Shutdown Fullcast

THREE (3) new games of skill and chance await the brave listener who dares enter our dark carnival. The preceding sentence is a Juggalo-themed olive branch to make up for all the things that happen to Penn State in this episode.

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SHOW NOTES

Spencer's not here, and yet less than 7 minutes and 30 seconds elapse between the cold open and the phrase “chinchilla years”

Our most perilous predictions ever

Why turkeys are the ideal support animal to bring to a violent protest

Let's learn about some feds

Jason challenges a feared class of birds

Ryan has a game

Holly has a different, worse game

We've replaced Bedlam – but with what?

Which two-team rivalry contains all three kinds of rich people?

As usual, the problem with Auburn's schedule is that Auburn has to play it

See the currently very adoptable Marquis Von Bay at coonhoundrescue.com

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SHOW NOTES

We asked for your stories of romantic triumph, and almost all of you sent something that resembles that! Good job!

The first story is also the best story, so if you really want to you can bail after that

Chili's has run out of history

The fusion cuisine that ended a three-year relationship

Why women crave zeta males

Ideal public settings for testing the big spoon/little spoon dynamic

John Cena first-date fashion

Can't spell GREASE 2 without a bigole G

What's the best place to puke on a date?

Learn the romantic history behind Ryan's grandmother's wifi password

A number of high-success methods for kidnapping Spencer

Scenes From An Abandoned Italian Restaurant

Surber is unleashed

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On this episode, the gang: 

reviews the greatest failsons in football coaching

wonders whether 25 points is a lot of points, for an offense

predicts the horrible future accurately, we're afraid (again) 

reveals which veteran coach hangs out shirtless for months on end 

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We review your hastily requested emails ([email protected]) and your well-aged voicemails (704-SOL-CAST), including the following very important topics:

Is Air Bud legally a person?

How long could one live in a Waffle House without ejection?

Which wild animal is Spencer confident he could bond with?

Which animal is Spencer going to eat this year? Is it the same species as the previous topic?

What is the half-life of Matt Rhule?

Zoo heist: discuss?

Which Fullcast member would be the best grandma?

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Notes... 

Josh Heupel now makes enough money to buy as many shackets as he likes 

Another attempt (and failure) at finding the assistant coach who can finally ruin Alabama football

A subsequent attempt to explain the insane universe of Warhammer 40K

Bet you don't think we'll go through the entire universe to make comparisons to CFB team huh

WE GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE BECAUSE THE STREETS NEED THIS 

The Emperor protects, Roll Tide 

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NOTES: 

Spencer very accurately explains a day in the life of a farm

An examination of Koala and Shark Brains, and how both are good at business  

Jason discusses a sleep experiment allowing him to play more video games 

living in holidays, not holi-months with HGH Scrooge 

"Warren Buffett taught me it was okay to be weird" 

Jim Harbaugh staying at Michigan in the most awkward manner imaginable (again) 

We create the ultimate streaming network: CBS Sports SD 

Tom Brady sit and do nothing on the NBA on TNT set challenge 

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SHOW NOTES

Surber has prepared something

Spencer reads TexAgs aloud, as a treat

Movie night with the Dawgs

Jason has solved the Stetson thing

Ryan has a reminder for Georgia

Selecting teams to Not Believe In for the 2023 season

Right, the title game

There's actually a shocking amount of football talk in here, by our standards

A journey through Texas Street Fight Law brings forth a number of new law enforcement theories

VIBES TOUR OF AMERICAN FOOTBALL INSTITUTIONS

Which school will serve as 2023’s Secular Auburn?

Which type of burning car is Oklahoma and which type is Oklahoma State?

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SHOW NOTES

Jim Harbaugh is one thousand percent dad and needs to be maybe ten percent more uncle

Meet the new dumbest set of NCAA charges you’ve ever seen (aren’t they quaint?)

At what point on a diet of ground beef and milk does the human body technically become a living meatloaf

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SHOW NOTES

The team picks the Pantone color of the year

We're gonna be on the Auburn board of Trustees

We're also going to Congress

Sit in on our budget meeting

Spencer's yearly wardrobe, reviewed

Let's talk about Monday night in Cincinnati

OK so how long until we get sick of TCU

Body goofs!

What do you mean you LOVE Taco Bell

New truck just dropped https://www.changliev.com/products/changli-mini-electric-pickup

Let's play a new game: Mystery Drunk at the Waterslide Hotel

Identifying key trends of 2023

Identifying key goals for the British space program

Holly has a Yellowstone viewing plan of questionable origin

Ryan invents the Manic Pixie Dream Horse

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