! (it’s Kid Rock, sorry)

The four bodily humors, updated for the modern age! (one of them is Fritos, sorry)

In honor of the NFL playoffs, the team goes looking for the best clam chowder in Tampa, sorry 

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