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Sexy King Charles Coronation Special, or RAT KINGS OF LOW EARTH ORBIT

SHOW NOTES

Our horniest ever episode begins, as so many of our shows do, on the moon

Yes, Stanford figures prominently during the show; we promise there's sexy stuff later

Multi-species Taco Tuesday remains a far-off dream, but Zoom Divorce Court is already here

An interview with a member of the Los Angeles Philharmonic, and if you don't understand why that's significant, just go with it

Orgies, defined

Pretty sure we could all take this "King's Champion"

The gang becomes increasingly upset at the poorly managed inventory of Charles and Camilla

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2023 Draft Week Featuring 7 Different Drafts At Once

NOTES

Had enough of mock drafts? Great, this web of drafts designed by Jason is frighteningly real

The best Ole Miss story in years

Which host drafts a steak biscuit Pokemon? The answer may surprise you!

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SHOW NOTES

Introducing the Mamas' Buttz family of businesses

Deciphering the locations of the World's Strongest Man competition

Introducing hilljack chatbot HollerGPT

Surber has some things on his heart to unburden in the direction of Russell Wilson

Spencer's emotional history of golf

"You know what's NOT cool? Vaping."

Have you ever heard about the Washington Football counterfeit ballpark peanuts scandal? You're about to!

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Mike Golic Jr. of GoJo joins Spencer, Jason, and Ryan to review important NFL Draft storylines, including:

The simple wisdom of "JUST BALL OUT"

Which players Spencer and Mike are most excited to discuss

Why CFB doesn't have good heel teams these days

The cocaine scene in Connecticut during the summer

Exploring the universal appeal of A Big Hoss

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This week’s combination mailbag episode and preseason practice will coach you up to the elite level of callers regularly featured on the show. Also, Spencer is afraid of basketball.

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SHOW NOTES

Ryan is nude, again

Which hosts gain and lose items of clothing in their sleep? The answer may surprise you!

Also starring the sublime sounds of Petey Pablo PM

Spencer is alarmingly easy to pickpocket

"Who brought a porcupine to the petting zoo?"

Introducing Predator Parent Magazine

Bringing TRUE Hollywood star power to Rasslemania 2023

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SHOW NOTES

Folks it’s our international episode

Among the international aspects of this college football podcast: civil awards. Beachfront monkey attacks. Baseball injuries throughout history. American-Italian football celebrations. And more ???

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With Spencer (overwhelming fear of basketball) and Holly (vacation) both out, Jason and Ryan must adhere to March Internet Law and present a bracket-based episode, which leads to important discussions like:

What song gets grocery store workers amped no matter the time of day?

Is patience superior to peace?

Can you talk yourself into a false start on your opponent's one yard line being a good thing?

Is being good at soccer more important than understanding the economy?

Have we depowered Phil Collins too much?

How did Matt Stafford not get the beer-based nickname?

Generosity vs. Faithfulness WHO YOU GOT?

What if special teams units simply refused to take the field to punt from plus territory?

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After a futile attempt to discuss Texas football's nonexistent QB controversy, the crew decide to 

figure out other historical events Mark Wahlberg could have prevented 

convert all Florida public schools to putt-putt courses 

return the PAC-12 to greatness through the power of PARTY SCHOOL

place Hawaii where it belongs: At the heart of the sport with every privilege imaginable 

create a program where citizens pay off delinquent taxes by hosting Family Feud

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THREE (3) new games of skill and chance await the brave listener who dares enter our dark carnival. The preceding sentence is a Juggalo-themed olive branch to make up for all the things that happen to Penn State in this episode.

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